I’m stocking up today on Hostess cakes. I cant live without my cherry fruit pies and snowballs.
November 16, 2012 at 10:24am
There isn’t enough plastic to unf*ck that mug of hers. She looks like the damn Crypt Keeper. No way in the world will she ever look presidential. Of course she’ll be the Dem ticket in 2016 and the Repubs will run “Slinky” as their candidate. It’s a spring a spring a wonderful thing everyone wants a slinky!
November 15, 2012 at 11:54pm
“ugly now” When the hell was she ever not ugly?
November 13, 2012 at 1:32am
I seceded in ’04. Have my own country now, The United State of Hrothgar. I have closed borders and a one man army/navy/airforce. Economy is great, unemployment is 0%. Working on a new infrastructure for transportation. Environmental agency just installed a new Flowmaster to increase efficiency and power. Currency is stable as beer never loses value and rivals all international currencies. Currently the president is on a diplomatic mission to The United States of America. Man, what damn wreck. This country is FUBAR.
November 7, 2012 at 9:07pm
Alf for president in 2016
October 9, 2012 at 10:43pm
The UN worked this out during the 50′s after seeing the boom in commercial airline travel. It primarily has to do with items in the cargo hold. Most commercial liners don’t fill up with baggage so they load on freight cans and such which can contain everything from flammable liquids, corrosives, explosives, oxidizers, radioactive etc. The UN helped in developing IATA. All dangerous goods have a UN number attached to them as an identifier that lets people know whether the cargo can be loaded on the cargo planes only or passenger planes. This also gives data on packing methods. The smoke grenade is classified as a 1.4S explosive. I believe that classification forbids it from being on anything except a cargo plane.
August 29, 2012 at 10:44am
I have an iPhone and I will say they are quite durable and don’t take 10minutes to turn on like my Blackberry. Washed the iPhone 3 moths later it turns on and works like it was right out of the box. I’ve never been impressed with the Droid phones, since the app choices were limited and the OS felt clunky. However, they are catching up and may be an option when I get a new phone.
August 24, 2012 at 11:02am
There is that much gold it just hasn’t been mined yet. An exploration firm found a gold deposit with a 100 year life span and huge yields near my town. Of course it would take 7-10 years before anything will be produced thanks to the EPA.
August 17, 2012 at 11:00am
Biden is Obama’s insurance plan against being assassinated. Who would want to assassinate Obama when you would get stuck with Biden? Think about it.
August 17, 2012 at 10:21am
The GM product isn’t that amazing and has gone down severely in quality over the last several years. Example, a few years back I used to unload these large black crates at the Riverton dealership in my town. When I asked the service manager what these were he said they were for the transmissions that needed to be sent back, or new transmissions coming in. Ever since that has been GM’s main downfall in quality for their vehicles that and having too many brands with uninteresting models helped cause their financial breakdown, along with the union contracts.
Ford is not exempt from making poor quality products. They should have let International keep making their diesels and stuck it out with the 7.3. Instead they have given a line of piss poor engines under their own design.
Yes GM did drop the ball on the Camaro redesign, just like they dropped it on the GTO. The GTO looked like a Euro-trash car and they dawdled on the Camaro. Great the Camaro is in Transformers, but you still waited 2 years to release it after the movie. Granted the Camaro is a pretty swank looking car it has to compete with the well established Mustang which just get more bad ass with every year.
I think if GM could focus on making better strives in quality, cutting union contracts and learning where to invest their money(our money) properly they would be better off.
August 16, 2012 at 10:41am
Still spreading the love I see.
August 16, 2012 at 10:38am
$4.00 gallon gas is sooooo 2008, I expect $7.00 gallon gas in 2012
August 15, 2012 at 10:51am
If you are overweight maybe the ideal “handicap” parking spot should be the furthest from the doors.
August 15, 2012 at 10:47am
Take some advice from the border at the 38th parallel. Seems to be pretty effective border security.
August 15, 2012 at 10:44am
August 15, 2012 at 12:14am
It must be noted that the increase in the fatness of Nevada is due in part to the awesome variety of buffets at the casinos. The only place where you can get all the food groups on one plate for 12.99.
August 15, 2012 at 12:02am
Prong 3: blah, blah, blah you need an ID to vote blah, blah, blah Most states require you to have a state issued ID by law, regardless of this voter ID mumbo jumbo. Ya know it helps the cops identify your bloated carcass passed out behind a whorehouse after a night of heavy drinking.
Those things really work when the humidity is low.
I measured the discharge temperature of a swamp cooler and I measured 70 degrees.
I visited a home with a large swamp cooler and i was amazed @ how it cooled the whole house, the only problem was dealing with the humidity because it is always swinging from one extreme to the other.
August 9, 2012 at 10:50am
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. C/O Barak Obama
Knock or Ring Door Bell
August 9, 2012 at 10:48am
Exactly what I was thinking. All he has to do is call UPS and say it is an “unclaimed package” or at least that’s how it is done with FedEx. It’s not hard to rectify, but by calling the cops you open up an entire can of worms that will entice the anti-gun a$$hats into frenzy over the “see how easy it is to get a gun”. This should have been a non-story, return the gun to the shipper so that they can get it to it’s rightful owner.