Trump is obviously so in your head, his name is in your name, his hair is in your head, his head is in your avatar…do you also dream about Trump’s $chlong? Ha ha, you don’t have to answer that.
Like I said elsewhere, TT, Trump is a multi-multi-billionaire with gold-plated toilet fixtures in his airplane. If he ever wanted to wear a wig or toupee, he’d hire the best artisan in the country and pay whatever it took to have a really GOOD-looking one made to flatter his enormous ego. He instead wears a ridiculous triple comb-over. So your entire persona is flawed from the outset: It’s his real hair. LOL
Use your “head”.
 December 23, 2015 at 3:03pm
See if $chlong works….
 December 23, 2015 at 3:02pm
The first part says he’s trying to lose.
Then the last sentence says it isn’t working. Does “it isn’t working” mean what I think it does? That his brilliant scheme to—for the one of the few times in his life—NOT WIN, is failing? So even you agree he’s winning, and the polls say it’s more like a mass slaughter.
How long do you think should you wait before admitting how silly the first part sounds?
Until he wins the nomination? The White House?
Sooner the better my dear.
December 23, 2015 at 2:53pm
“…the Trump id…”
And here we thought Trump was the “Super Ego”! LOL
Clearly someone else has that job covered and is on the CASE!
December 23, 2015 at 2:39pm
It is. He’s tugged on it enough times on his rally videos. (Highly recommended, BTW –very entertaining)
There’s a certain derangement involved. Not necessarily in your case infidel (nice avatar!) but the guy is a multi-multi-billionaire. If he’d bought a WIG,…doesn’t anyone ever think he might have bought, oh, I dunno,…a GOOD one?? Has none of these yahoos ever even SEEN his hotels on TV? He goes high end. He’s famous for that! Does it never occur to anyone that an arrogant narcissist with gold-plated toilet fixtures in his airplane would maybe hire the BEST wig-maker in the land, and spare no expense on the most attractive, ego-flattering wig money could buy?
Let’s rub those brain cells together folks. He likes wearing his hair long, and to a lot of people it just doesn’t look that bad unless you’re obsessively focused on hating it and him. It’s a ridiculous triple comb-over (not merely double) that he’s managed to have sculpted into what looks a full head of hair. Like him, it’s daring, over the top, and it works.
It’s not what’s on top of his head that’s winning him the presidency; it’s what’s inside.
December 23, 2015 at 2:26pm
Alan Colmes of all people said it best: “Unless you speak Yiddish, you shouldn’t be slinging around Yiddish words.”
Look, if someone wants to say Alan Colmes is a schmuck, a schmoe, a schlock, a putz, a yutz, a schlomo, a schlemiel, a schlemazel, a schwanz, a $chlong, meshuggah, or even a mensch…who’s to say they can’t say it? You?
People are free to use and misuse any words they want—with really, really few exceptions, like the “fire” in a crowded theater thing. Unless I’m mistaken, even prisoners who’ve lost their other freedoms still have freedom of speech in the US. Lefties especially need to get WAAAYYY over themselves on this. Freedom of speech isn’t just freedom of your speech or mine, or the left’s, the right’s; it’s for everyone.
Oh, and I’m not in the club. I’m a Goyboy who’s just learned a bunch of foreign words for fun. Most of the Yiddish ones, I’ve learned from Jewish friends. And without Alan’s permission already! Oy vey!
Don’t get verklempt!
This isn't really about freedom of speech. Colmes is a schlub, too. You forgot that one. But I have never heard "schlong" used as a verb. Have you? Yiddish is endlessly inventive. Trump, on the other hand, is just careless with words.
 December 23, 2015 at 2:04pm
I’m posting in stunned, speechless disbelief. This doesn’t happen often.
Just now I googled the phrase, in quotes, “schlonged means hosed.” When it came back “no results”, I deleted, incredulous, the d’s.
No results for “$çhlong means hose” either.
I do not believe my eyes are seeing the words on the screen as I type this. What this is saying is that, in the entire world of the Internet, not one single human being has ever typed that simple phrase until I did it, just now. That is to me so unlikely as to be impossible.
The only conclusion is that there were results, and somehow, somebody scrubbed them, perhaps a Clinton operative. Not the shrew herself; she has the cleverness and tech savvy of a soap dish, or else she’d never have shot herself in the hoof with servergate.
So, just getting this out there on the interwebs: Schlonged means hosed. In Yiddish and German and Russian and other European languages of the type Trump grew up hearing. He was using a linguistic device known as “metaphor”, in saying Hillary got hosed: she got doused, like a fire with a garden hose. She was “on fire”, now she’s all wet. All washed up. Gone cold. Are metaphors like this really giving adults scary nightmares?
Is it crude? Sure, since it ALSO can mean wee-wee. Like “ass” is crude.
Vulgar? Maybe. Matter of opinion. Figuratively dousing someone with a water hose …I’ve heard worse.
Obscene, like the left is desperately yearning for the public to believe? Nope.
Trump wins again.
It's a slang noun. Mr. Trump used it as a verb, so that's why it didn't show up!
December 3, 2015 at 9:46am
Wrong. NASA defines climate as “weather over time”.
“Global warming” = classic straw man to distract from issues that actually matter (disastrous economic destruction, health insurance catastrophe, Islamic terrorism). These do not fit libsoc agenda, so they preach about their imaginary god, global warming.
It warms. It cools. The sun and the oceans take care of it. And for God’s sake, everyone please get this through the bone into the brain: CO2 rises AFTER a period of warming. Not before. Warming causes CO2 to rise, hundreds of years later. Not the other way around. Stop thinking backwards.
Just like the US and Israel are responding to muslim aggression. Not the other way around.
Criminals are the ones who need to be prevented from using guns against the innocent, not the other way around.
Black criminals need to stop shooting police, not the other way around.
A robust economy based on thriving businesses results in higher wages, not the other way around.
Stop. Thinking. Backwards.
 August 8, 2015 at 10:32am
So totally unnecessary. Here’s how it should’ve gone:
Kelly: [asks question about calling women dogs, pigs, slobs, disgusting animals]
Trump: Only Rosie O’Donnell. [massive applause, laughter]
Kelly: No, it was more, what’s your answer?
Trump: Well, I don’t know about you, Megyn, but whenever I hear anyone being called dogs, pigs, slobs, or disgusting animals…it’s almost always MEN! [huge applause, laughter] I dunno, maybe it’s just ME! [smiles, winks, points to self] Go figure, right? [massive applause for the self-deprecating humor, and agreement with the fact that he acts like one.] Men have been called these things and worse forever, but thankfully we still have freedom of speech. Can we get real for a second? There’s a war on women, all right, and it’s raging across the middle east.[applause] I don’t have time for total political correctness, and neither does this country. [applause] So we joke, we let off steam, we say things, and…what I say is what I say. My wife and daughters know I love women. But I’ll try to be “nicer” in the future, OK? [smiles & shuts up] [massive, sustained applause]
Turned it around on her…came out smelling like a rose…and without all the stupid crybabying and attacking her withi vicious insults, suggesting PMS, and then today ludicrously trying to cover it up, saying he meant her NOSE. Come on, man. Fox News is yer bud. This was a fat, juicy softball teed up, and you fouled. Hard. BAD foul ball there.
He can win this thing, he just needs a clue.
Oh to be a fly on the wall when obama and his hate whitey and hate infidels friends talk.
 July 22, 2015 at 10:25am
If you understand ANYTHING about history, you know that the top one percent usually ARE the progressive totalitarian government leaders, who seek to OWN the big businesses and means of production.
Classists are so cute.
 July 22, 2015 at 10:19am
“I think it’s bogus to blame millennials for the mess boomers got us in. Most worthless generation in the history of the world.”
Without whom you wouldn’t even exist.
LOL, a millenial calling any OTHER generation the most worthless in history is a classic textbook example of projection. (“Textbook” means the thing you’re supposed to use in school to learn with.) (“Projection” means the “pot calling the kettle black.”) (That expression means accusing someone else of having the very faults that define you.) (*sigh* THAT concept means—oh, never mind.)
You’re not “justangry”. You forgot ignorant, selfish, ungrateful, self-important, and shallow. I’m not calling you stupid: giving you credit for knowing the meanings of all those adjectives that describe you and your me-first generation.
In your lingo, you have just been “pwned”. Thank you for playing. Now get off the internet and go read a book.
 July 18, 2015 at 10:46am
Sounds like he might be smart enough to get stuff done. Approved.
[-1] July 18, 2015 at 10:43am
Thanks for the morning laugh, Chris. “He’s got a single course campaign line and nothing else.” LOL as if anything about the guy’s plans for his campaign 16 months out from an election is known. We already know he’s #1 on national defense, foreign trade deals, jobs, the economy,…you know, trivial stuff compared to illegal trespassers threatening our sovereignty, which he’s also #1 on. Plus he’s staunchly pro-cannabis legalization and pro-2nd amendment, gives millions to charit annually, and doesn’t need to lick anyone’s butt for money. What’s not to like? Wise up.
I love to hear all this “sideshow” stuff. A winner hears that, and it’s like gasoline for his chain saw. Watching him fire that puppy up rip the media, weak money-grubbing RINOs, Shrillary, and whiny liberal race-baiting Democrat namby-pamby do-nothings a new one nourishes my libertarian soul.
 July 18, 2015 at 10:29am
“Most times when Glenn trashes a candidate, people follow….”
And how irredeemably LAME is that? We are supposed to think for ourselves, not be told whom to like or whom to trash. Beck is a great American patriot, but his head is buried deeply in his sigmoid colon on the most important issue there is: WINNING THE WHITE HOUSE. Guess what, Glenn: the winner _does not_ have to be 100% perfect, the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln and George Washington, all rolled into one; he needs purely to WIN, to prevent another lying scumbag commie President Clinton, which is another lying scumbag commie Fauxbama only even more irritating to listen to. That’s right, I said “commie.” People need to go wise up and get back to hating and fearing the insidious take-from-your-neighbor commies worse than they hate and fear this or that group of Americans like whites, Christians, blacks, homosexuals, Jews, etc. Period. End of paragraph.
The day Beck wakes up and grasps that truth, his nodding minions will benefit.
Sit back, Glenn. You were a good TALKER in your day, but that day is passed. He who progressed from radio up to TV, then up to the pinnacle at Fox News…and then progressed right back down to radio again can just kick back now, enjoy the ride, and let an actual DOER close this deal and save this nation. If you’re not going to help, at least don’t HURT the country by convincing enough Republicans there’s no reason to vote, so the horrible Democrat torture can continue.
 January 31, 2015 at 1:53pm
Anti-black enterprise (corollary: limitless hatred for black conservatives)
Tell me again why ANY JEW would ever vote Democrat. It defies logic, common sense and rational thinking. “Caring about people” is their usual weak answer. Much easier to care more, give more to charity, when you don’t have so much of it taxed away senselessly by statist oligarchs living in a millionaire’s paradise on the people’s cash.
The fact that they are willingly owned by the Democrat Party only feeds into the stereotype of the self-hating Jew.
Please. Just stop it. Examine your conscience. Let yourself feel the guilt of having voted Democrat, supporting these cash-sucking, incentive-destroying, hypocritical, uber-rich liars. Then fix it. Vote Republican.
A free people allowed to keep the fruits of their labor will give more to charity and help more people in need than a cess pool of thieving, lying government operatives and politicians ever will.
Sorry but it's the illusion of being pro-muslim. You're falsely accusing liberals now. That isn't fair.
They are alot of things, but they are anything but pro-muslim...cuz guess what, they are ANTI-CREATOR. So what you said doesn't make much sense.
& the Jews always lose their friends for all sorts of reasons, both true & false. It's been a pattern since biblical times. Nobody is perfect....& Jews whether they like it or not, draw alot of attention to themselves. It's no wonder they get more hate & criticism....which is partially why the Democratic Party isn't much of a wholesome place for them anymore....at least the Jews who don't identify themselves as Jewish strictly based on their race. Secular Jews are overwhelmingly "out there".
Boy are you dense. The zionists that control Israel are much much closer to the Big Government fascist racist Democrats than any wanna be freedom party like the GOP. You rights are being attacked by these atheist jews at every level here in The former Republic of America. Let's see Michael Bloomberg ring a bell , who do you think is leading the anti church and state lawsuits here ? Who runs the ACLU ? AIPAC is a lobbying nightmare ..How about the Hollywood scum like Katzenberg Speilberg ..that skank Sarah Silverman...ugh
Wake up Goyim ..you are being used ..
 January 15, 2015 at 10:06am
Allah and God are the same. Three Abrahamic faiths – one God.
I’m completely nonreligious and even I know that.
The only hope we have against these savages is to call it what it is and say truthfully why they are doing these things, to please their imaginary SkyGuy, who is called Allah in Arabic and God in English, Dieu in French, etc.
This character is all the bad traits of a human rolled into one: angry, unreasonable, vengeful, judgmental, petulant, genocidal, and unbelievably intolerant, unforgiving and selfish. Unforgiving and selfish? Yes, you go to hell (unspeakable torture forever–thanks, loving God!) if you break the Commandments, or hadn’t you heard? One of them is to love the Lord your God. If the concept ‘God’ makes no sense to you, too bad. You don’t get forgiven; you get punished forever, for some sin that took no time to perpetrate. If you can’t bring yourself to say you accept a savior, when you don’t believe a loving God would create a devil to be saved FROM, you get to go to hell and meet said nonexistent goat-man. Wrath, judgment, vengeance, smiting…all from God/Allah. No thanks.
That said, all religions are not created equal. Christians and Jews aren’t “just as bad” because they believe things that are palpably untrue. Islam is definitely the WORST cult ever foisted on humanity, because it openly condones the slaughter BY HUMANS of other humans. (The Bible has MOST of the killing done by God.)
Remember: God is LOVE
 January 5, 2015 at 1:10pm
“Great taste, less filling”
OMG (Oh my Gandhi)
Seriously, we all might as well just hang up our keyboards right now. Vofr has in four words just made all future attempts at unbelievably clever, pithy witticisms moot.
Vofr FTW. Holy Cow! >:^D)
 January 5, 2015 at 1:05pm
Oh please give us a break. Gandhi wasn’t God. He was just a lawyer.
Come to think of it, that doesn’t stop some people from worshiping what’s occupying the (Half-Black/Half-) White House. But I digress.
Unlike most religions, Hinduism holds up no foundational character as a central figure to glorify. Accordingly some modern Hindus–taking a clue from unhinged Muslims enjoying apoplectic seizures of murderous rage over any drawing of their god-man MOHAmmed–have taken up “getting offended” about perceived slights of their god-man MOHAndas Gandhi as a form of religious worship. Really, how simple-minded can you get?
Now, if they’d named the beer “Hunger Strikes Twice” or “No Food, Just Beer” or maybe “Super _Skinny Brown_ Ale” (ha ha, that last one even made me laugh), then they might have a legitimate…er…”beef”. As it is, they’re waving all eight arms and having a………………………………”cow” over nothing.
 January 5, 2015 at 12:48pm
“Editor’s note: This story has been updated to replace a word that some saw as controversial.”
All I care about regarding this story is: WHAT WORD WAS IT?
Don’t post this note and then not tell us what the magical “offending” word was, so that we can be good little units, eliminate our thoughtcrime, and use only goodspeak.
 January 5, 2015 at 12:30pm
I logged in to say how great that post ↑ is.
Also just like children, the recipient-voter class has no idea how credit works, that borrowed money ever has to be repaid. They have no clue what “interest” means except for the interest they have in getting more FREE stuff (paid for with dollars earned by WORKERS).
Lefties love to talk about workers and defending the working class–”OFF THE BACKS” of whose labor all material goods flow. The hypocrisy is so epic it hurts.
When I worked in sales, whenever one of…”these people”…would whip out their brand-new credit card they just got, we knew it had a 95% chance of being already maxed out. Then they’d get vocally abusive and stalk out, as if they DESERVED to just be given the stuff for FREE–since, you know, three centuries ago some unrelated people they never knew were sold by some OTHER black people they never knew to some unrelated white people I never knew.
Take “restitution” to its logical end: Liberty, full citizenship, the vote, civil rights, affirmative action, and a black president & atty gen aren’t enough to even scratch the surface of the injustice. Whites should have to pay cash restitution to blacks–but no amount of money can ever pay for slavery. Whites would need to be OWNED by blacks to know what it was like. But 300 yrs wouldn’t make us even: Thieves must return stolen goods PLUS PAY EXTRA as punishment; restitution doesn’t even START until the 301st year.
See? It will never end. They own us forever.