User Profile: ImChiquita


Member Since: March 16, 2011

CommentsDisplaying 20 of ImChiquita's most recent comments.

  • April 14, 2014 at 9:09pm

    Why did my post not reply to Monk? What’s up, Blaze?

  • April 14, 2014 at 9:08pm

    Wait, did you trademark that?

    Please do an e-card with LOLBRS or a meme.
    Or both!! :D

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  • April 14, 2014 at 9:06pm

    Ugh!! Typos abound in my above post!

    Ggggrrr!! Aaarrrggghhh!!

  • April 14, 2014 at 9:04pm


    the people who believe that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married are the ones who don’t believe in His sanctity, they don’t believe that He is God’s ONLY begotten son – thereby negating that He is the ONLY way to the Father.

    God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit existed before Mary was ever born. The Trinity didn’t have sex with he – they placed the seed of Truth within her. She’s a created being created by Him; He can do that. That’s why the storms quiet at His command, that’s why He can multiply 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish to feed thousands – and still have leftovers.

    And Jesus never married, A) because He does not do things in secret. The devil does. Jesus wasn’t divining magical powers to Magdalene that His disciples coveted. He would instigate disharmony and chaos. Satan is the father of lies, and he loves him some discontent and jealousy.

    Jesus never married B) because what is the fulfillment of sex? Euphoria. He created sex between husband and wife, yes. But He was so in tune with His Father that He didn’t indulge in the ecstasy and indulgent relationships with a wife. There’s a reason He fulfilled Old Testament prophesy, and only He could do it because He.

    He came to fulfill the Law and save us through His grace by His blood. To be married would sacrifice time with either party: the wife or the lost. Jesus came to save, not to be married.

  • April 14, 2014 at 7:23pm

    THEY knew what they were doing.

    It’s still communism: the reward of being a good party member, make everyone else jealous that your life is risk- and carefree because you live the party lie.

    All the kids want to be involved in Common Core now. “Mommy, I can get ice cream if I’m in it.”

    Or report their parents for being patriots. “Remember, if your parents won’t let you hang out with us, just tell us. We’ll give you all the ice cream you want.”

  • April 14, 2014 at 7:16pm

    ^^^^^^ THIS!!

  • April 14, 2014 at 7:14pm

    This family is setting our alarms to watch the first one. Who knows what’s going to happen between now and the others.

    Also, other than very few places (but NOT, NASA, and lamestream media), there’s no mention that the Tetrad fall on Jewish holidays.

    VERY interesting. Like a billboard to pay attention (“signs and wonders”) – how exciting to live during these tumultuous times!

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  • April 14, 2014 at 7:07pm

    Other way around. :(

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  • April 13, 2014 at 10:54am

    This STILL isn’t about cattle, land rights, the BLM’s overreach.

    It was a test run: actively managing the media, monitoring patriots and how we communicate, the back-off wasn’t because the feds lost – it was because “Mission: Accomplished”

    We’re STILL being used, we’re STILL being lied to, and part of the problem is that The Blaze is too afraid to mention it.

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  • April 13, 2014 at 10:47am


    I think not.

  • April 13, 2014 at 10:46am


  • April 13, 2014 at 10:20am

    Better graphic than that, is how they offloaded the passengers at Diego Garcia; trailed the Royals (after the “unannounced” visit to DiGar); got a paint job, flew to Florida, and, yes, I agree with the idea that it’s in Pakistan.

    Did Flight-370 reunite with its unmarked tail number twin that was sitting at Tel Aviv since October 2013?

  • April 13, 2014 at 10:16am

    Boy, won’t John Crichton be happy!

  • April 13, 2014 at 10:10am

    This story makes my day. :)

  • April 13, 2014 at 10:02am

    No, no.

    It’s just your kindergarten lanyard, so you know who you are when you check the thread for your post.

    ….as if you didn’t already recognize your name.

    Next, we’ll have avatar-word association! Yay!

  • April 11, 2014 at 9:48pm

    Because the CHiP officer made it sound like the FedEx driver was trying to avoid the sedan, I’m going to go with texting driver.

  • April 11, 2014 at 9:41pm

    “Observant internet users” were too busy looking at the repeating patterns of those cardboard books that they didn’t notice the Gorbachev bobble-head on the second-from-the-bottom shelf?

  • April 11, 2014 at 9:33pm

    Remember when the wicked witch offered Snow White an apple, and we were kids, so we yelled at the movie, “It’s poison!”

    This is the same scenario.

    Or this example (from “The Lost Boys”): The head vampire can’t trespass…unless you invite him in.

  • April 11, 2014 at 9:20pm

    Considering the schedule…that’s less than 10 years.

  • April 11, 2014 at 9:18pm

    Anyone else on here (The Blaze) have a teeny tiny question back in their head that just teeny tiny POSSIBLY….the government’s involved?

    I mean, really – Ebola? Measles?

    …..or is it just me?