Member Since: October 27, 2012


  • [1] March 12, 2013 at 6:23pm

    When I first heard about this new “advancement” in televisions, this is the first thing I thought of. Just like the “Telescreens” you read about. Is it just me, or does it seem like Uncle Sam is reading 1984 and Atlas Shrugged for pointers on what to do next?

  • March 12, 2013 at 6:12pm

    If I remember correctly, we used to have a very effective way to control animal populations. I have a few tools around my house that would help with that. Unfortunately, my tools are outlawed in that particular state. The d(ick)ems have no idea what pest control is, just look at the infestation of our houses in DC.

  • January 16, 2013 at 10:07pm

    I have to admit, those people at MSNowBroadcastingCommunism have a gymnast’s flexibility when it comes to spinning a story. The ad talks about Obeezy and the commies make it about the first children. The commies have figured out how to make NRA SEEM like they are attacking the children, which then convinces the sheeple and “useful idiots” that watch those “news” outlets for the truth that the first family is the one being attacked. This represents some of that leftist logic that any person with no less than three digits in their IQ simply cannot argue with. How can you convince someone that the sky is blue when they say it’s gravy?

  • January 16, 2013 at 9:35pm

    To: Keaton and SoSorry-

    2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.
    Translation: Breaching the whole “doctor patient confidentiality” barrier.

    7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.
    Translation: Waste taxpayer money.

    14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.
    Question: Is the desire to protect one’s self now considered a “disease”?

    16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes.
    Question: How does this factor into my health? What business is it of a medical doctor to know about my ability to defend myself?

    20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental-health services that Medicaid plans must cover.
    Question: What does this have to do with firearms?

    Here’s the fact: You give the federal government an inch and they rip you a new ******* raping that mile outta you. Look at the “temporary” income tax. Look at any government-run toll road. Look at “hate” laws.
    Look, all of these laws can be passed by your state government. There is no way that someone in New York City can justify taking the guns from law-abiding citizens in the desert of Arizona. That’s why

  • January 16, 2013 at 7:07pm

    I’m sure it was some kinda school assignment.

  • January 5, 2013 at 10:18am

    Right! Because slingshots are a new thing, right? Can you tell me how many “children” reenacted the whole “David and Goliath” thing from the bible? OH NO!! We have to get these violent books entitled “The Holy Bible” out of our children’s hands!! Whatever will we do?
    Maybe… be a parent?

  • January 5, 2013 at 10:04am

    Oh. Now he gets it…

  • December 28, 2012 at 8:01pm

    “…Brasstown will have to use a dead or stuffed opossum.” So let me get this straight, PETA wants Brasstown, NC to kill a perfectly healthy opossum so that the town can use it for some New Year’s celebration? Why can’t they keep the opossum alive? Doesn’t sound very “ethical” to me. Here’s an even better idea for PETA: how about they don’t cut air-holes in the box? That way as you count down to the New Year, you can count off the creature’s last breaths. *****ng, retards!

  • December 23, 2012 at 9:48am

    Well, I can say that, as a white man, there are still some words out there that I can say without being sued or prosecuted for a hate crime. Ol’ Chrissy Mathews says I can’t say monkeying, watermelon (even if I want to eat one myself), shuck and jive, urban, angry, Chicago, Founding Father, kitchen, privileged, professor, food stamp, or use a dog whistle (for some reason) without being racist. And of course there’s still ******, you people, black, Negro, boy, and darky. Of course the most racist thing anyone can say today is, “I’m a conservative.”

    Oh! And sexist too.

  • December 15, 2012 at 9:49am

    What we really need is a law against murder. If we could just outlaw murder, there would be no more murder… right?

    (Fact: If you make it a crime to have a gun, then only criminals will have guns.)

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  • December 2, 2012 at 6:12pm

    Actually, I just came from lunch with the president. Michelle was in charge of the menu, so I’m STARVING!!

    In reply to the post Caption that photo!: Mitt Romney

  • November 7, 2012 at 12:04am

    We’re down with the commies comin’,
    We can’t trust ourselves on our own.
    We’re down with the commies comein’,
    We’re dumb in Ohio!

  • November 2, 2012 at 9:25pm

    So “All Abilities” lumps LGBT and Asian-Americans in with people who have handicaps?

  • November 2, 2012 at 7:16pm

    Don’t worry about after the election. They’ll have this guy as the “wacky neighbor” on the Obeezy reality show. Who doesn’t see this one coming? “Tonight on TLC after ‘Honey Boo Boo’ don’t forget to watch ‘Tailing Mighty BO’!”

  • November 1, 2012 at 10:43pm




  • October 31, 2012 at 9:17pm

    A police dog is not an officer, it’s a tool for an officer to use. Like his/her firearm. It’s kinda like you shooting a guy and then attempting to find out why you shot him.

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  • October 31, 2012 at 8:35pm

    But then how would I play Assassin’s Creed III and learn about the American Revolution?

  • October 31, 2012 at 8:26pm

    I think DannyM was referring to forcing the girl to listen to NPR.

    Not sure it was a good idea to put the video on the internet though. That’s the saddest thing about it to me.

  • October 31, 2012 at 7:46pm

    Wikipedia says of the PMoF: “It recognizes those individuals who have made ‘an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors’”.

    All white are going to hell? Is this Obeezy’s idea of world peace?

  • October 31, 2012 at 6:44pm

    “I think the consideration of criminal charges will assure this kind of stuff doesn’t happen again.” -New York City Councilman Peter Vallone

    Can anyone tell me what crime he committed?