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• School Bans the Word ‘Easter’ From Easter Festivities to Not ‘Infringe on the Rights of Others’

  March 27, 2013 at 11:24am

  In reply to rja444.

  Yes, because everyone knows the reason we celebrate Easter is because the Easter Bunny died on the cross!

  The Bunny, the bunny, whoa I love the bunny
  I don’t love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
  The Bunny, the bunny, Yeah I love the bunny
  I gave everything that I had for the bunny

• Video of 2-Year-Old ‘Bedtime Bandit’ Picking a Lock to Get Stuffed Animals Is Probably the Cutest Thing You’ll See Today

  March 27, 2013 at 10:53am

  In reply to wilbstal.

  …to the tune of Halloween-style music??? Okay, since when was “In the Hall of the Mountain King” considered Halloween-style music? And a question to the parents who compiled the video, were you aware the the lyrics of that song were: Slay him! The Christian’s son has bewitched
  The Mountain King’s fairest daughter!
  Slay him!
  Slay him!
  May I hack him on the fingers?
  May I tug him by the hair?
  Hu, hey, let me bite him in the haunches!
  Shall he be boiled into broth and bree to me
  Shall he roast on a spit or be browned in a stewpan?
  Ice to your blood, friends.

  Makes you think about the video a little differently doesn’t it?

• Steubenville Rape Trial: High School Football Players Found Guilty of Raping Drunken 16-Year-Old Girl, Sentenced to at Least 1 Year in Juvenile Jail

  March 17, 2013 at 1:48pm

  In reply to DREDGE.

  These guys couldn’t have possibly raped this girl. The girl clearly admitted that she threw-up, which by the University of Colorado’s standards would have prevented the rape from happening in the first place; case solved!

• Here Are All the GOP Senators That Participated in Rand Paul’s 12+ Hour Filibuster… and the Ones Who Didn’t

  March 7, 2013 at 9:17am

  In reply to changedone.

  10 While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew’s house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. 11 When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?”

  12 On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. 13 But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’[a] For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

• ‘Look at the A** on Her’: Mayor Bloomberg’s Surprise Alleged Response to Gun Control Thanks

  January 28, 2013 at 1:32pm

  In reply to SpankDaMonkey.

  …no caps here

• Here Are the 11 Funniest Candid Pictures From Yesterday’s Inauguration

  January 22, 2013 at 3:41pm

  In reply to BlackCrow.

  Compare the following image with good ole Chuck and tell me he aint the identical twin brother of The Penguin from Batman: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=active&sa=N&tbo=d&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&tbnid=V8bGgfvBWrUxMM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/the-penguin/images/13976573/title/penguin-photo&docid=95GDHXYYTLdPIM&imgurl=http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13900000/-Penguin-the-penguin-13976573-640-480.jpg&w=640&h=480&ei=R_j-UOXhOMO-2gWL2YC4DA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=290&vpy=118&dur=8903&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=144&ty=98&sig=116111575939612676780&page=1&tbnh=125&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:90

• 11 Hilarious Tweets From Scientists Getting Into #Overlyhonestmethods Hashtag

  January 10, 2013 at 11:30am

  In reply to PubliusPencilman.

  “We came to this conclusion because the entity providing the grant money told us that was the conclusion and now we have the ‘facts’ to back it up”

• What Is the 7-Foot Headless, ‘Serpent-Like’ Fish Caught Off the Hawaiian Coast?

  January 9, 2013 at 2:02pm

  In reply to Hootis.

  I don’t think that word means what you think it means…

• Should Boys Be Added to the Easy-Bake Oven Commercials? This One Thinks So (Take the Poll)

  December 3, 2012 at 3:32pm

  So in her debate about “gender-sterotypes” she does just that by justifying that pink and purple are girly colors, while blue is a boyish color??? Hmmm… makes sense to me.

• Bill O’Reilly and Atheist Leader Have Gonzo Confrontation Over Christmas: ‘You Are a Fascist!’

  November 29, 2012 at 11:30am

  In reply to tmbell87.

  They claim that Atheism is the only “ism” that obeys the laws of physics, however the law of conservation of energy states that the total amount of energy in a system remains constant over time, therefore energy cannot be created nor destroyed; where did the energy in our universe come from? Creationists simply believe that the 3-dimentional universe is a closed-energy system which derives its energy from an energy system of which we contribute as God. In fact, the only way the energy in this Universe could possibly exist is from some sort of alternate energy source which we with finite knowledge cannot fully comprehend because the laws of 3-dimensional physics cannot account for where the initial energy derived from (4-dimentions if one considers time a dimension, however Noether’s theorem would debate that the laws of physics is independent of time). So in perspective, religion actually has some rational thought albeit contrary to Atheists.
  I’m not here to try to argue my beliefs, or convince they there is a God, I just want to know: why the push towards freedom from religion vice freedom of religion, and specifically main-stream religions such as Christianity and Judaism. How is my fictitious God of Christianity different than the fictitious gods of mythology, or the earth god Gaia, or those of Native Americans? I don’t see atheists trying to eliminate those religious symbols in a similar manner, I wonder about the consistency of their group.