User Profile: JacquesChirac

JacquesChirac

Member Since: June 28, 2012

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  • [4] April 8, 2016 at 1:15pm

    And while I’m on a roll, Trumpbots, what the h*ll are you so worried about if your master doesn’t have 1237 by the time he reaches Cleveland? He’s a MASTER negotiator. He’s a legend. Chet Karrass could take lessons from HIM! The establishment won’t know what hit them once the greatest negotiator in the history of…EVER starts to negotiate to get the 1237!!!

    I can just picture your savior’s next book now: Think Big and Kick Ass in Politics.

    Believe me. Trust me. I’ll tell you that.

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  • [4] April 8, 2016 at 1:08pm

    Or, “Believe me”.

    Hold your right hand out just a bit from your face and put together your thumb and forefinger. And if someone asks a question you can’t answer, or attacks you, just talk louder and non-stop.

    It will work wonders with Putin and the leaders in Iran. Trust me. Believe me. I’ll tell you that.

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  • [2] April 8, 2016 at 1:06pm

    Don’t forget “Trust me”.

  • [3] March 1, 2016 at 3:50pm

    With a user name of “wartface”, you have no room whatsoever to call people names. But then again, your god does, so why can’t you, right?!

    Your god has also killed the GOP. You’ll see the funeral in Cleveland in July. (Not that I’m upset about that, mind you…)

    I also love the four bankruptcies. Of course, IF he becomes POTUS, he’ll have YOUR money to do with as he pleases. Should be fun to watch the fiscal constraint that he’ll show with YOUR money then, eh?

    And we have such a great voting record to compare him to, right? Gives every indication that he will “preserve, protect, and defend” the Constitution of the United States, right? Glad his past shows a stellar record of soooooooo many such preservers, protectors, and defenders in the past.

    Sweet dreams, comrade. They will be all you’ll have come Inauguration Day in 2017.

  • [10] March 1, 2016 at 3:37pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – breath.
    BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    The emperor “appears to show willingness to work with Republicans”. Oh, Mr. Enloe – you are SUCH a good comedy writer!!

    Thanks for the laugh, Chris!

  • [16] March 1, 2016 at 3:26pm

    Damn, Daniel. Looks like Liberty University will be looking for a new board member soon…

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  • [6] March 1, 2016 at 3:24pm

    Disagree. Drumpf says PP does WUNNERFUL things!

    You mean forcefully prying open a women’s womb and slicing up babies isn’t one of them??? Don’t forget about sucking out all the sliced up parts – that takes skill!

  • [3] March 1, 2016 at 3:21pm

    Or can he??? Hmmm…

  • [1] February 26, 2016 at 4:25pm

    But wait a minute…the emperor said, “You didn’t build that.” So in reality, the gub’t built the gun manufacturers.

    No way! GUNS ARE HERE AS A RESULT OF THE GUB’T BUILDING THEM!!!

    And here I thought Gub’t was the SOLUTION!

  • [3] February 26, 2016 at 4:07pm

    The REAL problem is that some idiot videotaped the emperor – twice, mind you – putting his hand on a Holy Bible and swearing “to the best of his ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

    Sucks, man…nice of the emperor to call out all the murders in Chicago, too, every time they happen…

  • [233] February 26, 2016 at 3:55pm

    Um…I can think of over 8 TRILLION reasons why we’re not better off than seven years ago…

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  • [1] February 26, 2016 at 3:44pm

    You are forgetting, IronPatriot, that you are talking about the Trumpster. He wrote the book on the Art of the Deal. EVERYTHING is negotiable, and EVERYONE wants to negotiate EVERYTHING. And knowing that the Trumpster will be on one side of the negotiating table, why WOULDN’T anyone want to sit on the other side???? All it takes is an unlimited bankroll…EVERYONE their price. Now, where will the Trumpster get an unlimited bankroll? That’s right – Mexico and China!!

    Relax people – the negotiating genius is here to save us all!!!

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – breath – BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ad infinitum…

  • [4] February 26, 2016 at 11:59am

    snrar – since we’ll have to hold our nose when we vote this fall, I’d rather vote for Pepe LePew than either nominee our two prolific parties will forward.

    No way in hell I vote for the suit or the pantsuit.

  • [5] February 26, 2016 at 11:38am

    I have been sooooooooo wrong all along in my views on the Trumpster. Given what I learned last night, here’s why I wish I could retrieve my early voting form and change my vote:

    Because the Mexicans WILL pay for that wall. And soon it will be over 900 feet tall!
    Because the Trumpster thinks he MIGHT be able to negotiate peace between Israel and the Palestnians.
    Because of the waste and fraud in the federal gub’t that will magically disappear the day the Trumpster takes the oath of office, simply because he says so.
    Because of the competition that will be created and thus magically take down the cost of healthcare once HE gets rid of the state lines.
    Because EVERY SINGLE negotiation is a business deal. Doesn’t matter who you’re negotiating with or that their goal in life is Death to America! It’s a simple matter of negotiating.
    Because he can shoot someone in the middle of the street and nothing would happen to him.
    Because he can talk over any other person on the stage during “debates”, AND talk right through THEIR response.
    Because he can say vile things about Ben Carson and two months later stand up for “poor Ben”.
    Because he’s a reality TV star!

    Face it folks – we are sooooooooooooooooooo screwed…

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  • [1] February 26, 2016 at 11:31am

    Because the Mexicans WILL pay for that wall. And soon it will be over 900 feet tall!
    Because the Trumpster thinks he MIGHT be able to negotiate peace between Israel and the Palestnians.
    Because of the waste and fraud in the federal gub’t that will magically disappear the day the Trumpster takes the oath of office, simply because he says so.
    Because of the competition that will be created and thus magically take down the cost of healthcare once HE gets rid of the state lines.
    Because EVERY SINGLE negotiation is a business deal. Doesn’t matter who you’re negotiating with or that their goal in life is Death to America! It’s a simple matter of negotiating.
    Because he can shoot someone in the middle of the street and nothing would happen to him.
    Because he can talk over any other person on the stage during “debates”.
    Because he can say vile things about Ben Carson and two months later stand up for “poor Ben”.
    Because he’s a reality TV star!
    Because the majority of voters have their heads stuck too far in the sand to actually look up the substance, and enjoy getting stuff shoved in the end that’s exposed.

    “Why?” What a silly question, tzion…

  • February 25, 2016 at 5:38pm

    I think you might have missed my point, Kaitara. The Dems have no power right now in the approval process of the next Justice. They can nominate, but not approve. What happens when they do have the power to approve? Do you truly believe they will be in a hurry to appoint a Republican-nominated Justice? Especially someone as conservative as Scalia? You know the answer as well as I. However, should the Republican doing the nominating put up a “moderate” nominee, then I’m sure the Dems will approve someone in the end. There will be two weeks of hearings and the try for the ‘gotcha’ moment, but in the end we’ll have a left-leaning SCOTUS, not to return to the right until the senate and the executive branch both go conservative.

    Great history lesson, however, and a nice reminder that life can go on even when precedents are not followed…

  • [3] February 25, 2016 at 3:51pm

    Quick question for all y’all: Let’s say the Dems win back the Senate in the fall and a Repub is elected as POTUS – how long do you think the SCOTUS will operate with 8 Justices?

    (IMO, the Dems will make the Bork hearings look like a walk in the park.)

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  • [11] February 25, 2016 at 3:26pm

    I myself find it very comforting to know that this buffoonal idiot represents the United States of America around the globe…

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – breath – BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ad infinitum…

  • [-6] February 25, 2016 at 3:22pm

    Obviously a white, racist plant. She is probably anti-abortion…and still calls it that, too!

    Sheese – will conservatives stop at NOTHING to try to make news the MSM will cover???

  • [1] February 25, 2016 at 3:19pm

    Will the Constitution Party be running anyone this year? How about the Libertarians? Please God, P-U-L-E-A-S-E. Please give me a reason to exercise my right to vote that so many have died defending the last 240 years. And if the answer is the hairjob or the witch, get ready for a write-in…

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