User Profile: jaylew


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  • August 2, 2014 at 6:29pm

    Respectfully Cleophus…..those are not nuts……they’re her udders.

    She can take on 4 two handed gay men from her district at a time….because to them….indeed they do look like nuts.

  • [2] August 2, 2014 at 6:26pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL…….look at that Pelosi Legosi Heifer rear up and charge just like the 2 hoofed horned mammal she is.
    …….and it was at that exact moment in time…..when I saw her lid and hand stampeding across the bottom of the screen in that video above….at THAT moment it all became clear to me….

    I now know why they make adult diapers…..because the combination of Pelosi’s tipped uterus, and her star gazing shoe gazing blank slate of a mind, and the SPOT ON fuse lighting performed so elegantly by Representative Marino…….at that moment in time….that trifecta of time….Mrs. Pelosi most assuredly lost control of her continence and leaked everywhere.

    She’s still leaking…and soaking wet.

  • [5] August 2, 2014 at 6:08pm

    Can we please clone about 380 Trey Gowdys???…relocate them to 380 different Congressional Districts…..and assist them each in their respective duly conducted Congressional elections?

    People may not like the way Gowdy “pins” down these mush mouthed witnesses during this process……..but one thing few people could ever argue with is the fact that for the first time in a LONG time there is a member of the House Of Representatives that actually has a set of balls.

    ……and that shouldn’t upset the “L” portion of the LGBT crowd that has certainly gushed itself onto and into the American body politic the past 18 months or so.

    I mean after all….at least one half of a typical “L” married couple is usually sporting around in plaid flannel lumberjack shirts and wide fit Levi 501′s…….walking down the street as if they just rode 200 miles bareback on a fat free range Appaloosa filly. What part of Trey Gowdy’s snark sack is not to like?

  • August 2, 2014 at 5:41pm

    The only difference between Anthony Wiener and Chuckie Schumer is that nobody in Chuckie Schumer’s marriage has laid down with the Bill Clinton half of that particular post Arkansan posse.

    The one fiftieth New York part of the United States Senate during the past 10 years is really nothing more than some sick perverted version of the “Six Sex Degrees Of Anthony Wiener’s Bacon”

  • [2] August 2, 2014 at 5:30pm

    Chuck Schumer is nothing but the pure definition of a whiny little sch——muck.
    I guarantee he got beat up on a regular basis when he was a kid……not necessarily because of his adolescent sch——muckiness but because he has never learned to keep his snout out of other people’s business.
    So in the end…..he has gotten to flutter there and flutter here on the taxpayer’s dime.

    That’s okay Charles……you’re still a sch—-muck. You’re just an expensive one.

  • July 23, 2014 at 11:22pm

    Merely having this article on my laptop screen just made all 4 of my cats use the litter boxes.

    This president is so full of crap that one of these days a cat really is going to cover him up with sand.

  • [4] June 29, 2014 at 1:36am

    Who Cares? ….and Ummmmm isn’t Islam shoved down our daily throats enough already? So why and trust me I’m no soccer fan at all….but why does Islam have to be discussed in virtually every single story no matter how far removed from the non-Muslim reality the story is? Why is my American life these days just some media fed regurgitation of Islam? Who cares about Muslim soccer players? Do you all think the Muslim soccer players care about the Jewish soccer players…or the Catholic soccer players….or those pesky Methodist soccer players? I for one am tired and weary of Islam hijacking virtually every story no matter how good or how horrible or how uncivilized the story may be.

    First off……its only the Muslims who just have to go around blathering about their fasting habits. Fasting for those who do engage in it should be a quiet personal activity and not some “Look At Me I’m Muslim and I’m fasting” thing.

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  • March 6, 2014 at 2:00am

    Hey Elijah Cummings… requested to ask a procedural question. When you had the open microphone to ask your procedural question instead you started your feigned outrage… feigned in fact that those big blood vessels in your bald head didn’t even bulge out like you love to make them do so often. You might have the 700 thousand or so constituents in your Congressional duped well enough to ignore your ignoring of current Miss Lerner who oddly even teed you off in prior hearings…but you DON’T have the remaining citizens in this country duped in any fashion at all.

    Not since Barbara Boxer got all indignant when a person referred to her as “Ma’am” has a liberal Democrat showed such utter arrogance and a perfect footprint of a pompous a$$ in the way you showed today. Guess what Bucko? Welcome to Planet MF. And now you know just exactly what it might have been like to be in the minority party when ObamaCare was shoved down everyone’s throats. The fact that Darrell Issa had you on mute today was absolutely just like watching a little snotty brat kid hold their breath because the did not get their way. So go get on D.C. and metro Maryland television in the coming days and remain all puffed up and in a ruckus all you want…..nobody is going to listen to you then either. You liberal hacks are just so predictable…..AND SOOOOOOOO BORING.

  • March 6, 2014 at 1:30am

    …and who pray tell is the genius barrister that took this case and actually argued it with a straight face?

    The only thing that would have put more icing on this decision was if Hannibal Lecter had been wheeled in on a UPS dolly and muttered over to Suzy Q and her classmates…”Love The Dress”.

    Let all you 18 year old ” I can do what I want” minded little do-nothing never have done anything and at the current rate never will do anything “somethings’ catch a nice long whiff of this decision and absorb every single second of it……and then go empty the garbage, rinse off the dishes and do your homework. If you think mommy and daddy owe you a place to flop out after you get loaded and laid every night…….then go buy a Judas Priest album and we can all sing “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming”.

  • March 2, 2014 at 12:13pm

    What does the author of this article mean by citing a person in the 4th paragraph of this POS that uses the phrase…”money they GET back from the government” ????

    Half this country right now receive federal tax refunds that far exceed what they paid in during the prior work year….so how does one “GET BACK” from the government MORE that what one PAID in?

    Well thanks to the Earned Income Tax Credit and the Additional Child Tax credit people actually do… not only do us tax “paying” chumps get to cover the gap there…..we’re probably feeding and sheltering and birthing and doing most every other thing for that part of the population as well.

    “Get Back From The Government”…….what a stupid complete lie that stupid phrase was in this stupid article.

  • February 27, 2014 at 4:53am

    Seriously….this is one Uncle that I do not want sitting on the edge of my bed telling me any more of his rambling disjoint near dementia sounding “stories”.
    When Reid is up behind that silly Senate podium constantly addressing the mystery “Mister Speaker” every other sentence….I am of the opinion that these days he really is talking to some mysterious person in the room that only he can see.
    Harry Reid is a shriveled up little mole of a man…..who can neither tell a good story or a bad one. He just rambles on and on in a semi-comatose soporific state of stupor and torpor that is SO boring that anyone listening to it while driving a car or while operating heavy machinery is putting their imminent health at risk. The man is nothing but a bottle of NyQuil with two legs and two unremarkable shrew like beady eyes. When Harry Reid looks at you…he is actually trying to gauge how much grain is in your silo. The same thing most any field rodents do.

  • February 7, 2014 at 12:22am

    I’m pretty sure police dogs were a big hit in certain parts of Germany during World War Two too so should we rewrite history and conduct some after the fact “Heroism” funeral services for those canines too?
    A police dog might be it’s handlers best friend and I suppose that makes the handler feel better about himself or herself…..but the fact is that the dog is being used as a tool….often as a barking snarling threat….or as a “There’s no way I’m going in there so send in the dog instead” kind of “Women & Dogs First” juxtaposition of the widely held notion that all Captains absolutely stay with their ships theory. …but so as NOT to come across as some kind of anarchist or hippy or an otherwise social misfit I submit the following:
    It’s not the fact that I expect all cops to be perfect in every thing they do or every decision they make…nor do I think the police should be needlessly exposed or subjected to the loons and whack jobs that trial lawyers fight so hard to keep free on the streets. I also believe law enforcement can rightfully protect their own “person” at all times at all hours of the day. BUT…I also happen to think that a citizen should be able to do that as well. Protect their own “person” and property and family. The problem is that some police think otherwise….and therein lies the rub. Some police think they can just “decide” to take that part of my citizenship away from me. If I need you…I’ll call you. Otherwise leave me alon

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  • February 6, 2014 at 11:48pm

    I get the whole “I lay my life on the line everyday…I wanna go home in one piece to see my family each day” schtick that law enforcement has turned into their own modern day version of a Gone With The Wind proportioned legacy…..but many police seem to think that they are the only ones on earth who have jobs with potential associative dire consequence or danger.

    …and because they have guns and badges strapped on those exact minded police will make sure you don’t forget their oft overstated self preservation interests if it means they have to confine, detain or arrest you while they convince you of their absolute need to put their own safety first.

    Here in Pittsburgh a police dog was stabbed and killed this week and now they are having some kind of massive funeral for the dog….referring to the dog as a ‘Hero”. Once again I get the whole dog and duty thing…and I am appreciative of both the police and their canine crew……but a public funeral for a dog? C’mon people…..the very worst thing that police and all their law enforcement associates can do is continue this clearly overstated self worth assessment…of both yourselves and your dogs. It’s just a job you chose to do….and you do it….just like millions of us do in our own lives and if you don’t like the danger bagagge that comes with it then do something else….but when you feel the need for a public funeral for a dog… have really lost all grip on reality….and you have become..”scar

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  • January 6, 2014 at 10:27pm

    …..and four…4…entire days of homelessness…..oh…******a fainting couch please****…….the horror. So at this rate this same kid could be “homeless”……perhaps 90 more times in the year 2014 alone.

    The liberal media thinks every despondent human being sleeping on a street grate is “homeless”… opposed to say…..mentally ill or something.

  • June 23, 2013 at 10:12pm

    I don’t trust anyone who changes their name from Maruse to King Salim.
    This guy is 5 feet four inches short and weighs 125 pounds.
    My grandmother would not even be scared of this clown.
    We’ll see how Maruse’s voter intimidation skills work out on Riker’s Island when the only stick he’ll get to hold there belongs to someone else who doesn’t like the kind of tattoo’s Mr Heath is currently sporting.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:44pm

    I appreciate all the biblical knowledge being conveyed here on this subject. I really do. And certainly that knowledge is valuable and important…and deeply felt by those who impart it on others.

    But I…and this is just me so that means nothing in the general scheme of things….but I would prefer to leave holy books out of conversation and conversation on topics like this….one reason is that in the last decade or so I have been subjected to one fundamental Islamist’s rant or another on intensely intimate and purely sexual actions that human beings engage in…..and often that fundamental Islamist holy book brings stoning and beheading and all other kinds of barbaric consequences for violating their particular 20th century Islamist interpretation of Allahs ire in the gay or adultery category. Of course predictably the consequence is a 7th century punishment.

    And so I prefer to just keep it simple and keep holy books out of conversations about gayness.

    It should not take a holy book to bring any man with olfactory function(s) to the conclusion that his own sexual organ is really not designed to move in and out of another man’s lower bowel area….nor is that same male’s lower bowel area really designed to host or conduct that activity. Add the potential aromas associated with the inner workings of any human’s lower bowel area and that really should convince most men that Part “D” is not supposed to go into Part “A”.

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  • June 23, 2013 at 8:21pm

    ummm not likely…..Howard Dean doesn’t like Black people…….while he was Governor of Vermont there was nary a single black person in his administration….at least Paula Deen knows how to make Collard greens correctly. And that counts. The proper or appropriate use of the N word however is an activity that is strictly controlled and determined these days by those most offended by it and those who invoke it with the most frequency….in other words the Black Community.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:14pm

    Great…I think he should select Anthony Weiner as his running mate. That way we can have two broken records playing at the same time just like broken records should. Maybe Al Gore will hook up with Hillary Clinton and run on the “Down Low” ticket “Benghazi” style. You can’t even make this stuff up folks….there is not a day go by where the Democratic Party is not devolving into one even weirder state than the day before. This current president has successfully managed to take the Democratic Party to places where even the goofiest of Star Trek episodes might have barely dared to go. It would be fun to watch if it wasn’t so painful to live in.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:07pm

    Well we have to arrest Edward Snowden before we can find out what laws he has broken and the fact is *******she raises her voice***********and the fact is****she raises her voice more*******and the fact is…….******she waves her skeleton hand in front of the podium for effect*******and the fact is that he did break some laws……whether we agree on that or not……the fact is that he did break some laws.

    So there you have it folks…..the NSA snooping program described “Pelosi Style”…..which is like the South Korean Gangnam Style video but with about 999 million 999 thousand fewer YOUTUBE hits.

    Here’s an oldie but goodie…do you guys recall that Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House in 2008 led the charge and succeeded in officially changing the name of the Federal Food Stamp to SNAP…..isn’t that cool and awesome that Washington D.C. Luddites like Pelosi have nothing better to do in life than changing the names of things that are broken just to make them appear less broken or passing bills just so we can see what’s in them.

    This is not insanity folks… is beyond that….this is utter madness…..every single demented San Franciscan constituent that has voted and re-voted for her in each of the last election cycles since 1987 (the height of the AIDS epidemic) deserves to suffer every single demented moment of this woman’s late end stage lunacy.

    We have to pass the gas before we can smell what’s in it.

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