User Profile: jaylew

jaylew

Member Since: July 12, 2011

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  • July 23, 2014 at 11:22pm

    Merely having this article on my laptop screen just made all 4 of my cats use the litter boxes.

    This president is so full of crap that one of these days a cat really is going to cover him up with sand.

  • [4] June 29, 2014 at 1:36am

    Who Cares? ….and Ummmmm isn’t Islam shoved down our daily throats enough already? So why and trust me I’m no soccer fan at all….but why does Islam have to be discussed in virtually every single story no matter how far removed from the non-Muslim reality the story is? Why is my American life these days just some media fed regurgitation of Islam? Who cares about Muslim soccer players? Do you all think the Muslim soccer players care about the Jewish soccer players…or the Catholic soccer players….or those pesky Methodist soccer players? I for one am tired and weary of Islam hijacking virtually every story no matter how good or how horrible or how uncivilized the story may be.

    First off……its only the Muslims who just have to go around blathering about their fasting habits. Fasting for those who do engage in it should be a quiet personal activity and not some “Look At Me I’m Muslim and I’m fasting” thing.

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  • March 6, 2014 at 2:00am

    Hey Elijah Cummings…..you requested to ask a procedural question. When you had the open microphone to ask your procedural question instead you started your feigned outrage…..so feigned in fact that those big blood vessels in your bald head didn’t even bulge out like you love to make them do so often. You might have the 700 thousand or so constituents in your Congressional duped well enough to ignore your ignoring of current Miss Lerner who oddly even teed you off in prior hearings…but you DON’T have the remaining citizens in this country duped in any fashion at all.

    Not since Barbara Boxer got all indignant when a person referred to her as “Ma’am” has a liberal Democrat showed such utter arrogance and a perfect footprint of a pompous a$$ in the way you showed today. Guess what Bucko? Welcome to Planet MF. And now you know just exactly what it might have been like to be in the minority party when ObamaCare was shoved down everyone’s throats. The fact that Darrell Issa had you on mute today was absolutely just like watching a little snotty brat kid hold their breath because the did not get their way. So go get on D.C. and metro Maryland television in the coming days and remain all puffed up and in a ruckus all you want…..nobody is going to listen to you then either. You liberal hacks are just so predictable…..AND SOOOOOOOO BORING.

  • March 6, 2014 at 1:30am

    …and who pray tell is the genius barrister that took this case and actually argued it with a straight face?

    The only thing that would have put more icing on this decision was if Hannibal Lecter had been wheeled in on a UPS dolly and muttered over to Suzy Q and her classmates…”Love The Dress”.

    Let all you 18 year old ” I can do what I want” minded little do-nothing never have done anything and at the current rate never will do anything “somethings’ catch a nice long whiff of this decision and absorb every single second of it……and then go empty the garbage, rinse off the dishes and do your homework. If you think mommy and daddy owe you a place to flop out after you get loaded and laid every night…….then go buy a Judas Priest album and we can all sing “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming”.

  • March 2, 2014 at 12:13pm

    What does the author of this article mean by citing a person in the 4th paragraph of this POS that uses the phrase…”money they GET back from the government” ????

    Half this country right now receive federal tax refunds that far exceed what they paid in during the prior work year….so how does one “GET BACK” from the government MORE that what one PAID in?

    Well thanks to the Earned Income Tax Credit and the Additional Child Tax credit people actually do…..so not only do us tax “paying” chumps get to cover the gap there…..we’re probably feeding and sheltering and birthing and doing most every other thing for that part of the population as well.

    “Get Back From The Government”…….what a stupid complete lie that stupid phrase was in this stupid article.

  • February 27, 2014 at 4:53am

    Seriously….this is one Uncle that I do not want sitting on the edge of my bed telling me any more of his rambling disjoint near dementia sounding “stories”.
    When Reid is up behind that silly Senate podium constantly addressing the mystery “Mister Speaker” every other sentence….I am of the opinion that these days he really is talking to some mysterious person in the room that only he can see.
    Harry Reid is a shriveled up little mole of a man…..who can neither tell a good story or a bad one. He just rambles on and on in a semi-comatose soporific state of stupor and torpor that is SO boring that anyone listening to it while driving a car or while operating heavy machinery is putting their imminent health at risk. The man is nothing but a bottle of NyQuil with two legs and two unremarkable shrew like beady eyes. When Harry Reid looks at you…he is actually trying to gauge how much grain is in your silo. The same thing most any field rodents do.

  • February 7, 2014 at 12:22am

    I’m pretty sure police dogs were a big hit in certain parts of Germany during World War Two too so should we rewrite history and conduct some after the fact “Heroism” funeral services for those canines too?
    A police dog might be it’s handlers best friend and I suppose that makes the handler feel better about himself or herself…..but the fact is that the dog is being used as a tool….often as a barking snarling threat….or as a “There’s no way I’m going in there so send in the dog instead” kind of “Women & Dogs First” juxtaposition of the widely held notion that all Captains absolutely stay with their ships theory. …but so as NOT to come across as some kind of anarchist or hippy or an otherwise social misfit I submit the following:
    It’s not the fact that I expect all cops to be perfect in every thing they do or every decision they make…nor do I think the police should be needlessly exposed or subjected to the loons and whack jobs that trial lawyers fight so hard to keep free on the streets. I also believe law enforcement can rightfully protect their own “person” at all times at all hours of the day. BUT…I also happen to think that a citizen should be able to do that as well. Protect their own “person” and property and family. The problem is that some police think otherwise….and therein lies the rub. Some police think they can just “decide” to take that part of my citizenship away from me. If I need you…I’ll call you. Otherwise leave me alon

  • February 6, 2014 at 11:51pm

    …..”scary”

  • February 6, 2014 at 11:48pm

    I get the whole “I lay my life on the line everyday…I wanna go home in one piece to see my family each day” schtick that law enforcement has turned into their own modern day version of a Gone With The Wind proportioned legacy…..but many police seem to think that they are the only ones on earth who have jobs with potential associative dire consequence or danger.

    …and because they have guns and badges strapped on those exact minded police will make sure you don’t forget their oft overstated self preservation interests if it means they have to confine, detain or arrest you while they convince you of their absolute need to put their own safety first.

    Here in Pittsburgh a police dog was stabbed and killed this week and now they are having some kind of massive funeral for the dog….referring to the dog as a ‘Hero”. Once again I get the whole dog and duty thing…and I am appreciative of both the police and their canine crew……but a public funeral for a dog? C’mon people…..the very worst thing that police and all their law enforcement associates can do is continue this clearly overstated self worth assessment…of both yourselves and your dogs. It’s just a job you chose to do….and you do it….just like millions of us do in our own lives and if you don’t like the danger bagagge that comes with it then do something else….but when you feel the need for a public funeral for a dog…..you have really lost all grip on reality….and you have become..”scar

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  • January 6, 2014 at 10:27pm

    …..and four…4…entire days of homelessness…..oh…******a fainting couch please****…….the horror. So at this rate this same kid could be “homeless”……perhaps 90 more times in the year 2014 alone.

    The liberal media thinks every despondent human being sleeping on a street grate is “homeless”…..as opposed to say…..mentally ill or something.

  • June 23, 2013 at 10:12pm

    I don’t trust anyone who changes their name from Maruse to King Salim.
    This guy is 5 feet four inches short and weighs 125 pounds.
    My grandmother would not even be scared of this clown.
    We’ll see how Maruse’s voter intimidation skills work out on Riker’s Island when the only stick he’ll get to hold there belongs to someone else who doesn’t like the kind of tattoo’s Mr Heath is currently sporting.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:44pm

    I appreciate all the biblical knowledge being conveyed here on this subject. I really do. And certainly that knowledge is valuable and important…and deeply felt by those who impart it on others.

    But I…and this is just me so that means nothing in the general scheme of things….but I would prefer to leave holy books out of conversation and conversation on topics like this….one reason is that in the last decade or so I have been subjected to one fundamental Islamist’s rant or another on intensely intimate and purely sexual actions that human beings engage in…..and often that fundamental Islamist holy book brings stoning and beheading and all other kinds of barbaric consequences for violating their particular 20th century Islamist interpretation of Allahs ire in the gay or adultery category. Of course predictably the consequence is a 7th century punishment.

    And so I prefer to just keep it simple and keep holy books out of conversations about gayness.

    It should not take a holy book to bring any man with olfactory function(s) to the conclusion that his own sexual organ is really not designed to move in and out of another man’s lower bowel area….nor is that same male’s lower bowel area really designed to host or conduct that activity. Add the potential aromas associated with the inner workings of any human’s lower bowel area and that really should convince most men that Part “D” is not supposed to go into Part “A”.

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  • June 23, 2013 at 8:21pm

    ummm not likely…..Howard Dean doesn’t like Black people…….while he was Governor of Vermont there was nary a single black person in his administration….at least Paula Deen knows how to make Collard greens correctly. And that counts. The proper or appropriate use of the N word however is an activity that is strictly controlled and determined these days by those most offended by it and those who invoke it with the most frequency….in other words the Black Community.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:14pm

    Great…I think he should select Anthony Weiner as his running mate. That way we can have two broken records playing at the same time just like broken records should. Maybe Al Gore will hook up with Hillary Clinton and run on the “Down Low” ticket “Benghazi” style. You can’t even make this stuff up folks….there is not a day go by where the Democratic Party is not devolving into one even weirder state than the day before. This current president has successfully managed to take the Democratic Party to places where even the goofiest of Star Trek episodes might have barely dared to go. It would be fun to watch if it wasn’t so painful to live in.

  • June 23, 2013 at 8:07pm

    Well we have to arrest Edward Snowden before we can find out what laws he has broken and the fact is *******she raises her voice***********and the fact is****she raises her voice more*******and the fact is…….******she waves her skeleton hand in front of the podium for effect*******and the fact is that he did break some laws……whether we agree on that or not……the fact is that he did break some laws.

    So there you have it folks…..the NSA snooping program described “Pelosi Style”…..which is like the South Korean Gangnam Style video but with about 999 million 999 thousand fewer YOUTUBE hits.

    Here’s an oldie but goodie…do you guys recall that Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House in 2008 led the charge and succeeded in officially changing the name of the Federal Food Stamp to SNAP…..isn’t that cool and awesome that Washington D.C. Luddites like Pelosi have nothing better to do in life than changing the names of things that are broken just to make them appear less broken or passing bills just so we can see what’s in them.

    This is not insanity folks…..it is beyond that….this is utter madness…..every single demented San Franciscan constituent that has voted and re-voted for her in each of the last election cycles since 1987 (the height of the AIDS epidemic) deserves to suffer every single demented moment of this woman’s late end stage lunacy.

    We have to pass the gas before we can smell what’s in it.

  • May 22, 2013 at 11:51pm

    That is a completely ridiculous statement. I have been posting on this forum since it started…I am not Encinom or any of the other utter liberal loons who post here for their own silly self serving progressive arrogant masturbatory purposes. But you are dead wrong in the tone and insinuation of your comment. Just go up or down a few posts from this one and read my ire this evening.
    There are many many good and fine Federal Protective Service people who not only are former military veterans but they are also genuine patriots in every sense of the word. It is NOT the FPS who in fact indeed do drive DHS vehicles that should trigger pause in anyone. It is the men and women of ALL elected or appointed stripes who work in and around the confines of Washington D.C. that also simultaneously suffer from “I know whats best” syndrome that are the real problem.

  • May 22, 2013 at 11:34pm

    FPS was placed into the umbrella of the DHS under the Bush administration. I voted for Bush twice. Stop talking about why DHS vehicles were or are around Federal buildings if you are not even aware of how and who wound up where after 9-11 in terms of the rearrangement of a variety of federal security guard functions.
    Seriously…….in fact instead of commenting here without even a clue…just go up to the federal building closest to you..and just talk to anyone of the guards….don’t be stupid and get all confrontational….just go up and talk to any guard like a person…like a human being… ask for directions or where one goes to get a drivers license test or a copy of a birth certificate…neither of those things involving the federal government at all but those guards will help you and point you in the right direction….and then just ask any of them …where the Veterans Administration is…and see where the conversation might go….see if they are Vets….this stupid denigration of every single federal employee has got to stop. Yes the Federal Government has way too many employees…indeed it does…..and who among the most honest of the federal employees will you find to disagree with that unless you spend a couple minutes and simply talk.
    Glen Beck…I have been among the original members of this forum….but your stories that allude to the notion that all Federal Employees are lazy unpatriotic slouches..are just plain out of line.

  • May 22, 2013 at 11:19pm

    Read my post above….I really do challenge every person on this forum to go up to….walk up to…face to face…and ask any FPS or DHS guard at any federal building of your own personal choice…and ask them if they are a veteran. And if they say yes….then give that a serious look…see if you see lying in their eyes….you all are not dumb…you know when someone is lying to you….and if they say yes..then what? Are they sell outs? Or are they just men and women who found post military service jobs?
    I am not talking about TSA…I am talking about FPS guards at and around Federal buildings.

    I understand the serious suspicion and concern over all of nearly everything regarding recent news and revelations of Federal Executive behaviors…but guess what people????? So do the guards. Do you hear me? So do the guards. They too have families and friends who they love just as much as you do…and just as much as we all love this country. Whatever plot or sinister things are in motion…it is neither accepted, forwarded or promulgated by the patriots who actually do work in federal occupations. Are some federal employees self serving nearly tone deaf morons? Yes. Are all Federal employees such creatures? Absolutely not. Just watch….watch the Executives…they are the ones you need to vent on. It’s not the “low level” or front line men and women that are your enemy……it is “them”…..not “us”. Go talk to a FPS guard…they are mostly all Patriots.

  • May 22, 2013 at 11:02pm

    Glen you have sufficiently peed me off by this incredibly arrogant attitude that your writers and producers have towards every single federal employee. I applied for a publicly posted job 23 years ago…a job that any and every other person on this forum could have applied for as well. There was no favoritism or nepotism or any one anywhere pulling strings for me to get my current job.
    I am a Vietnam era veteran.
    I love this country.
    I hate the current IRS nonsense…and I hope that IRS Executives and every other clown involved in this current nonsense is ferreted out and fired. I want every single person who willfully and deliberately engaged in inappropriate treatment of American Taxpayers in any way ..I want every one of those IRS employees fired.

    But this Blaze bit about DHS armed guards watching the Tea Party protestors is just plain dumb….I challenge any Tea Party member including myself to go up and introduce yourself..use a fake name if you must….and ask any FPS or DHS armed guard at any federal building in this country….if they are a military veteran..an if they say yes…then get your minds right people……and put your time and effort and energy and your votes where they belong. The Blaze is really off the hook sometimes and this is one of them…your ire is real…as is mine and many other of my co-workers…the problem is the Executives…in the Executive Branch. Focus people.

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  • May 22, 2013 at 10:51pm

    Let me make this comment and it needs to be said. I have on more than one occasion on this very forum made known that I work in a federal building at a federal job at the most despised agency that is the forefront in the news not only today but for a good several days now.
    I am a conservative person.
    I believe in independence and freedom and in every single tenet and right that our drafters of the Constitution drafted together and put into American history forever.
    But enough is enough….some of the stories on this Blaze forum are just plain misleading and do little more than incite.
    Every single Federal Protection Service guard or in the alternative Homeland Security Guard who works in and outside the federal building that I work in…..every single one of those men and women are former military who served honorably in service to this country…some of the older men and women in Desert Storm….and many of them more recently in the Iraq \ Afghanistan wars.
    For this Blaze story to mention “armed DHS agents around the federal buildings where Tea Party folks protested a couple days ago”…as if that was a creep factor…..the frank and utter fact is that not only are many DHS or FPS people veterans…but guess what Blaze???? Many of the very people who work in federal buildings in fact also support the concepts and ideas behind the Tea Party. Glen Beck….I lived in Texas before you quit drinking yourself to death…you need to get a grip Glen….

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