User Profile: jespasinthru


Member Since: August 11, 2011


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  • October 3, 2012 at 5:52pm

    And why would they send a gay man to a country where they know gays are targeted? And when ambassador Stevens and his staff fled the embassy and took refuge in a safe house, the terrorists knew exactly where that safe house was. Who tipped them off? How high in the Obama Administration is that traitor?

  • October 1, 2012 at 8:31pm

    ANYDAYS, the exact opposite happened to me. I turned the corner one second before the light turned from yellow to red, a clear violation. The cop stopped me half a block away. I have a yellow “Don’t Tread On Me” bumper sticker. You know, the Tea Party emblem with the snake. And he said, “I could give you a one hundred and eighty dollar ticket for that violation. But I like your bumper sticker, so I’m going to let you off with a warning.” Fortunately for me, my car will never get keyed because Obama’s moronic supporters have no idea what the Gladstone Flag represents.

  • October 1, 2012 at 7:57pm

    In my neighborhood they don’t have big dumpsters that can be picked up by the truck. Everybody puts their trash out in their own plastic trash bins, along with household items like worn-out furniture and used-up electronics. One man drives the truck, and two men ride on the back. The men on the back jump off, pick up that stuff, and dump it in. They’re the ones with the hard, back-breaking job. The driver just pushes a button on the dashboard to mash the stuff up. He works for the city and is making good money, but the guys on the back are day laborers out of the private-sector labor pool. And sometimes they can’t even speak English.

  • September 29, 2012 at 9:45pm

    Who let you in here, you creep? You’re stinking up the place.

  • September 29, 2012 at 9:32pm

    Allen West recently rode his motorcycle to a Tea Party rally here in Florida. He wore patches on his leather jacket that were the emblems of his U.S. Army division. Patrick Murphy saw photos of the event, had no idea what those patches were, and accused West of wearing “gang patches”. He not only showed that he was clueless, but racist as well. He assumed that all black men are somehow affiliated with gangs. West called him out on it at another rally and made him look like a fool.

  • September 29, 2012 at 9:00pm

    It’s like all those creeps are holding a lavish banquet for somebody who starved to death.

  • September 27, 2012 at 5:43pm

    The warthog in that video doesn’t realize it yet, but she just energized a whole lot of hard-working conservative and independent voters. That video was practically a campaign ad for Mitt Romney.

  • September 23, 2012 at 7:11pm

    If he wanted to be “one with the tiger”, then they should have just let the cat eat that fool.

  • September 23, 2012 at 7:07pm

    If you don’t smile for your driver’s license photo, it comes out looking like a mug shot.

  • September 22, 2012 at 10:26pm

    Apparently the flakes in that country don’t get a chance to party much. That’s what you call being desperate to have a good time. Glad I don’t live there. When you send out party invitations on Facebook in America, the only people who show up are the ones who know they’re supposed to be there.

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  • September 20, 2012 at 11:27pm

    When I was a child my grandmother had a gumdrop-sized black spider living in a hole in a corner of her back porch. All you could see was a tangled web and a hole. But if a fly landed on that web the spider would jump out, grab that fly, and drag it back into the hole. I’d hear the fly buzzing frantically for about ten seconds, and then silence. I found that fascinating.

  • September 20, 2012 at 11:16pm

    My favorite outdoor spider is the banana spider. They’re about the size of your middle finger, thin and elongated, with striped red, yellow and black legs. Their webs are about two feet across, and they are truly works of art. Especially early in the morning when the dew sparkles on them.

  • September 20, 2012 at 11:02pm

    Spiders are beautiful, and highly intelligent. And by the way, tarantulas are not “relatively harmless” to humans. Although they are not venomous and cannot puncture human skin with their fangs, their abdomens are covered with spiky barbed hairs that they can flick off to deter predators. If something upsets them or makes them think that they’re about to be eaten, they’ll spray out a cloud of those tiny barbs that can very easily penetrate human skin. Including eyes. Other than that, they make great pets. They live for years and years, they don’t make a mess, they’re quiet, and they’re very cheap to feed. Palmetto bugs and grasshoppers are free. And people who you don’t want around you will keep their distance when they learn that you have one in your house.

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  • September 18, 2012 at 9:29pm

    Please, enough with the cheesy homemade spam.

  • September 18, 2012 at 9:28pm

    Now why don’t you ask the enormous, highly energized conservative base if they actually care about this bs distraction?

  • September 18, 2012 at 8:30pm

    Yeah, that cheesy homemade spam does get in the way of the conversation, doesn’t it?

  • September 18, 2012 at 8:28pm

    Is it just me, or does MAN ON A MISSION sound like a paid shill for Obama? Nobody could be that dumb and still breathing.

  • September 18, 2012 at 8:19pm

    What a tempest in a teapot. The media is desperate to turn our eyes away from the massive, lethal cluster **** that is going down in the Middle East right now. The Obama Administration created that disaster, and everybody knows it. And it’s getting bigger and uglier every day. Just move along, folks, nothing to see here. Hey, look! Romney just said something that 75% of America has been saying all along!

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  • September 13, 2012 at 10:48pm

    Allegations of diabolically corrupt voter fraud. If that doesn’t fire up the base, nothing will. The polls are going to be mobbed this election day. Way to go!

  • September 11, 2012 at 3:05am

    My 17-year-old brother washes dishes for a living at an upscale restaurant. He works from midnight until 4:00 AM. And he’s making minimum wage. When he comes home he has just enough time to take a nap, take a shower, get dressed and go to school. His idea of the American Dream is scraping up enough money to get his own apartment and buying a second-hand car. Poor baby. I give him some money once in a while, but if Mama finds out she gets mad at me. She says “let that boy learn how to stand on his own two feet!”

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