User Profile: JohnnyBrillcream


Member Since: May 24, 2011


  • [18] June 26, 2014 at 11:47am

    Looking at the height of his belt you may have a point.

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  • [12] June 9, 2014 at 5:00pm

    “I wasn’t the spokesperson then”. So just make it up? How about say “I wasn’t the spokesperson then so I don’t have any information about that”. If in doubt lie is this administrations mantra……

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  • [1] June 5, 2014 at 9:33am

    So this teacher will be fired or have to go to sensitivity training right? Because if it had been a gay joke you are required to go to a re-education camp and lose your job.

  • [2] April 23, 2014 at 11:55am

    Boy, the mountains have grown since the last time I was in Pennsylvania.

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  • March 24, 2014 at 11:21am

    Dude, you know that’s because of climate change. It’s now going from winter to spring and we would never had had this in the past but now we do because of climate change.

  • March 12, 2014 at 8:27am

    But then they wouldn’t have become internet sensations. To easy to get your 15 minutes these days……..

  • July 19, 2013 at 11:56am

    That’s good old Texas hospitality for ya’!!

  • July 17, 2013 at 3:50pm

    An organizer of a “protest” that does get violent should be arrested and charged for inciting a riot. If you can’t control the masses of people you claim to represent then you should suffer the consequences. Sure Mr. X encouraged people to not break the laws or hurt anyone but they did because you asked them to come out, what did he think was going to happen? They were going to sit on the road and sing Kumbaya.

  • July 3, 2013 at 7:56am

    The Atlanta Journal-Constitution needs to have it’s show cancelled on the FoodNetwork……

  • June 25, 2013 at 4:06pm

    He should lose his cooking show on the FoodNetwork now.

  • June 25, 2013 at 9:43am

    Maybe the CEO from Untied should read this article. Ever since they took over Continental, flying from Houston to anywhere is an exercise in futility.

  • May 29, 2013 at 4:11pm

    Whoever is going to replace him will sure have some big pants to fill……

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  • May 22, 2013 at 2:39pm

    Whew, good thing the ground was there to break his fall……..

  • May 21, 2013 at 9:06am

    Since the first was meant to be mean spirited don’t think I’ll accept the apology.

  • May 21, 2013 at 7:22am

    Funny, I saw a report on Sunday that showed the tornado average was down so far this season. Must be global warming.

  • May 8, 2013 at 9:16am

    Nah, institute what I call the Pavlov’s Dog” technique. Start with solitary, for the first month a light goes on at odd intervals, every time the light goes on someone walks in (preferably in a Grim Reaper outfit) and pops them with a taser. After a month change it up so that sometimes someone walks in and they get tased, other times the light just goes off. Repeat until the day they die. Poor little guys will be cowering in a corner for the rest of their life. As a bonus, let the victims handle the tasers.

  • March 5, 2013 at 7:17am

    Moved to Houston 21 years ago from Maryland, never going back. Have a friend moving his company to Austin by the end of the year.

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  • February 21, 2013 at 8:56am

    My wife has made our bedroom one of these zones……..

  • February 18, 2013 at 12:11pm

    Fine, cancel Christmas as a holiday and make all the government employees work that day. If they want it off then they have yo use their personal time. As a private employer I will give my employees that day off paid

  • February 14, 2013 at 10:36am

    Once again the entitlement generation shows it’s true colors. “I’m a senior and I deserve to play, doesn’t matter the other goalie is better. I’m a senior!” Let’s hope this kids parents step up and show him proper sportsmanship and the college he goes to lets him know they don’t need him on the team so don’t even try out.