User Profile: JohnnyHumble

Member Since: May 07, 2013


  • December 30, 2013 at 5:27pm

    I hate to the negative Ned here, but this strikes me as a baby fingers in the vacuum cleaner mangling accident just waiting to happen.

    I mean it’s one thing if baby falls backwards or sideways and bumps his head. Heck, babys fall all the time and get bumps and bruises it’s to be expected. And what the heck, it’s really cute right?


    It’s another thing entirely to put a baby on a motorized robotic vacuum cleaner with two counter spinning beater brushes that are specifically designed to pull dirt and stuff up between them, and give him a robotic Roomba ride because you think it looks cute.

    I mean come on, it’s a power tool for cripes sake not a baby toy!

  • September 15, 2013 at 4:59pm

    I live on a farm and have a small shooting range out behind the barn. Bump firing aint the end all to be all, but it’s a fun way to blow off some stress after a long day at the rat race. Anyway, I have a friend that bought one of these slide fire stocks I think he said he gave $250 for it. So we’re on the range one afternoon and he says check out this cool stock I bought. He breaks out his AR, locks and loads and commences bump firing from the shoulder. Then he says you got to get one of these Johnny they’re so badass. I tell him I don’t need no fancy sliding stock when I got one of these, and pull a 15 cent rubber band out of my pocket. I locked and loaded my WASR10 hooked that rubber band on the trigger, wrapped it around the mag and then hooked it back on the trigger and commenced bump firing from the shoulder. I thought he was going to cry. He stopped over again one day last week and I noticed his fancy slide fire stock had been replaced by his old stock. I asked him happened to his fancy new stock and he said he took it back. Guess what happened next …… he asked if I had another rubber band.

  • September 13, 2013 at 8:29pm

    Pffffft, you don’t need any of this tricked out stuff to safely, effectively, and accurately bump fire you semi automatic rifles. All you need is a good stout rubber band and a little know how. Look up poor man’s machine gun and you’ll never need no 6,000 sliding trick stock to bump fire like an old pro.

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  • [1] May 7, 2013 at 7:39pm

    It’s never gonna happen, and here’s why:

    38 USC § 2411:
    Prohibition against interment or memorialization in the National Cemetery Administration or Arlington National Cemetery of persons committing Federal or State capital crimes.

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