User Profile: JohnQTaxpayer


Member Since: September 08, 2010


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  • [35] October 16, 2014 at 5:27pm

    lead will become the new gold

  • [8] October 13, 2014 at 9:05pm

    I, Gandhi / Mother Theresa / Pope; with a “laying on of my hands” on the heads of criminals, will cause them to “beat their guns into plow shares” they will stop their evil ways and become farmers. Vote for me

    I, Robin Hood (your elected representative) have taken all the money from the rich and will upon my re-election, will present every person who voted for me; a 5 million dollar gift card, a new car, a new 5000 sq foot mansion, and a puppy for each of your children. Vote for me again

    And then we all are under the mystical voters spell; Voting zombies walk the streets waiting for the date of election chanting; I will vote for my special super hero, I will vote for my special super hero, I will vote for my special super hero, I will vote for my special super hero.
    Results; they all are miraculously voted into office. Praise to the Universal Supreme Being or not.

    And since you forgot (your elected representative) now returns to what they were doing before the election cycle began.
    They run amok thru the land, a wild pack of Werewolves and Vampires running down taxpayers ripping them from limb to limb. The talons, fangs, and claws come out shredding taxpayers at every turn.
    By day they tax, tax and tax again like this;
    Old Mac-Representative made a tax, E- I-E-I-O
    And on the taxpayers he passed a tax, E-I-E-I-O
    With a tax tax here and at tax tax there
    Here a tax, there a tax, everywhere a tax tax
    Old Mac- Representatives screwed the taxpayers E-I-E-I-O


  • [10] October 13, 2014 at 8:56pm

    Here they come; Werewolves, Vampires, and Hyenas and Liars
    Ok taxpayers let’s get ready for, the parade of liars or the 2014 election cycle.
    Are you ready for the fantastic stories?

    I, Hercules; with my bare hands ripped off your front door, ran into your burning house, with my super urine, put out the fire, saved your children, their grandparents, the dog, pet fish and gerbil. Vote for me.

    I, Sir Lancelot; with my bright armor, sword, and shield went to battle and vanquished the evil trolls who wanted to take your children sell them into slavery to the republicans who were going to use them in child labor camps making oil barrels. Vote for me

    I, Joan of Arc; after being set on fire, crawled to the castle of the rich, took their money, gold, and jewels, and gave it to the poor. Vote for me

    I, Superman; in a single bound jumped into the atmosphere inhaled all the greenhouse gasses and blew them to the next galaxy saving the Earth from global warming. Vote for me

    I, Wonder-Woman; have been in a steel cage match with the invisible man, the joker, Billy the Kid, Charles Manson, Lucifer, Donald Trump, and both Bushes 41 and 43 all at the same time. Because I was victorious you are safe to walk the streets. Vote for me.

    I, non-gender-specific, neutral sexual orientation, worshiper of a Universal Supreme Being or not, multi-racial, multi ethnic, Gumby; am going to lower your taxes and rebate all the taxes you have paid for the past 100 years. Vote for me.


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  • [22] October 11, 2014 at 8:39pm

    Training Pavlov’s dog, the inability to punish unacceptable behavior.

    We are being trained, just like Pavlov’s dog, for decade’s now the population has been trained to collectively hold one’s breath if a black is either intentionally or accidentally killed by police or for that matter, killed by anyone else. White on black killings are the worst, if any white for any reason takes a black life, then it is off to the riots, or as I refer to the melee “time for a free flat-screen TV day.”
    Looting and burning have become a rite of passage, once the victim has assumed room temperature let the outrage, and reparations begin. Civil America gasps in fear and calculates the mileage from the melee to their front door, saying quietly “well if they stay there I will be ok.” One has to ask how did society get to this point, and who is giving permission for looting, burning and rioting at any knee-jerk occurrence?
    I have to ask is there any other incident that whether or when it occurs, everyone says under their collective breath; I guess a little rioting, looting and burning will help the healing? I for one am troubled this is still permitted to continue in today’s 21st century. I believe it has its roots in the civil rights movement; tolerated civil disobedience has turned into tolerated out of control mayhem.
    I for one grow weary of this faux outrage over the killing, purposely inflamed by the likes of “Reverend Agitator of the Immaculate Riot.”

    Why is this behavior, still tolerated?

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:20pm

    Physics meet idiot
    Idiot meet physics

    Darwin lives

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  • [95] September 24, 2014 at 1:01pm

    Ok Ezekiel

    on your 75 birthday you will be turned into

    Soylent Green

  • [1] September 12, 2014 at 5:52pm


    and 100% sure to find a 45 acp @ high velocity @ casa de john q taxpayer

  • [3] September 12, 2014 at 5:49pm


    depends first, read second

  • [6] September 12, 2014 at 3:42pm

    One Second After by William Forstchen

    Makes you think about just how many things you take for granted, that under those circumstances could kill you.
    Just the fact the book makes you “think” is well worth the time spent reading it

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  • [10] September 12, 2014 at 12:04pm

    chance favors the prepared mind

  • [27] September 12, 2014 at 11:58am

    read “one second after” (the after effects of an EMP attack on the USA)

    WARNING put on depends before you start reading, you will mess yourself

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  • [46] September 12, 2014 at 9:53am

    Well then Mr. Banker when Mr. bank robber shows up,
    You need to make sure the cops don’t use guns to stop them
    After all guns are bad aren’t they

    When ugly is standing at your door and all you have in your hand is your #ick,
    You better hope it shoots bullets

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  • [16] September 11, 2014 at 5:25pm

    That was the wrong question
    Ask the following and you will get a fast and complete answer

    “Mr. Dumba$$ what does victory over the tea party look like”?

  • [23] September 11, 2014 at 4:25pm

    2nd thought I can name about a dozen just in congress that fit the missing brains description …….

  • [83] September 11, 2014 at 3:39pm

    a woman learned she had been living without an entire component of a vital organ: the cerebellum in her brain.

    And later in life Nancy Pelosi ran for congress

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  • [9] September 10, 2014 at 6:27pm

    “crap” their stupidity

    I will not drink and type,I will not drink and type,I will not drink and type,I will not drink and type,I will not drink and type

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  • [30] September 10, 2014 at 6:14pm

    I pod, I phone, I am a Guitar Hero, I am the Wii master, I life Heroes come in all ages to this group the most important is I (me). Oh wow Che was a socialist? I love his T shirts, does he have an X360 game. If Che was down with socialistism I can see it, got to be good. Socialism is wealth redistribution; like take money away from the old bastards and give it to me, SWEEEEEEEET. My grandfather has more money than god, Do I get a car or a house from him, hell no. I vote for take it from him and give it to me, Obama-rama go get the old guy’s money and give me a brick, keep the change, and I hope you taught him a lesson. I am never going to have to pay for this spending cause “I dont want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day” so how about some spending money for me, comrade Osabama. Hey dude I voted for you, give me my props. Mao wear is like it green and that will save the planet so I should borrow mom’s credit card and order a Mao jacket and hat. I ass my teacher and she said Mao brought piece and goodness to China and now they are numero ono in the world, so they are a little socialist, it must work. The Russians had it good until they started drinking.

    They think the country is already socialist they are happy to see it going Communist.

    Shake their heads and it sounds like a BB in a 55 gallon drum

    When there stupidity condemns them to slavery, I will not cry for them

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  • [11] September 8, 2014 at 6:45pm

    I see thru the media an increasing number of black on white attacks, more to the point a hunting party of blacks attacking a lone or pair of whites. The attacks are vicious, unprovoked, and devastatingly severe leaving victims injured and up to dead.

    I ask myself what am I watching an old Wild kingdom, National Geographic vignette on tribal Africa, a short film on the cannibal pigmies of the Amazon and so on.

    Should everyone have a bloody pork chop handy to throw to the savages for a quick escape?

  • [65] September 5, 2014 at 5:18pm

    Feral humans brought to you courtesy of liberalism
    They were raised under the liberal moral code of the seven deadly sins. Our society is full of these ticking time bombs. Their life means nothing to them, and terrifyingly so neither does any of yours or mine. They kill each other with reckless abandon, and have been for years now. They have become the new “warrior class” an animal like machine with no moral compass and no remorse. When released they will attack anyone for any reason. Remember they have no morals so they have no mercy.
    They are becoming more out of control every day, there is one common theme; the criminal justice system is slow and ineffective. I cannot imagine the outcome if one flash point releases these animals on the entire country at once. They are pack animals preying on the perceived weak and alone.

    Please prepare, that flash point is coming, chance favors the prepared mind

  • [50] September 5, 2014 at 4:06pm

    I would not trust Harry Reid to clean a septic tank by hand from the inside, let alone touching the US Constitution

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