Meh, I grew up in a small town where the cops used the radio 10-code for “Jailbreak” for when school let out (we had no jail). Ever since then, when my kids break away from us, whether playing with us while trying to get them dressed, or they make a bee-line out the door if their older sibs leave it open… We’ll shout JAILBREAK! Prisoner has escaped!
Just today, I was getting the kids loaded up into the van and my 18 month old was standing right next to me as I got his car seat secured. I thought he was right by my ankle when I glance around to see that he’s taken off toward the street. I shouted, he turned, laughed, and kept running. No cars were coming so I only gave a fast trot to go catch the tot, but – it happens. They get a chance and they just take off.
November 13, 2013 at 3:10pm
My daughter was born on 01/02/03 at 4:56 PM weighing 7lb 8oz and had an APGAR score of 9.
July 14, 2013 at 11:17pm
I once had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy hooks up with a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl hooks up with just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a crappy lock.
Your jumping to conclusions based on pre-determined disdain for the people involved shows just how much of an idiot and a hypocrite you are.
Master: your foolish comments show how naive and ignorant you are. Try a dose of reality for a change and see what the real world is all about.
April 17, 2013 at 2:04pm
My understanding is the Chicago and Columbia University have already offered teaching positions to the Boston bombers.
April 2, 2013 at 11:31am
What do you expect now that the days of cocaine and hookers have given way to transvestites with crystal meth.
March 19, 2013 at 11:03pm
I’mma let you finish – but New York, Bloomberg is the BEST MAYOR in da World!
March 12, 2013 at 6:25pm
The officer dropped his Mag light on the ground, facing the camera. Dragging the body away spun the flashlight away from pointing toward the camera, you can see the light on the ground at :36 seconds.
February 18, 2013 at 9:42pm
This is correct, these targets are precision made works of art that are designed to calibrate the camera systems of satellites and surveillance systems. These ares still being made today. The black background is as close as you can get to a *perfectly* black background, across all visible/infrared spectrums (built to spec) and the white panels are as close as you can get to a perfectly white surface. Each panel edge is made perfectly straight, and is perfectly spaced from each other, right down to fractions of a millimeter. — and it is all laid out on a surface that is perfectly flat.
When the camera systems fly over, they will take a picture using visible spectrum or infrared and the military will then know that based upon the size and spacing of this known target how big or small the objects are that they are photographing. They can also determine their color using a B&W camera by taking multiple pictures with different filters.
October 13, 2012 at 12:23pm
Our first daughter was born on 01/02/03, at 4:56 PM, Weighing in at 7lbs, 8oz, and had an APGAR score of 9.
October 5, 2012 at 3:44pm
This is why when I’m out gangbangin’ I insist on outfitting my piece with “HoMeBoY Nite Sites” offered exclusively through Birdman Weapons Systems.
HOW DID THE ROBBER KNOW THERE WAS A GUN IN HIS CAR?
– Pretty simple, he saw the ‘Insured by 357′ bumper sticker.
August 13, 2012 at 9:56pm
And that, my friends, is how Democrats define ‘Deep Thinking’ – “I’m a PANASEXUAL! See how much THOUGHT I put into that? See what I did there?” And would you look at her, she’s so PROUD of herself too!
Golf claps all around everybody, golf claps!
These people are so sadly pathetic.
July 5, 2012 at 5:54pm
How about “New Tires”
May 24, 2012 at 3:35pm
That is just cool.
May 10, 2012 at 5:18pm
How are they going to keep the 99% squatters out of there?
May 8, 2012 at 12:35am
It appears the pilot was demonstrating a return-to-target (RTT) maneuver to troops on the ground. This is a flight tactic that is taught and trained. What caught this pilot was the thin air of Afghanistan (and poor judgement). Once he pointed that nose down, it was game over for him.
March 24, 2012 at 11:19am
It is not his “Special Needs”, so much as it is his “Special Purpose”…
January 25, 2012 at 2:53pm
SAFETY TIP: If you have police pointing their guns at you – they are pointing at you FOR A REASON: that is to get you to comply with their demands. IF YOU DO NOT OBEY THEIR LAWFUL COMMANDS, AND THEY DETERMINE THAT YOU ARE A THREAT TO THEIR SAFETY, THEY WILL SHOOT YOU! Is this not so hard to understand? Less lethal options, such as Tasers are good options to have – but when that option fails, and the perp turns in a threatening manner toward the officer that just fired the taser, it is game over. Sure, we can Monday-morning-quarterback this all day long… shoulda, woulda coulda.
If you are holding a weapon, and a police officer tells you to drop it. – If self preservation is a trait that you possess, might I suggest that you DROP THE WEAPON.
There is a reason they are pointing that gun at you.