The biblical parallels are irresistible! … this incident SO reminds me of a story in 2Kings 9:22 – “And it came to pass, when Joram saw Jehu, that he said, Is it peace, Jehu? And he answered, What peace, so long as the WHOREDOMS of thy mother JEZEBEL and her WITCHCRAFTS are so many?
(9:30) And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, JEZEBEL heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.
And there looked out to him, two or three EUNUCHS. (9:33) And Jehu said, “Throw her down.” So they THREW HER DOWN: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.”
 February 26, 2015 at 1:30am
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.”(Proverbs 16:18)
 February 23, 2015 at 5:56pm
I know a guy who appeared in one of these Kimmel “Lie” clips. He said he was coached before the the camera rolled to “bluff” even if he didn’t understand the interviewers questions.
So really, it’s rigged–a bit of a set up, but that’s entertainment, folks!
Similar to Moron Trivia where they encourage guesses. Some of the contestants are just plain ignorant. Others are truly challenged by anything outside of Entertainment Tonight or whatever they learn from The Daily Show, just as the people here appear to be.
 February 21, 2015 at 1:50am
Maybe a sharp crease…but very little else in his pants.
 February 21, 2015 at 1:37am
“Hyperboringman”…your rants against the Jews are laughable. “Bla bla bla” is one of your only posts that makes any sense! Keep up your bla bla blogging….
Well, I tried to use a language that even you could understand.
 February 19, 2015 at 10:17pm
That’s the date printed on the calendar they found pinned on the cave wall.
 February 17, 2015 at 5:08pm
A) embracing Evolution essentially misrepresents the nature of God, saying he created the machine, but doesn’t care who or what it spits out– that’s not what The bible teaches about the Father’s Love.
B) The Church didn’t say that in the Middle Ages (though the uniformed say this a lot). The bible says God sits upon the CIRCLE (or better translated: “Sphere”) of the Earth in Isaiah 40:22. Sounds round to me.
The people that wrote the Bible thought the world was a flat circle, like a disk, with a dome over top of it called the firmament.
It is not 'better translated" as 'sphere' it's better translated to what it meant: Flat disk.
[-1] February 17, 2015 at 4:55pm
Hey, Goose! Dude– you weren’t there. Fancy “Sciec-ey” terminology and theories doesn’t prove you know anything more than the rest of us. You ought to surrender to God’s love and experience his presence– THEN you’ll have something to write about.
Your god has chosen not to reveal herself to millions of people.
You should be upset with her for doing that, and demand that she appear to all of us and clear up,the matter.
That shouldn't be too hard for your god, right?
 February 17, 2015 at 3:24pm
“…a headstone that just said Satan on it.”
Glad to know he’s dead!
(looking at today’s headlines, I thought he was very much alive).
 February 16, 2015 at 12:14am
It was funnier back then because we were adolescent highschool idiots smoking weed.
Exactly what I was thinking. Unless you were stoned, it was not very funny, and even if you were stoned, about 1/2 of the material just blew chunks anyway.
By the way, the picture in my Avatar is me... in 1975.
...or just plain trained stupid. i didn't smoke weed but in my school we didn't need it to be sucked in by the left-leaning teachers.
i've been to the snl studios several times (i've a friend that works there). during the show i see a lot of nervous laughter. this is a live broadcast and the rules are not dissimilar to a taped one expect for the quiet chaos in between bits. either way people are in awe and laugh on cue. i think if they saw it from home without the audience laughter it wouldn't be as funny, but the studio often prompts the audience and the audience cues the viewer at home when to laugh. this happens on the daily show as well...and letterman, etc.
so my long, drawn-out point is that without peer pressure, a lot of things would not be funny.
[-9] February 9, 2015 at 12:25pm
It’s funny how people believe anything some kook puts up on infowars website.
 February 9, 2015 at 12:15pm
I’d say he’s SMOKING quack. Placid on the top, and underneath the surface his duck feet are moving “FAST & FURIOUS”.
 February 5, 2015 at 5:24pm
I think you’re quoting Shakespeare out of context…
 February 2, 2015 at 12:28am
 January 27, 2015 at 11:43am
There’s already a day commemorating Darwin…Aprtil 1st.
I knew that eventually someone would post this childishness.
Nah, that's just the day we set aside to make fun of ourselves and act foolish, the fundamentalists get the rest of the year after all.
 January 19, 2015 at 3:53pm
Maybe he took the job title “personal TRAIN-er” a bit too literally?
 January 16, 2015 at 12:30pm
Our family copy of Darwin’s”Origin” is well worn and missing pages…but, that’s because we use keep it near the toilet to use as toilet paper.
January 16, 2015 at 2:14am
The active religious community at Duke is part of the United Methodist Church– a church whose leadership ordains Gay Pastors and Gay weddings. I wouldn’t want to stand near that progressive bunch on judgment day, but you’re welcome to join ‘em, Maggie. You can find them where the sulfur smell is emitting, near the fine folks from Sodom and Gehmorah. have Fun!
January 16, 2015 at 1:50am
how ’bout the blue camels?
 January 14, 2015 at 11:29pm
Lena Dunham? She ain’t very LEAN, but she’s definitely a DONE HAM.