“Wool Ewe look at that? Sheep-wrecked on the coastal rocks! Lambasted!”
“Doggone this ‘Fleece Fly’ airline has some sheep flights (but the hard landings can be a beach).”
—- Baa-aaaad Jokes
 June 27, 2015 at 3:25pm
Doggone this airline has some sheep flights (but the hard landings can be a beach).
 June 27, 2015 at 3:13pm
Almost the exact scenario occurs in the opening scenes of the recent movie “Far From the Madding Crowd”.
I do wonder why these sheep don’t have a coral a safe distance away from a 70 foot cliff’s edge. (In the film the sheep are corralled, but break down the fencing when the dog chases them).
[-2] June 25, 2015 at 5:12pm
Disney is good at fairytales and fiction. This will rightfully give Darwin and his theory as much credibility as Jack Sparrow in the “Pirates” franchise.
Maybe they should do bible stories....that would be a really good source of fiction. and fairytales.
 June 25, 2015 at 2:10pm
Yeah! Lets take evangelism and make it a marketing ploy! Gee– we could get more millennials into our churches if we just passed out FREE BEERS before the sermons!
This kind of pandering always ends up watering down the message. Jesus’ words were misunderstood and to many even offensive, but he still spoke the truth in love. Those who responded realized their need for forgiveness and deliverance– not because Jesus chose politically correct ways to express himself.
Today matt 23:24 stuck out at me. Jesus told it like it was. Great word pictures!
June 24, 2015 at 12:19am
“Societies don’t, overnight, completely erase everything that happened 200 to 300 years prior”
…Things like the Civil War and the freeing of the slaves?
Doesn’t he realize that (other than Nancy Pelosi and Hillary) Most of us weren’t alive 200 years ago and didn’t own slaves, and therefore are NOT RESPONSIBLE for the racism that was part of that time? Don’t you just love how this idiot paints all caucasians with a broad white brush of blame? I want to run screaming from the room!
 June 19, 2015 at 7:43pm
When will these spineless idiots we sent to Washington stand up to this President and STOP him from seizing every last ounce of our freedom? When??Everyday it’s one enraging headline after another… Do something!
Drone Free Zones are like Gun Free Zones. Only the cops and criminals are exempt.
They only let me hit the thumbs up 1 time.......otherwise your comment would still be adding up the thumbs!
WELL WE ALL COULD JUST "BLOW THEM OUT OF THE AIR"....after all I OWN the air space over my home....well don't I.....that's their excuse for the gyro-copter flying over the "Fence"....
 April 25, 2015 at 12:43am
The left is so inconsistent – what happened to tolerance of Bruce’s Conservative Christian Republican views? What if my tweet said “Eww… Bruce Jenner is Transgendering! I am disgusted! Barf!” I’d be immediately labeled a hater…
They're being ironic. I realize your understanding of joke structure probably never made it past the "Knock knock" phase, but let me enlighten you:
This is what comedians call "The ol' switcharoo." You take the obvious criticism ("Eww... Bruce Jenner is transgender?! Sick... Keep it to yourself, pervert) and replace the adjective with the humorous/ironic ("Eww... Bruce Jenner is Republican?! Sick... Keep it to yourself, pervert...)
Are you following? Shall I further explain irony to you? Do I need to speak more slowly for you to keep up?
 April 23, 2015 at 9:53am
She’s right about one thing: seeing who is president scares the hell out of ME!
People wish the folks on the right dead almost nonstop. As Christians just take it. That is true of course but if and when someone reacts in the flesh get ready. I like her music but people need to grow up and quit being so sensitive.
 March 30, 2015 at 1:41pm
“Transphobic”? Why is the left always so “Comediphobic?”
 March 17, 2015 at 12:37am
Where are all the tree huggers crying about all the old growth timber used to create this mess?
 March 13, 2015 at 1:40pm
“filled with hate?” Hmmm – The bible (That hateful book) talks about guys like Creflo…
“But there also arose false prophets among the people, as among you also there will be false teachers, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, denying even the Master who bought them, bringing on themselves swift destruction. Many will follow their immoral ways, and as a result, the way of the truth will be maligned. In covetousness they will exploit you [KJV- Make MERCHANDISE of you] with deceptive words: whose sentence now from of old doesn’t linger, and their destruction will not slumber. 2 Peter 2:1-3″
It'd great if you could point out which part was referring to Creflo....
 March 13, 2015 at 1:25pm
Amen Trurl…Most of Cref’s congregants can’t even fly “coach” because they gave him too much of their money already.
 March 11, 2015 at 5:54pm
“abusing his position to preach and be judgmental at people”
To PREACH = to PROCLAIM. If practicing your religion involves proclaiming what the Bible says, you are not violating anybody. “bothering” someone by what you say, even if they disagree, is not a crime. Those he speaks to are free to disagree and walk away if they reject what he/the Bible says. Progressives like Blinknight always want to control how others speak, and punish those with a different point of view.
 March 11, 2015 at 3:56pm
I don’t want a president who is a woman. I don’t want a president who is black. I don’t want a president who is hispanic, gay, straight, caucasian, purple, green, or blue IF the only criteria to vote for them is THOSE REASONS!
I want a president who is GOOD, fears God and obeys the constitution. THATS IT!