Where are all the tree huggers crying about all the old growth timber used to create this mess?
 March 13, 2015 at 1:40pm
“filled with hate?” Hmmm – The bible (That hateful book) talks about guys like Creflo…
“But there also arose false prophets among the people, as among you also there will be false teachers, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, denying even the Master who bought them, bringing on themselves swift destruction. Many will follow their immoral ways, and as a result, the way of the truth will be maligned. In covetousness they will exploit you [KJV- Make MERCHANDISE of you] with deceptive words: whose sentence now from of old doesn’t linger, and their destruction will not slumber. 2 Peter 2:1-3″
It'd great if you could point out which part was referring to Creflo....
 March 13, 2015 at 1:25pm
Amen Trurl…Most of Cref’s congregants can’t even fly “coach” because they gave him too much of their money already.
 March 11, 2015 at 5:54pm
“abusing his position to preach and be judgmental at people”
To PREACH = to PROCLAIM. If practicing your religion involves proclaiming what the Bible says, you are not violating anybody. “bothering” someone by what you say, even if they disagree, is not a crime. Those he speaks to are free to disagree and walk away if they reject what he/the Bible says. Progressives like Blinknight always want to control how others speak, and punish those with a different point of view.
 March 11, 2015 at 3:56pm
I don’t want a president who is a woman. I don’t want a president who is black. I don’t want a president who is hispanic, gay, straight, caucasian, purple, green, or blue IF the only criteria to vote for them is THOSE REASONS!
I want a president who is GOOD, fears God and obeys the constitution. THATS IT!
Can I have one, please?
 March 3, 2015 at 1:44am
But, that’s holding on the crumpled wad of toilet paper!
What's the matter,your mom didn't let you have pretty things like the flower headband?.Or maybe your mom didn't play music for you..just screamed 'shut the eff up'?. Or,and this is what I'm sure it is, it's some thing else about that particular baby that's REALLY bothering you?.
 March 2, 2015 at 6:01pm
To summarize this story in 3 words: “Watts up Doc?”
Darwin Award winner's last words "hey hold my beer and watch this..."
“Watts up Doc?”
Watt's Law and Ohm's Law....and it's the current and/or watts that kills and not the voltage.
People always seem to think it's the voltage.
He was just trying to get his DeLorean started...
 March 2, 2015 at 4:26pm
“After I had turned it down the third time” Funny….that’s the same number of times Peter denied knowing Jesus before the rooster crowed. ironic.
 February 26, 2015 at 2:01am
The biblical parallels are irresistible! … this incident SO reminds me of a story in 2Kings 9:22 – “And it came to pass, when Joram saw Jehu, that he said, Is it peace, Jehu? And he answered, What peace, so long as the WHOREDOMS of thy mother JEZEBEL and her WITCHCRAFTS are so many?
(9:30) And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, JEZEBEL heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.
And there looked out to him, two or three EUNUCHS. (9:33) And Jehu said, “Throw her down.” So they THREW HER DOWN: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.”
 February 26, 2015 at 1:30am
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.”(Proverbs 16:18)
 February 23, 2015 at 5:56pm
I know a guy who appeared in one of these Kimmel “Lie” clips. He said he was coached before the the camera rolled to “bluff” even if he didn’t understand the interviewers questions.
So really, it’s rigged–a bit of a set up, but that’s entertainment, folks!
Similar to Moron Trivia where they encourage guesses. Some of the contestants are just plain ignorant. Others are truly challenged by anything outside of Entertainment Tonight or whatever they learn from The Daily Show, just as the people here appear to be.
 February 21, 2015 at 1:50am
Maybe a sharp crease…but very little else in his pants.
 February 21, 2015 at 1:37am
“Hyperboringman”…your rants against the Jews are laughable. “Bla bla bla” is one of your only posts that makes any sense! Keep up your bla bla blogging….
Well, I tried to use a language that even you could understand.
 February 19, 2015 at 10:17pm
That’s the date printed on the calendar they found pinned on the cave wall.
 February 17, 2015 at 5:08pm
A) embracing Evolution essentially misrepresents the nature of God, saying he created the machine, but doesn’t care who or what it spits out– that’s not what The bible teaches about the Father’s Love.
B) The Church didn’t say that in the Middle Ages (though the uniformed say this a lot). The bible says God sits upon the CIRCLE (or better translated: “Sphere”) of the Earth in Isaiah 40:22. Sounds round to me.
The people that wrote the Bible thought the world was a flat circle, like a disk, with a dome over top of it called the firmament.
It is not 'better translated" as 'sphere' it's better translated to what it meant: Flat disk.
[-1] February 17, 2015 at 4:55pm
Hey, Goose! Dude– you weren’t there. Fancy “Sciec-ey” terminology and theories doesn’t prove you know anything more than the rest of us. You ought to surrender to God’s love and experience his presence– THEN you’ll have something to write about.
Your god has chosen not to reveal herself to millions of people.
You should be upset with her for doing that, and demand that she appear to all of us and clear up,the matter.
That shouldn't be too hard for your god, right?
 February 17, 2015 at 3:24pm
“…a headstone that just said Satan on it.”
Glad to know he’s dead!
(looking at today’s headlines, I thought he was very much alive).
 February 16, 2015 at 12:14am
It was funnier back then because we were adolescent highschool idiots smoking weed.
Exactly what I was thinking. Unless you were stoned, it was not very funny, and even if you were stoned, about 1/2 of the material just blew chunks anyway.
By the way, the picture in my Avatar is me... in 1975.
...or just plain trained stupid. i didn't smoke weed but in my school we didn't need it to be sucked in by the left-leaning teachers.
i've been to the snl studios several times (i've a friend that works there). during the show i see a lot of nervous laughter. this is a live broadcast and the rules are not dissimilar to a taped one expect for the quiet chaos in between bits. either way people are in awe and laugh on cue. i think if they saw it from home without the audience laughter it wouldn't be as funny, but the studio often prompts the audience and the audience cues the viewer at home when to laugh. this happens on the daily show as well...and letterman, etc.
so my long, drawn-out point is that without peer pressure, a lot of things would not be funny.
[-9] February 9, 2015 at 12:25pm
It’s funny how people believe anything some kook puts up on infowars website.
 February 9, 2015 at 12:15pm
I’d say he’s SMOKING quack. Placid on the top, and underneath the surface his duck feet are moving “FAST & FURIOUS”.