User Profile: lcdlover

Member Since: November 10, 2011

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  • When the President says “invest in education”, vomit up your last drink.
    When you hear the phrase “double down on”, pour a double.
    If Obama refers to “failed policies of the past”, mix a Bushwacker; then if he says the words “what got us into this mess in the first place”, drink it.
    If Obama calls for “investments” in “clean energy”, break wind.
    When you hear the phrase “renewable energy” refresh your drink.
    Finally if he dares to call on “Americans” to “pay their fair share”, throw your drink at the TV (plastic cups only).