really Einstein? Blame her? Nooooooo, we just make fun of her. Did she really think giving the PRESIDENT a hummer and letting him stick his cigar in her while in the OVAL freaking OFFICE was a good idea? How stupid can you get? I don’t feel a bit of sympathy for this dumb ass.
Were you there to witness any of the allegations your accussing Her of. Must be a Clinton fan! I don't condon doing this in the Oval Office but who was really responsible here!
 April 18, 2016 at 7:26pm
and in the time it takes you to identify who it is that just broke down your door several bad guys can enter your home and flank your dumb ass. There is absolutely no one should be entering my home except me, my wife or my daughter. Both of whom I always know where they are. If I am home alone and my door suddenly crashes in, I am going to shoot first and ask questions later. Anyone authorized to be in my home has a key. Plain and simple. Furthermore, the prank BS is lame. Anyone who has known me for more than 5 minutes would never, EVER bust into my house to try and prank me. They know I’ll shoot. Fiances sister should have more brain capacity than to break into someone elses home. Set it up with you ahead of time instead. DUH
 April 18, 2016 at 7:16pm
If it is a clear cut case like this they won’t arrest you, especially if no one died and there are witnesses. Unlikely any charges will be filed except for the the thief. Texas law provides for use of deadly force to protect your property. In this case the attempted theft is felony grade due to the value of the property being stolen. Texas law also provides for use of deadly force to stop a felony crime in progress.
 April 18, 2016 at 7:13pm
yep, that’s how we roll in Texas.
 March 23, 2016 at 3:51pm
10 USC 311
(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b) The classes of the militia are—
(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.
March 22, 2016 at 2:14pm
can’t be true. Guns are not allowed in Detroit.
March 16, 2016 at 5:09pm
 March 15, 2016 at 4:34pm
you must have seen a different video. There was a car entering the road from the right and a car in front of him. No place to get over unless he speeds up rapidly which could net him a ticket if there is a cop up ahead. Right after he hit the brakes he DID get over. Furthermore, not all roads in Texas are under such law. Technically the left lane is supposed to be for passing but there is no excuse under the law for tailgating. EVER! There is, however, a legal defense for not immediately moving over…..such as in this case when moving over was not immediately possible. A review of this video by police will end in a citation for the moron who was tailgating…..not the guy who hit the brakes. All he has to do is say that he was trying to slow down in order to move over. Not his fault the jackass was so close….
 March 15, 2016 at 4:27pm
If people followed the traffic laws there wouldn’t be a need for this. If the guy in front is going the speed limit I will simply go around. I rarely go less than 5 mph over the speed limit so if someone is on my ass like that I will slow down until they decide to either back up or go around. However, I have been known to brake check someone who is way too close like this moron. That said, the law is to leave several car lengths between you and the car in front of you. There is no law preventing the lead car from hitting the brakes. If the tailgater crashes it’s legally HIS fault and not the guy in front. That said, if you can’t control the car you shouldn’t be driving anyway. I have been driving for thirty years and will admit that when I was younger I got brake checked a couple of times. Never lost control of my vehicle though and learned my lesson. I do not tailgate anyone now that I am older and wiser. Very dangerous thing to do. I bet this butt head doesn’t tailgate people anymore…..
 March 14, 2016 at 6:43pm
um, no you dumb ass….he’s right. It was hillary clinton’s campaign who originated the claims that Obama was not a natural born citizen during the democrat primary.
March 8, 2016 at 3:38pm
no, Sanders was not spot on because the premise is flawed. Gun manufacturers do not sell guns to individuals. They sell to distributors like walmart and academy. Furthermore, who the hell are you going to sue? There are multiple manufacturers. Are you going to sue the original manufacturer Armalite…..or the people who bought the rights to it…Colt? Or will you sue the manufacturer who’s name is on that specific gun. Maybe you should sue the guy who actually designed it….Eugene Stoner….(he’s dead by the way). Maybe you should sue the people who made the steel that was used to manufacture the gun..or how about the ammunition manufacturer? The whole thing is so absurd that it will never pass Supreme Court scrutiny in any case. Just asinine. Sanders had one thing right…..hold the guy who did the shooting accountable because that’s who is responsible.
 March 8, 2016 at 3:16pm
hmmmm……those New York values Ted was talking about.
 March 8, 2016 at 12:39pm
Lets see, Michigan has some of the most restrictive firearms laws in the nation. While paying lip service to open carry being legal and concealed carry being legal with a permit the reality is that it is damned hard to get a permit, firearms have to be registered, in Michigan it is always considered concealed to carry in a vehicle and therefore you have to have a permit to do so. Technically you can walk out of your house openly carrying a gun but don’t get in the car even in your own driveway. Bottom line is this: last time I checked it was already illegal to drive without a license, already illegal to try and kill a cop, already illegal for him to have the gun, illegal for him to carry it in a car, illegal for him to run from the cops. Proof positive that criminals don’t give a damn about your laws. So the question is, how would another stupid gun law have prevented this? Answer as we all know is that it would not.
 March 4, 2016 at 5:25pm
well, it is juvenile and absurd while still being funny. It does show the lack of gravitas to use the liberals words from the last couple of elections. I think it shows that Cruz and Kasich are the only real adults in the room. Rubio was stupid to bring up the whole small hands thing in the first place but holy crap is it embarrassing that our front runner at the moment would allude to his penis size in a national debate for the presidency.
I have a plan to survive an active shooter situation……shoot the bad guy several times. I survive.
 March 3, 2016 at 5:19pm
except that actually is a fact…….
 March 3, 2016 at 2:09pm
none of this is the problem with the health insurance industry and not one iota of Trump’s plan will fix anything. IF he can get obamacare repealed it will help the economy and at least get us back to where we were before. The dirty little secret is that the entire problem with health care stems from government involvement in the form of medicare, tricare, champus, medicaid, etc. I used to manage insurance contracts for a major hospital and so am intimately familiar with the problems involved. In fairness…..I’m not sure ANY of the candidates on either side understand the real problem and if they do they refuse to admit what they know.
 March 3, 2016 at 1:57pm
changed their understanding of scripture? Both Old and New Testaments condemn homosexuality. Not sure what different interpretation you can get?
Who cares, its BLM thats killing whites and destroying communities !
 March 3, 2016 at 1:50pm
Understands that actors are stupid……does not see that climate change is a hoax……..actors are stupid…..gren footprint…..actors are stupid. Not all actors are stupid Mrs. Fey but most of them including you and Leo
Climate change is real. It has been going on since the dawn of time. The false argument is trying to equate climate change to me driving an SUV. While I'm sure this is a miniscule effect on the climate by millions of people driving SUV's, it pails in comparison to one volcano spewing lava, ash and BILLIONS OF TONS of hot gases into the atmosphere.
But...the green movement is a form of cronyist corporate greed. Yet somehow that point gets overlooked.