Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Charlie: Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
 January 5, 2015 at 4:55pm
Just say NO to Bonner!
 January 2, 2015 at 11:25am
“Exercise Accident”….sure, sounds more like a Masturbation Accident to me!
 January 2, 2015 at 10:50am
Karma is a Bitch!
I smell cover up!
January 2, 2015 at 10:18am
Couldn’t he just video tape it with another witness other than a police officer?
 December 31, 2014 at 3:31pm
McCain needs to quit…follow Jon Kyle and leave gracefully…it’s going to get ugly in AZ. I will not vote for McCain in the primary and if he makes it to the general election I will not vote for him. His time has come and gone…no new or fresh ideas. Both McCain and Flake are uber RINO…I will never support them again.
 December 31, 2014 at 10:28am
This is a clear case of Liberal Socialist See, Liberal Socialist Do.
No more Bush…No more Clinton…they are not the answer…I think that’s obvious.
This is the ERA of “Bushless”….we all want to be “Bushfree”!
 December 26, 2014 at 7:08pm
The lengths people will go to for a discount or an upgrade or a free meal are nuts…but then again look at all the people who claim a handicap card just so they can park in the front and RUN into Wal-Mart.
 December 26, 2014 at 5:59pm
“I actually think that it’s probably in its day-to-day interactions less racially divided.”
He is delusional!
 December 26, 2014 at 2:21pm
Oh Brother! I mean…thank you Big Brother for telling us what to talk about, and focus on. We are all so STUPID we were just waiting for your leadership….NOT!
We talked about how stupid the USDA, EPA, IRS and a host of other agencies are during our Christmas dinner…and how they are get more STUPID every year!
In other words, this Government says we all belong to the State. What happened to freedom!
How about this idea:
Ask you Mom who your Dad is and if it is the same Dad for your 6 brothers and sisters.
Then discuss why your EBT card only covers order out pizza.
Then, have the discussion about how to act when the police single you out for robbing cigars and assualting the store owner.
My family and I do talk about happy things...like the day Obama finally leaves the White House, the possibility that he has lung cancer....you know...fun things like that.
I'd rather explain to them the effed up condition our country is in.
We call it telling them the truth.
Hey, Johnny. What have you done for The State today?
And kiddies, don't forget to rat out your parents if they talk bad about the state. Call 1-800-rat dads. It's free and it's fun!
I have a surprise news for the goofy Marxist running the department of Agriculture, Americans no longer sit at the dinner table ... that was 1970s and earlier.
Americans are continually on the go now, and rarely sit together for a meal.