‘Oh look whats that?’ *Sniff* ‘Oh, I recognize that smell…’
You can only re-brand a turd until someone gets into smelling range.
 September 25, 2015 at 2:31pm
Hmm, I have a feeling that’s sarcasm but it’s hard to tell…
 September 24, 2015 at 12:24pm
Sounding an awful lot like planned parenthood.
September 18, 2015 at 3:14pm
*Slow golf clap* I needed that. *Wipes tear from his eye*
 September 18, 2015 at 2:58pm
WOoooah…. Throwing the coach under the bus along with personal responsibility…
*Nazi trial* “I was just following orders!”
 September 18, 2015 at 2:56pm
Dont tempt them, we know this administration is wicked enough to sacrifice lives for parts.
September 18, 2015 at 2:51pm
Just waiting to read the lawsuits for the chronically unlaid or to have government mandated prostitution or vouchers for people unable to get laid.
Or perhaps the government will decide that if you’re not getting mandated levels of sex that you should be fined/imprisoned/killed to solve the issue.
You know, like car insurance or health care.
September 18, 2015 at 11:16am
I suspect a majority of these ‘communities’ will just release the terrorist and keep pocketing the money like a corrupt govt agencies are known to do. Afterall if we trust them to monitor themselves and believe their reports it’ll effectively be akin to sending ‘welfare’ checks.
Even if it is legit, this just reminds me of the prison business model where you pay them to not release the convict back into your territory because the prison is independent and for profit org.
 September 17, 2015 at 12:09pm
‘Where does it end?’
*Places loaded gun on the table* “You tell me?” *Walks away to let them clean their own house when they are ready.*
 September 17, 2015 at 11:56am
“Your tax dollars my N****!”
 September 17, 2015 at 10:54am
Gah, who put all that fiberglass insulation in the air vents?
September 17, 2015 at 10:51am
I hope ‘senior affiliate’ means like a company or group of al qeada forces and not those 54 guys had their sandy asses spanked by one badass. Though I wouldn’t be surprised.
September 16, 2015 at 1:51pm
You’d think that from the confined space and firelight but the presence of evil should be a dead give away.
 September 16, 2015 at 1:06pm
You could tell #73 was thinking about going after #1 for a moment but let it go quickly albeit reluctantly.
*imagines thought process*
‘I better be careful, im already seen as inhibiting the success of a young black man. If I am to expect any recourse I better hold open my hands so he and people can clearly see I mean him no retribution because im at a disadvantage of taking a hook without my helmet on and getting mounted and pummeled on the field in my current position should a conflict continue.’
 September 16, 2015 at 12:19pm
To quote a friend when he read this story ‘Holy ****.’
Holy **** indeed, perhaps god was punishing them for their Polygamous ways? ~Sarc/end~
 September 16, 2015 at 11:08am
I was in agreement with the letter until the line “you need the police, we do not need you.” to which I was thinking ‘Who the hell do you think is forced to pay your mercenary salary?’ but then I realized that a majority of people he’s speaking out against probably don’t pay any taxes.
Actually the people involved are said to be from Qatar and were quoted as saying "f... America"
 September 4, 2015 at 1:45pm
“At the end of the day, I am sorry that this has been confusing to people and has raised a lot of questions, but there are answers to all these questions,” she said. “And I take responsibility and it wasn’t the best choice.”
If I were serving in the police i’d take a recording of that quote as a confession with me and go arrest her.
 September 3, 2015 at 4:21pm
And watch as the federal govt has every contributor arrested for funding terrorism or criminal activity.