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• ‘Family Guy’ Episode Yanked by Fox After Scenes Combined to Depict Boston Bombing

  April 17, 2013 at 11:37am

  Family Guy Funny – not so much! Watching Mcfarland’s fat man – Peter Griffin – glorify stupidity & drunkeness reminds me of the time that animated fat guy on Fox got drunk & naked and treated his dog better than his daughter…err…that was Family Guy. I’m embarrassed! Ihaven’t been this embarrassed since I got caught watching a child porn film that turned out to be just another Liberal Democrat masturbating to a copy of The Communist Manifesto.

• NY Times Under Fire for This ‘Sexist’ Statement in a Female Rocket Scientist’s Obituary

  April 1, 2013 at 1:14pm

  Don’t you understqand? It’s actually the BEEF stroganoff that’s offensive to the PC ********! If the obit had read “she made a mean vegan stroganoff” that would not have been offensive!
  No eggnoodles – Faux Beef Broth – Vegetarian Wheat Meat (seitan) – soy milk – Fake sour cream
  Now that sounds so yummy that no Lib could object to an obit praising a woman cooking this dish!

• Jay Carney Did Not Like ABC Reporter’s Question About Cost of Obama’s Golf Outings: ‘You’re Trivializing an Impact Here’

  March 15, 2013 at 5:19pm

  Early in Comarade Carney’s tenure as Presidential Minion, Obama promises he “will not rest” until the jobs issue is solved. he then headed off on a month-long vacation to Martha’s Vineyard. Carney defended the President’s vacation. Carney also defended an Obama road trip sith “The idea that the President of the United States should not venture forth into the country is ridiculous.”
  But in 2001, Liberal Time Mag reporter Jay Carney was eager to blast President Bush for taking a month-long vacation and heading out on a bus trip on what was billed as a “Home to the Heartland” tour. A Republican on vacation makes Carney sick, while a Lib on vacation makes him warm & fuzzy!
  Carney has a deree in Russian and Eastern European Studies from Yale University. Apparently, he really liked that 1918-1989 Russian history & wants to help Obama bring the proud history of that time period to the USA! He will Lie, Lie, & Lie until the sheeple believe the lies & they become “truth”!
  I’m sure this devoted ******* would happily trade the truth for a snout full of BS & the chance to put on the knee pads and worship his messiah on the road or in the White House!

• DEFCON 1: Another day, another anti-gun freakout story

  March 8, 2013 at 2:19pm

  What are the odds Dad was involved in criminal activity when he was killed by a gun?
  “The gun was a live picture of a gun, and the other pictures were like cartoon pictures”
  That picture of a gun was no more alive than the Mama’s babydaddy. Junior has probably seen a “real live” gun or two during his short time on earth – possibly in Shantia’s handbag or current boyfriend’s waistband!

• Gun paranoia reaches DEFCON 1

  March 8, 2013 at 12:44pm

  Learned what lesson?
  People are STUPID. Toy soldiers on cupcakes…poptarts shaped like a gun…
  Sit-com theme songs…assault weapons bad, drones with missles good
  “I’m so afraid of guns that I am willing to ignore my country accelerating towards its demise while I pluck the toy soldiers off of cupcakes & pretend my freedom was won by an army of wall street occupiers battling the British with plastic spoons”! America, don’t run with a lolly in your mouth!
  Do Americans now run & hide when they see their own shadow? We are surrounded by insanity!

• Sequestration Is Upon Us: Now What?

  March 1, 2013 at 12:25pm

  I signed up to get MoveOn emails a couple of years ago to get a feel for what they ask their members to do. It’s kind of fun because I sign up to attend a lot of events, volunteer to bring the cookies, & don’t show up! You’d think the buttheads would stop inviting me but they don’t.
  I got an e-mail this morning asking me to go to one of Ted Cruz’s offices today & demand he vote to end sequestration. “Dear MoveOn member, please waste your time at Ted Cruz’s office today!” I guess they want me to do this because my time is as invaluable as theirs seems to be and there are no boat tours to see Bigfoot’s childhood home departing from Texas today! Action item #2 in the MoveOn e-mail really says all anyone with a double digit IQ needs to know:

  2. Make a Sign!
  Here are a couple of slogan ideas:
  •Stop the Cuts, Tax the Rich
  •Cancel the Sequester!

  Tax the rich? This is the Left’s solution? Again?
  I am reminded of a 1971 song by Alvin Lee & 10 Years After -
  Everywhere is freaks and hairies
  Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
  Tax the rich, feed the poor
  Till there are no rich no more
  I’d love to change the world
  But I don’t know what to do
  So I’ll leave it up to you

  About this song, Alvin Lee once said “Yes the world could use some changes, but who can make decisions for other people’s lives, only the ignorant I fear.”

  We better stop leaving it up to the ignorant! They have lost their moral compass, their hearts, & their mind

• Sequestration Is Upon Us: Now What?

  March 1, 2013 at 11:55am

  In reply to Gonzo.

  I just checked the balance on my EBT card & it’s under $4000 this morning! It’s the 1st of the month DC – it’s time to pay the playas! Whas up wit dat?

• Sequestration Is Upon Us: Now What?

  March 1, 2013 at 11:52am

  In reply to YOURSENSEI.

  It was 170 million & the only thing saving our country is that they put in those “take-a-number” machines at the unemployment office to keep evrything calm & orderly. The government probably paid $37,000 per machine & $1000 per roll of paper numbers to put inside them. In fact, the whole sequestration problem could have been avoided if they hadn’t spent so much money for the machines & the $150 rolls of TP in government restrooms!

• Why Are Some Liberals Freaking Out Over What Happened at the Supreme Court on Wednesday? We Explain

  February 28, 2013 at 3:47pm

  In reply to mmmjv.

  MMMJV – you need to understand gerrymandering happens in all states – even your sainted blue states! Right or wrong – probably wrong – it’s how congressional districts are created – Democarat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative!
  The idiots at the top of your Liberal party have strived to convince its sheeple (you included) that lots of racism exists. Why are they upset at losing a law based on early 1960s data? Voter ID – the one idea which you’ve accepted has only one purpose – to give racists the ability to deny poor black voters their right to vote. It’s the liberal dream!
  You & other Liberals see a racist behind every tree – because that’s how you imagine the US is today! You believe it because your handlers tell you to believe it! You’re not outraged when poor black voters have to produce valid ID to buy liquor. You’re not outraged when poor black voters have to produce valid ID to buy cigarettes. You’re not outraged when poor black voters have to produce valid ID to use medical insurance benefits – public OR private. But you are outraged about voter ID when the Liberal bossman tells you it’s a racist plot to “disenfrancise” the poor black voter! When a state suggests a voter needs valid ID to vote – that seems to you to be a ridiculous idea! You are dumber than dog doo & better hope your handlers don’t put cyanide in the Koolaide you’re so willing to drink! Truth is the Democrats are afraid voter fraud is much worse than imagined & can’t be defended even

• Why Are Some Liberals Freaking Out Over What Happened at the Supreme Court on Wednesday? We Explain

  February 28, 2013 at 3:07pm

  If we use Justice Kagan’s logic, and Alabama wasn’t the second most racist state in the USA, with little or no racism in “non-African American” Alabama, there would be plenty of black, statewide elected officials in Alabama. Apparently this is a Kagan truth because:
  75% of non-black Alabamans should vote color-blind in every election. The result would be 37.5% of the vote going to the black candidate(s). African-American voters should vote to elect the black candidate(s) at a 90% rate (assuming the black candidate(s) were Liberal Democrats). Doing some simple math that is no longer taught in public schools, I conclude that Justice Kagan feels any African-American candidate in a statewide election should get 60% of the vote if Alabama was truly not a racist state. I guess Kagan uses this formula – 1/2 of the non-African American vote (37.5%) plus 9/10 of the African-American vote (22.5% – 90% of 25%) – to determine black candidates would be winning a substantial number of statewide elections if the non-African Americans weren’t a bunch of KKK card-carrying racists! Isn’t it funny that the 90% of African-Americans that vote for black democrats are never considered racists? The Liberal mind is a mysterious place!