User Profile: Metalstr8jckt

Metalstr8jckt

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  • [1] July 26, 2014 at 3:56am

    A female Animal[peta] activist began badgering a guy who had come in for a minute to grab a cold drink at a busy gas and go while returning home. catcalling him loudly of “murderer and such” of the “innocent animal” tagged and half covered in his pickup outside

    After silently listening to her tirade for more more than a minute, The man let her finish, And asked meekly if she was a “Winter baby because she seemed to have the promise of renewal in the future in her eyes.”

    Taken aback for a moment at his politeness and this untypical reaction[him being a brutish meat eater] she smiled and said: “Yes, she had indeed been born in the first week of January.”

    To which our hero replied: “Like the scat I left in the John here! An ****** CRAPRICORN!”

  • [6] July 26, 2014 at 3:32am

    Like all good gypsy’s, tramps and thieves She scanned his diaper scat for insight.

  • [3] July 26, 2014 at 3:11am

    Folks, the blazer’s pen is indeed a worthy tool in the promotion of our continuing freedom.

    After this literary pasting to the mask of intolerance so stretched out of place by Ms.Cher and her dwindling following, One must ask the question: did our blazer hero require flame retardant hand protection whilst penning these words?

    Powwww!

  • July 26, 2014 at 2:16am

    I’ve got the lyrics for “cold war” from the same album half done in my head as I typed the first above.

    Same theme Same despot.

  • [3] July 26, 2014 at 2:10am

    For your consideration I submit;

    Remember The Styx Mr.Roboto album of the 80′s that purists said sucked for Styx to sellout to to pop corporate? I just jacked the tune and here is my revised lyrics to one of the cuts on that album.

    Formerly known as “Killroy was here”

    Our 21st century version as “KilllJoy is here”

    Gentlemen cue music track please. Weird Al, hope your getting this……..

    Your wondering who I am? Kenyaan or Americaaan?

    I am the modren man, with soul forged in Iran. Now everyone can see, my true identity!
    I’ve got a secret, I’ve been hiding using my skin. My blood is boiling, my rage is building this country I’ll win.I’m not a nice man and lack emotion, I’m not what you see. I’ve come to help myself to your country, and make you not free, yes make you not free.

    ObominateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obomiante-Obominate-ObominateyoursoulBecasueIDictateso-Obimate-Obominate!

    I’m not a hero! I’m not a savior, forget what you know! I’ve come to give you lots of problems, and you’ll lose control. Yes you’ll lose control! I need control,you don’t need control! AAAHEEIIAAA!!

    ObominateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obominate-Obominate! repeat chorus.

    I am the modren man with soul forged in Iran, now everyone can see my true identity!

    ObaminateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obominate-Obominate!

    The time has come at last, to throw away this mask, now everyone one can see, my true identity!
    I’m KillJoy! KillJoy!

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  • July 26, 2014 at 2:05am

    Remember The Styx Mr.Roboto album of the 80′s that purists said sucked for Styx to sellout to to pop corporate? I just jacked the tune and here is my revised lyrics to one of the cuts on that album.

    Formerly known as “Killroy was here”

    Our 21st century version as “KilllJoy is here”

    Gentlemen cue music track please. Weird Al, hope your getting this……..

    Your wondering who I am? Kenyaan or Americaaan?

    I am the modren man, with soul forged in Iran. Now everyone can see, my true identity!
    I’ve got a secret, I’ve been hiding using my skin. My blood is boiling, my rage is building this country I’ll win.I’m not a nice man and lack emotion, I’m not what you see. I’ve come to help myself to your country, and make you not free, yes make you not free.

    ObominateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obomiante-Obominate-ObominateyoursoulBecasueIDictateso-Obimate-Obominate!

    I’m not a hero! I’m not a savior, forget what you know! I’ve come to give you lots of problems, and you’ll lose control. Yes you’ll lose control! I need control,you don’t need control! AAAHEEIIAAA!!

    ObominateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obominate-Obominate! repeat chorus.

    I am the modren man with soul forged in Iran, now everyone can see my true identity!

    ObaminateYourSoulBecauseIDictateSo-Obominate-Obominate!

    The time has come at last, to throw away this mask, now everyone one can see, my true identity!
    I’m KillJoy! KillJoy! KillJoy!…………………..KillJoy.

  • [1] July 26, 2014 at 1:04am

    With high power electromagnetic radiation basic shielding like large masonry walls[big concrete buildings]terrain like canyon walls, boulders etc. Caves, Railroad tunnels. ECU controls in cars, and radio electronics in phones and others like CB’s may indeed survive.

    Their Metal oxide silicon low power chips may survive. What many are not getting is after a couple of weeks, operating a large noisy fuel powered vehicle and just driving around will get you targeted by folks with bullets and worn out patience and soles on AirJordans.

    “Prius and Leaf the stealth of the new millennium. Once laughed at, now pursued.’

    Hey ad execs, I got one for you!!!! ^^^

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:58am

    Metal oxide silicon low power chips may survive. What many are not getting is after a couple of weeks, operating a large noisy fuel powered vehicle and just driving around will get you targeted by folks with bullets and worn out patience and soles on AirJordans.

    “Prius and Leaf the stealth of the new millennium. Once laughed at, now pursued.’

    Hey ad execs, I got one for you!!!! ^^^^^^^^^

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:51am

    wiltsie:”This isn’t a problem with most other reactors.”

    Fukushima has caused Japan to rethink it’s electrical power generation as a whole.

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:48am

    @rRickOshea: I can give your foot a hotsy with a lit match and no polarity is needed.

    Or you can sunbathe on an average summer day for fourteen hours in death valley nekkid on the ground-same result. Crispy.

  • [1] July 26, 2014 at 12:43am

    StrokingTheBear says: “Only God can prevent solar flares.”

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:38am

    @FishingwithKittens: I pull plug on line power in myself. I am switched.

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:35am

    In a catastrophe power producers will take off line the areas deemed least needed.

    These are already documented. Hospitals, Police all have generator power backup. Their immediate switching are gets line power back first. The lesson learned on Brownout high demand was when partial power goes down. Stations will remove themselves off line until assessment. Switching on only essential as needed. All those substations in your neighborhoods are just big breakers.

    I would be more worried about the radiation levels being given off by a solar storm.
    Four to Six feet of earth between it and me does a good job for avoiding lethal level.

    Staying topside to record such an event on a media device[go ahead, I will get your camera from your dead hand] for me to view later.

    Or worrying about grid and phone loss when missiles are detonating and starting fires of gas and chemicals plants everywhere creating toxins guaranteed to kill you. Silicon micro transistor destruction is only secondary plus side for the commanders who ordered launch. Worried about the grid?WTH?

  • [1] July 26, 2014 at 12:19am

    In urban areas packs will home in on your generators noise which is keeping you informed and comfy.

    Keep it quiet or prepare to defend it.

  • [-1] July 26, 2014 at 12:16am

    Looks like we really did dodge a bullet…

    How so? it did not release it’s energy at what would have been a catastrophic time. We did nothing to alter it. We did not nudge earth to get out of the way.

    So how did we dodge this? Cosmic luck that’s about it.

    Since you appear inquisitive, Locate youtube[I don't provide hyperlinks]As a courtesy to peoples security on their computers. For the peak oil stuff of Guy McPherson.

  • July 26, 2014 at 12:07am

    @wiltsie; Thank you for some insight. I have heard many people talking over the years of Faraday cage protection for electronics during and EMP event. The jist of this article is some[NOAA, NASA, all the acronym government agencies and their academic research partnering facilities will have fore knowledge of a severe solar event and some will take measures.

    In a man made EMP event, if it was a ballistic launch from the sea 200 miles out. About a dozen seconds to detonation inland. I would be far more worried of an air-burst Thermonuclear device effect on the population than their personal consumer electronics.

    You wrote: "Tripping breakers could be a major issue." Actually yes. If you have a master breaker at the base coming in your home. throwing it to off, removes you from the grid[Okay now you have no power]

    A generator sufficient to run basic needs. a refrigerator to keep your food already in it which will be warming up now without power. and a couple of lights, or a fan or two.
    Running a 60 inch TV to get news and information even if there is still broadcast signal is not really efficient in a crisis since that glorious display you love on GameDay may suck the equivalent wattage of of 40 CFL bulbs.

    A crank up to- generate- self powered radio you verified by using that will get your local station.

    I can assure you take little comfort in your generator unless it’s got a real Honda engine for power. A generator head of quality-Not HarborBait.

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  • July 25, 2014 at 12:46am

    A smoking gun is actually a smoking fuselage.

    Fast and furious.

    Hoping to defuse after two year burial does not hide evidence snuff of call to general quarter to buk’s system sliding off post exit Syrian ports by the system builder advisers retuning to swill Stolichnaya by the liter. “Trainers.” Worthy to snuff a four pack of seals who should not go public with sam danger to island dream holidays families into recurring media debacles WMD’s are much mobile on trucks as apparent with Ukraine.

    Red terror of worse than the atom, reducing us to surface travel via camel Caravans led by Imams of Putin orthodoxy. Clear as a sirocco?

    worry about kids and not ongoing encirclement in Northern hemisphere while your diverted by myriad little things.

    Buy a cheap fold out world map and cheap Chinese import formaldehyde toxin impregnated cork board to stick it on. Play modern geography and see, since ya-ll are lacking dot connection synapse through no fault of your own- imbibe and opiate fat and easy-pizza-sext- sleazy.

  • July 25, 2014 at 12:38am

    From Russia with love.

    A smoking gun is actually a smoking fuselage. Making a rumor mill of Americana work to their choosing, by mongering disdain of phudge packin consulate controller in former Muammar despotic controlled North African nation state and now of IS.

    Hoping to defuse after two year burial does not hide evidence snuff of call to general quarter to buk’s system sliding off post exit Syrian ports by the system builder advisers retuning to swill Stolichnaya by the liter. “Trainers.” Worthy to snuff a four pack of seals who should not go public with sam danger to island dream holidays families into recurring media debacles WMD’s are much mobile on trucks as apparent with Ukraine.

    Red terror of worse than the atom, reducing us to surface travel via camel Caravans led by Imams of Putin orthodoxy. Clear as a sirocco?

    Now families can play games looking out windows at 30.000 feet counting evasion flares which become installed equipment by Boeing and Airbus. Occupying fidgety children and Xanax lamed adults on those stressful 40 minute periods over questionable territory during weather diversions and alerts of impending “Turbulence.”

  • [-1] July 25, 2014 at 12:29am

    Since the continent the Muslims have historically adhered to is primarily adjoining and directly near Africa.

    You. Douchman Tush; have stated your Putin is proposing an exodus to Africa of all adherents to Islam?

    When do you leave?

  • [3] July 25, 2014 at 12:19am

    A smoking gun is actually a smoking fuselage. Making a rumor mill of Americana work to their choosing, by mongering disdain of phudge packin consulate controller in former Muammar despotic controlled North African nation state and now of IS.

    Hoping to defuse after two year burial does not hide evidence snuff of call to general quarter to buk’s system sliding off post exit Syrian ports by the system builder advisers retuning to swill Stolichnaya by the liter. “Trainers.” Worthy to snuff a four pack of seals who should not go public with sam danger to island dream holidays families into recurring media debacles WMD’s are much mobile on trucks as apparent with Ukraine.

    Red terror of worse than the atom, reducing us to surface travel via camel Caravans led by Imams of Putin orthodoxy. Clear as a sirocco?

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