User Profile: MinistryOfTruth

MinistryOfTruth

Member Since: June 12, 2013

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  • [106] October 30, 2014 at 5:28pm

    Awesome comment CommonsenseChristian. Just awesome.

  • [74] October 30, 2014 at 5:27pm

    LetUsReason:

    I was on a ship that caught fire, and steel beams and bulkheads did melt, bend, weaken, and dissolve. You either have never experienced a really hot fire, or you are a tad bit crazy… You pick.

  • [6] October 30, 2014 at 3:59pm

    Remember the good old days, when you could take a pocket knife on a plane? Of course, if you did that now, you might be able to fight back against a man with a box cutter, and we can’t have that you know.

  • [57] October 30, 2014 at 3:57pm

    No shocker there.

    I went through something similar a couple years ago with both the post office and the TSA. My daughter had stuck one of her dolls in my bag to keep me company when I went overseas. The doll had a 3 inch long M16.

    When it was time for me to go home, I tried to mail the doll (and the M16) rather than have to carry it in my bags. The post office told me I could not mail it because it was a restricted item. They pointed at the poster on the wall, which showed that M16′s were prohibited from being mailed. And no, they were not kidding. So, I took a picture of me holding the offensive weapon in front of the Post Office, and threw it in my bag.

    Then, I experienced the TSA. I told them that I had the toy gun, and I told them it was obviously a toy. They pulled me out of line (after seeing it), and subjected me to a body search (I guess looking for plastic bullets of .00000223 caliber). A supervisor arrived, and he allowed me to take it, after receiving permission from the pilot.

    Boy, did I ever feel safe from terrorists…

  • [27] October 30, 2014 at 9:20am

    THAT is the greatest gift God gave you?

    You got ripped off.

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  • [4] October 29, 2014 at 7:23pm

    Yup. That was pretty much a given.

  • October 29, 2014 at 5:41pm

    Lol! Nicely done.

  • October 29, 2014 at 7:22am

    Well done PMSteve.

  • [15] October 29, 2014 at 7:16am

    Because it has become standard practice – When you have a town where the blacks have been reduced to a life of total poverty by the Democrat machine, then when the race hustlers come to town to help the people destroy what little they do have, then the police chief should resign and a black chief should be hired.

    The number one qualification to be a police chief in a Dem controlled town is never a real qualification. It is either the color of your skin, your gender, or the bedroom choices you make. Take a look at the mayors who have excitedly promoted ‘The First Green Chief’ or ‘The First Lesbian Chief’ and then go back to the newspaper articles and see who their competition was. Chances are that really being qualified had nothing to do with the appointment.

  • [12] October 28, 2014 at 7:45pm

    Don, you may be on the mark with that. After two agencies have ‘hard drive crashes’ they may think it will push their luck with the media to have a third.

  • [17] October 28, 2014 at 7:30pm

    Darn, you beat me to it!! I was going to go down the ‘Gay Porn’ road though…

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  • [11] October 28, 2014 at 6:54pm

    “Black”? Why does the kettle have to be black??

    Racist.

    -This statement brought to you by the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice.

  • [22] October 28, 2014 at 6:52pm

    An astute observation. Sad, but true.

  • [129] October 28, 2014 at 6:37pm

    You mean the killer of the Gentle Giant will go free?

    Wow, there really will be JUSTICE in Ferguson!

    Unfortunately for the officer, he still faces the racists in the Justice Department, not to mention the tort loving lawyers who live to sue agencies.

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  • [4] October 28, 2014 at 6:14pm

    Amen. (I was going to write, “Amen Obozo” but something just didn’t seem right about that).

  • [376] October 28, 2014 at 5:37pm

    I would take Bibi any day over our effeminate, Marxist, egomaniac, pantywaist, Muslim loving, teleprompter dependent, SEIU loving, Acorn representing, piece of ****.

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  • [31] October 28, 2014 at 4:19pm

    “Excuse me, you can’t come into a polling place looking like that. You are a white male with a short haircut. Obviously people might associate you with the GOP. Please go home, get a tan, dress in skinny jeans so people will question your sexuality, and then we might consider letting you vote.”

  • October 27, 2014 at 10:35pm

    Heck, I gave you a thumbs up, and then the next thing I knew we both went down. I guess not everyone appreciates classic television (and yes, darn it, he rates as classic!)

  • October 27, 2014 at 10:33pm

    MoB:

    Excellent. I was wondering if anyone would get it.

  • October 27, 2014 at 7:52pm

    Cocaine is a Hell of a drug.

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