A man from Dana Point, CA was brought before the judge for shooting down a seagull. The judge asked why he shot the gull. The man told him he shot it because he was hungry. The judge dismissed the man because actually, there is no law against shooting a seagull. As the man was leaving the courtroom the judged asked him, “by the way, what does a seagull taste like?”. the man responded, “not bad, but not nearly as good as Spotted Owl or Bald Eagle”.
 August 1, 2015 at 11:58am
It appears to be very expensive for someone like him to have and keep friends.
“Spellcheck” and “copy editor” are not synonyms. You sea this allot in the Untied States these daze.
 July 22, 2015 at 9:31am
Trump is keeping you interested by applying his typical reality show persona. He just keeps stirring the pot, creating a sensation and appealing to the lowest common denominator.
This gets attention but how scripted is it? Just remember, reality shows aren’t really reality. They’re all Hollywood smoke and mirrors.
He’s playing his candidacy just like Bar Rescue, Undercover Boss or Restaurant Impossible. He thinks he can bluster, create a lot of chaos then pull it all together and everything fall into order.
 July 22, 2015 at 2:10am
“It’s hanged not hung. Clothes and pictures are hung, people are hanged.
Sounds good but in this day and time one must be Politically correct and lease a piece of city property for a $ buck also.
I disagree. That would equate to admitting these FFRF people are correct. The sign is not an endorsement of religion by our congress.
July 15, 2015 at 11:03pm
No, he knew it when the man said, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, I’m a fire fighter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
 July 15, 2015 at 10:58pm
Hey Sarge, my dad and I could sit out in the middle of a Panama jungle and never get bit by a mosquito. Everybody else can be eaten alive by mosquitos with their eyes swelled shut and all and we get not one bite. Must be our body chemistry or something.
"I loved that movie and that was my favorite line."
I iked it when after Montoya repeated his line a few times the other guy said "Stop saying that!"
I also liked when the guy said 'yes I'll give you money, anything you want', and Montoya reaponds by saying "I want may father back you SOB", as he finsihes him off.
 July 9, 2015 at 11:12pm
That’s what for schmoozing with communists. That’s what happens when you lay down with dogs. . . you end up with fleas.
Once a man parked beside me asked for gas money. I said I didn’t have any cash but I would follow him to the station and put some gas on my card for him. He declined. I wasn’t surprised.
Also, my local police tell me that these people who stand on freeway off ramps and shopping center driveways with cardboard signs can average $300-400 per day. Tax Free! Then I saw a video of a woman giving money to one of these guys. He grabbed the money a woman reached out to give him, stepped closer like he was going to say something, saw her purse on her lap, punched her in the face and grabbed her purse. I never gave anything to them and now I am warning my foolish friends who do, to stop giving to them too.
Amen. I prefer to give to my church and let it donate to charities.
 July 5, 2015 at 11:32am
East: Me too!
July 5, 2015 at 10:56am
Unfortunately they won’t do that. She says her “you know what’ don’t stink and they won’t disagree with her highness. The empress has no clothes and who are they to say otherwise.
 July 1, 2015 at 10:02am
I get it Mudd and that’s hilarious. How dare the writer identify the child as a boy!
 June 29, 2015 at 9:43pm
Really? This is so corny.
June 28, 2015 at 12:12am
” . . . but both these lambs would of [sic] experienced a great deal of stress and panic,”
Gee, our president is causing us a great deal of stress and panic on a daily basis. Where is the outrage on our behalf?
 June 26, 2015 at 8:04pm
So we are to just sit here and not speak out about his unjust acts upon us? Surely you jest! He lies and steals from us and we should just turn the other cheek? He hurts our family and we have nothing to say?