I would like to go back in time and give his father a condom.
 July 9, 2015 at 9:40pm
And also look at Butterchurn vs. Cottonpicker, 6969 Bi. teme App. 69; Godzilla vs. King Kong; 1978; Superman vs. Batman “a family can also comprise a loosely associated group of degenerates, i.e, Manson family, Gambino Family and the Addams Family”
I play a lawyer on TV
 June 3, 2015 at 3:42pm
I am not Russian troll. I am foxy man from San Francisco who think America is #1. Actually, Dear Lead…..I mean, Putin is manly guy who score 6 goals in one hockey game!! He love gardens and little lambs. You should get to know him and love his words. Sylvester Stallone is number one!!
June 1, 2015 at 3:52pm
I also have my disagreements with Mr./Ms. Jenner but he is amazingly manly.
 June 1, 2015 at 3:45pm
I have my disagreements with Mr. Brooks but I have to say, his comments are amazingly perception-free.
 June 1, 2015 at 12:43pm
I used to be into animal husbandry until they caught me at it. Dang leg beeper!
 May 13, 2015 at 1:13pm
Spoken like a true social worker. I suggest a few ride-alongs, my friend
 May 13, 2015 at 12:43pm
I want politicians to never lie, all my food to be completely safe, to have no risk for cancer, terrorists to like me for who I am and to never feel sad ever again.
Now why did you have cops show up at your house again?
 April 22, 2015 at 1:51pm
Earnest, Harf and Psaki playbook:
Step 1. Completely state the opposite despite all evidence.
Step 2. Ensure that your answers are condescending as if the interviewer is stupid.
Step 3. Act annoyed if pressed
Step 4. Alert the NSA that more surveillance is needed on said interviewer.
 March 16, 2015 at 4:55pm
Thank you, paleontologists! You have saved so many ruined Thanksgiving dinners and family gatherings from needless arguments over prehistoric shrimp flaps. Oh, the wasted years!
August 21, 2014 at 6:13pm
Pretty bad when the avowed commie, Jones is shaking his head in disgust at Lemon’s stupidity.
Muddy, It looked to me that Jones was shaking his head supporting every word out of Lemonhead's mouth. You give him too much credit.
 June 3, 2014 at 9:22pm
I have also taken many different food items and boiled them beyond recognition. Usually what is left over when I’m done is a sad life with no friends and no sex.
 June 3, 2014 at 9:13pm
A good thing to do with the leftover black goo from the first bottle is to use it to paint over the communist propaganda posters in the background. The second bottle can be shoved somewhere……you know where.
January 30, 2014 at 11:29pm
How to find out what is showing on MSNBC: 1. Personally ask one of the 7,500 viewers who are still watching it the next day. 2. Read The Blaze to find out which one of their idiots (including Scarborough) lost their filter and decided to speak, prompting an apology. 3) Wait two weeks and repeat 1 or 2.
December 11, 2013 at 11:56am
Christmas is free every year.
December 6, 2013 at 4:07pm
The rat trap is violation of the DC law. Look it up.
May 14, 2013 at 1:12pm
I agree, Hi. He would be much safer on the bus…….unless the bus driver was a woman.
March 25, 2013 at 11:43pm
March 25, 2013 at 11:37pm
Jim, thank you so much for this video. It was so deep and heartfelt and presented in such a way that I have genuinely contemplated my own stance on the 2nd amendment, especially when you give the finger at the end. You touch me. And your Tweets! Oh my goodness! It takes me back to Ace Ventura, where you first talked out of your ass.
March 23, 2013 at 6:08pm
Beck family, we share your sadness. You’ll see your valiant protector again some day, painless and in perfect form..