Step 1. Completely state the opposite despite all evidence.
Step 2. Ensure that your answers are condescending as if the interviewer is stupid.
Step 3. Act annoyed if pressed
Step 4. Alert the NSA that more surveillance is needed on said interviewer.
 March 16, 2015 at 4:55pm
Thank you, paleontologists! You have saved so many ruined Thanksgiving dinners and family gatherings from needless arguments over prehistoric shrimp flaps. Oh, the wasted years!
August 21, 2014 at 6:13pm
Pretty bad when the avowed commie, Jones is shaking his head in disgust at Lemon’s stupidity.
Muddy, It looked to me that Jones was shaking his head supporting every word out of Lemonhead's mouth. You give him too much credit.
 June 3, 2014 at 9:22pm
I have also taken many different food items and boiled them beyond recognition. Usually what is left over when I’m done is a sad life with no friends and no sex.
 June 3, 2014 at 9:13pm
A good thing to do with the leftover black goo from the first bottle is to use it to paint over the communist propaganda posters in the background. The second bottle can be shoved somewhere……you know where.
January 30, 2014 at 11:29pm
How to find out what is showing on MSNBC: 1. Personally ask one of the 7,500 viewers who are still watching it the next day. 2. Read The Blaze to find out which one of their idiots (including Scarborough) lost their filter and decided to speak, prompting an apology. 3) Wait two weeks and repeat 1 or 2.
December 11, 2013 at 11:56am
Christmas is free every year.
December 6, 2013 at 4:07pm
The rat trap is violation of the DC law. Look it up.
May 14, 2013 at 1:12pm
I agree, Hi. He would be much safer on the bus…….unless the bus driver was a woman.
March 25, 2013 at 11:43pm
March 25, 2013 at 11:37pm
Jim, thank you so much for this video. It was so deep and heartfelt and presented in such a way that I have genuinely contemplated my own stance on the 2nd amendment, especially when you give the finger at the end. You touch me. And your Tweets! Oh my goodness! It takes me back to Ace Ventura, where you first talked out of your ass.
March 23, 2013 at 6:08pm
Beck family, we share your sadness. You’ll see your valiant protector again some day, painless and in perfect form..
Victor – “He will win”
March 21, 2013 at 5:25pm
Chuck, don’t you have some eyebrows to shave?
March 21, 2013 at 5:18pm
“Faculty and students at academic institutions pursue knowledge and engage in OPEN DISCOURSE. While at times the topics discussed may be sensitive, a university environment is a venue for such a DIALOGUE and DEBATE.”
Nice quote, FAU. If I may quote Z from Men in Black; “You’re everything we’ve come to expect from years of government training.”
December 12, 2012 at 5:57pm
Canada – if it were a dem smirking in the fron row, I would want to know their name and send them a congratulatory letter for having a backbone. And by the way, dont’ they have enough political issues in Canada for you to comment on?
December 12, 2012 at 5:49pm
Congratulations, San Fran! You must be so proud of her. She pees a little every time her hand moves.
December 12, 2012 at 5:40pm
Harry Reid’s back couldn’t support her weight. Needs a spine.
December 12, 2012 at 5:38pm
Brought a tear to my eye…….sniff
May 29, 2012 at 3:04pm
A LOT of people are on to you now, Kimberlin. Remember that.
April 26, 2012 at 11:37pm
It was nice that they could find enough phone books for him to sit on while he typed.
“the entire economy needs to be reorganized to widen the circle of prosperity — so that far more of us benefit from the gains of productivity growth”. ??????
That’s what’s so great about free markets, Bob. EVERYONE can benefit from the “circle” if they but choose to jump in and contribute. The “circle” evaporates if we try to “widen it” around those that sit on their ass.