User Profile: NetAlien

NetAlien

Member Since: August 07, 2012

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  • September 26, 2013 at 7:40am

    To reliably secure an iPad: remove the internals, cover screen with chalk paint, include chalk.

  • April 23, 2013 at 9:29am

    “Amendment 1: Congress shall make no law respecting an ESTABLISHMENT of RELIGION, or PROHIBITING the FREE EXERCISE thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peacably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

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  • April 19, 2013 at 2:33pm

    They first have to FIND real news before they can turn it ON… Hmmm… is Piers Morgan quiet lately, or have I been selectively tuning out any stories with that maroon(sic)?

  • April 19, 2013 at 1:34pm

    Re-arranging that commie moron’s handle gives, among others:
    THE HORRID CHANT
    HOT RANCH DIRT EH
    THIRD ROACH THEN

  • April 16, 2013 at 1:40pm

    The core issue is the sheer number of laws, with many more coming, to be enforced by non-attorney police who believe they know the laws/intent. Sadly, it won’t happen; but a solution would be to have old laws amended or repealed. K.I.S.S!!! Wonder how the Constitution’s pages would stack up against that TALL pile(sic) of ObamaCare paper if Constitutional changes were made the way Federal Statutes are?

  • April 15, 2013 at 4:50pm

    Would be justice if these bombers turned out to be connected to Benghazi attackers… talk about the potential for major egg on MSM and WH faces…

  • April 15, 2013 at 3:57pm

    Left already highly focused on preparing bomb-control legislation…

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  • April 15, 2013 at 3:51pm

    Been a LONG time since I’ve seen the major networks all covering the same thing… gonna be hard to bury this story now…
    BREAKING: Left already working on bomb-control legislation…

  • April 8, 2013 at 10:25am

    O: “Peter, it warms my heart to know you want to court my daughterS… I promise America will be fine with that by the end of this term.”
    Peter: “Warms mine too, Mr. pResident!”
    [as they both find themselves standing in melted chocolate -- or a reasonable facsimile...]

    O whispers to Peter: “How’s the sex change process coming?”

  • March 27, 2013 at 5:24pm

    I have a dream — where it would be great if 50 (OK… 57) sheriffs** could enforce the laws “of the land” already broken by this pathetic administration.
    ** one from each state acting in unison as a fully representative Federal law enforcement agency

    One can dream… (poof!) Back to the O’reality of an imploding country….

  • March 23, 2013 at 12:12pm

    Unless you ask this question: Do you think Obama will TRY to stay in WH until 2024 by campaigning for Michelle for 2016?

  • March 23, 2013 at 10:44am

    Take heart… here’s a similar story from Cary, NC — the town was ordered to pay over $46K in fees and costs http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/9179230/ Wonder if the ACLU will help out Vern…

  • March 12, 2013 at 1:04pm

    Bingo! Staying out of the left lane except to pass is actually the Law in NC.

  • March 9, 2013 at 12:45pm

    I suspect the Obummers are planning on trying for FOUR terms… that’s why BO is still in campaign mode, and why Mooch is in our faces in commercials and on various shows (SNL, Oz, etc.)… If she runs & wins in 2016, we could be stuck with that sicko family until 2024!!

  • March 5, 2013 at 10:19am

    Yesterday, I went through security at RDU and BWI airports expecting some issues… surprise! These were the shortest and fastest security checks I’ve encountered in 51 years of flying. Convinces me even more that government itself is the impediment to everything… We know they can’t lead or follow, so the only option left is GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

  • December 18, 2012 at 10:27am

    Stupidity is choosing to face an attacker with a cell phone saying “Drop your weapon, or I’ll dial 911…” IDIOCY is demanding *we* be that stupid.

  • October 21, 2012 at 1:21pm

    Obama is the Tower of Babble.

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  • October 13, 2012 at 5:34pm

    Isn’t ClearEyes plagiarized from… you know… that product that Ben Stein hawks? And Can’t Lose from 1993: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Lewis_Can%27t_Lose

  • October 13, 2012 at 4:17pm

    Freeman says “our enemIES have been brought to justice” with UBL spike-the-football crawler on screen. Still hasn’t learned from Benghazigate…

  • October 13, 2012 at 4:01pm

    Barack! I you wanna score a big October surprise, go over and give this nut-job a steel turban with your 5-iron…