User Profile: NewfDawg

Member Since: August 22, 2012


  • [2] October 8, 2014 at 6:54pm

    Slovakia is part of former Czechoslovakia, not Yugoslavia.

  • [3] July 16, 2014 at 8:07pm

    Good thing this happen in OK, because if it happened in NY her case of beer would have been limited to no more than 7 cans.

  • May 17, 2014 at 3:22pm

    I would suggest using my overly amorous dog

  • August 19, 2013 at 3:25pm

    They can call their new store whatever they want, but they are still Dick’s to me.

  • February 26, 2013 at 8:56pm

    From the man who penned these “sensitive” lyrics:

    “Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
    When I said I’d like to smash every tooth
    In your head
    Oh … sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
    When I said by rights you should be
    Bludgeoned in your bed
    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    As the flames rose to her roman nose
    And her Walkman started to melt”

    Touching, isn’t it

  • February 19, 2013 at 6:48pm

    Sorry Uncle Joe, but my math tells me firing off two “warning shots” from your wife’s double barrel shotgun just left her defenseless. Unless she has extra shells on her, she had better hope she has a backup plan… a pair of scissors!

  • December 24, 2012 at 3:05pm

    The site is owned by Gannett which also owns the USA Today and many local newpapers and news stations.
    The list owned by them is here:
    Don’t buy their papers or watch their stations.

  • November 4, 2012 at 5:53pm

    Don’t be so hard on poor Katy, the other side says Backward!

  • August 22, 2012 at 4:23pm

    BREAKING NEWS/CUT FROM TV SHOWS/POTUS APPEARS…”I met repeatedly with my spelling team as we developed more information about the possibility that we could spell O-H-I-O in a building deep inside of Ohio. And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and authorized an operation to spell O-I-H-O instead”

  • August 22, 2012 at 3:41pm

    The guy at the end (not the guy with the overactive pit glands) has his hands almost together, which would make it an incomplete “I”

  • August 22, 2012 at 2:52pm

    Now I get it – he was looking in a mirror!

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  • August 22, 2012 at 2:47pm

    Looks to me like O-I-H-I…dyslexic and a poor speller to boot!

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  • August 22, 2012 at 12:33pm

    The woman was obviously a Popeye fan as she subliminally recreated Alice the Goon.