User Profile: NigelTufnel


Member Since: November 08, 2012


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  • [4] December 20, 2014 at 5:15pm

    I’m preparing myself by making sure my house, cars and everything mechanical is in top working order. I’m cultivating compost heaps, a Forrest and food plots. So far I’ve stayed away from the $95 jeans. As stack of $20 jeans from Indonesia will do fine. IMHO, Glenn has hit that “the more money I have the more good I can do” stage. Am I going to watch the sequel? You bet!

  • [1] December 20, 2014 at 5:08pm

    Blacks can act white if they really want to.

  • [43] December 20, 2014 at 5:05pm

    American democrats own this.

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  • [1] December 20, 2014 at 4:09pm

    Because they don’t fear us.

  • [2] December 20, 2014 at 4:08pm

    They’ve tried several times to mothball it. The weapons platform proves too effective to keep it out of the sky. It’s a flying tank and an overwhelming favorite of those who fly for us. The ANG in Battle Creek MI still has a squadron of them.

  • December 20, 2014 at 4:03pm

    When I was doing my basic at Ft. Benning, we would form details on Sundays and go out and clean up drop zones after the 82nd candidates did an exercise. One time the chute of some sort of armored vehicle did not open. Holy Toledo what a mess. Chunks of metal stuck in trees everywhere.

  • December 20, 2014 at 2:24pm

    Wow. 101. Amazing.

  • [24] December 20, 2014 at 2:20pm

    Socialism never stops. It only evolves into communism.

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  • December 19, 2014 at 7:43pm

    No way soc. This is not about me at all. Nice try but this is about this lame attempt at constructing very loose and viscous guidelines to living. Try to turn this all you want but I didn’t write this garbage and you shouldn’t carry the water for it. Go back to the drawing board.

  • [1] December 19, 2014 at 7:37pm

    Lol! Are you kidding me? It’s not even close to the Big Ten. Though shall not kill? I don’t see it in there. All I see is bull sh it. My Oh my. Atheists have really blown it with this list. No acknowledgement of self discipline or humility.

  • [2] December 19, 2014 at 7:08pm

    Seiden, I’m not much of a gamer but the funnest time I’ve ever had in front of a tv was playing rock band. It was a flash in the pan but it was genius. I had a group of friends growing up and they got into dungeons and dragons. I really liked them and so I tried it. It wasn’t for me. I am an outdoors kind of guy and it caused a major riff. I left the group and five years later I was chasing Saddam’s army across Iraq. The Dungeon Master just sold his gaming company to Bill Gates and now he works for Microsoft. They were/are great guys but we live the lives we want with the people we choose. I hope you and your wife are happy. Just remember you are young and things will change. Some things will come easier and some things will get harder. Don’t me afraid to pick a life’s mentor.

  • [1] December 19, 2014 at 6:49pm

    We don’t watch Porn but my wife and I have sex all the time and in crazy places. We are not exhibitionists but we have it like we won’t be able to tomorrow. We try to be healthy and excercise but we’d rather have sex. Maybe it’s just mid-life but we don’t care. Our kids require our constant efforts and these are our stolen moments. If it’s wrong then we will pay for it I’m sure. Humans always do.

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  • [15] December 19, 2014 at 6:24pm

    Get on your knees Clooney. This is the type of belligerent government heavy handedness you’ve supported in the past. Shut your cake-hole and worship your overlords. It just really stinks when it hits your industry. Now you know how the coal miners feel. A big F you buddy! Right here.

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  • [-2] December 19, 2014 at 2:54pm

    Ok Ace, then what are they? Some sort of creed? These are a complete joke and every atheist should be embarrassed by them. In fact it should be deeply troubling. Either someone has hi-jacked the atheist movement as a political tool or atheism is simply a collection of modern people who lost the ability to be humble yet want to live guilt free.

  • [3] December 19, 2014 at 2:43pm

    What a putz! Now that the “safe” decision was made odumbo curses it. Yet the dude who made a video that was blamed for the Benghazi uprising had a hood thrown over his head and was taken into custody and he was skewered and chastised for weeks. He was stupid! Hollywood is Nuevo. American democrats are so lame.

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  • [-2] December 19, 2014 at 1:56pm

    Lol!!!! I’m howling! It looks like a government agency wrote these! Omg! I just lost a ton of respect for atheists. These are so vague it’s hilarious. “The best way you know how?” That holds no water anywhere anyhow! I guess theft is back in the table if you are “mindful” of others. Maybe you give a part of your cache to charity and you’re square with the world. “Yeah, I banged your wife, but I was thoughtful and left you this nice bottle of Chardonnay.” I just figured it out. Atheism = inability to be humble. Go home d-bags. You’ve got nothing. Thanks for the laughs though. I will pray for you clowns this Christmas week.

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  • December 19, 2014 at 2:56am

    It’s already like that. The odd thing is that the skinny people just double down and work harder to cover for the chubbies and stay thin. Find some photos from the 70′s. We used to be crack pipe skinny. Now we are big fat tubs of goo!

  • [-2] December 19, 2014 at 2:51am

    “You know for a chick, you got a nice set of balls!”

  • [1] December 19, 2014 at 2:32am

    Japan will fall into China’s hands before Taiwan.

  • [3] December 19, 2014 at 2:27am

    My wife Can do this. It’s why I married her.

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