User Profile: Noah_fing-whey

Noah_fing-whey

Member Since: January 01, 2011

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  • [15] September 12, 2014 at 10:03pm

    At this point what difference does it make?

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  • [25] August 2, 2014 at 10:19pm

    Fortunately my neighbors know we’re always up to some sort of shenanigans so they check in before they do anything rash! The exception is they can call the fire department if flames are leaping from a window.

  • [17] August 2, 2014 at 10:14pm

    Make sure you tuck its little arm into the trunk. It wouldn’t look good to have a tiny little hand sticking out waving in the wind. You’ll have a SWAT team surrounding you before you can get up to speed.

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  • [2] August 2, 2014 at 10:06pm

    Smokey

    Elton John IS The Queen of England!! He has the HS vote sewn up already.

  • [5] August 2, 2014 at 10:02pm

    Excuse me sir or madam, if you leave your dog in the car with the car running and you don’t also chock the wheels, put a Denver boot on one of the tires, and pay someone to stand near your car while it’s running with a 5 gallon can of gas at the ready you are a cruel human who should be put to sleep. It’s in the PETA manual. Don’t get them started on the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning and the safety features you should install to protect your dog. By the way do you have a PETA-approved supplemental restraint system for Fido?

  • [13] August 2, 2014 at 9:53pm

    All I can say is these people must have some ugly lookin’ chillrens!

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  • July 14, 2014 at 4:55pm

    Oh good grief! You’re pointing me to a 59 minute video by SOMEONE ELSE to get answers to questions asked of you? I’m surprised that with your command of the written word you are pawning me off on someone else. Why don’t YOU just answer the questions?

  • July 14, 2014 at 4:50pm

    I’m sorry “pastor” Steve that you are unable to comprehend the depth and breadth of your arrogance so that you can repent and ask for forgiveness. As far as where “I stand” you aren’t big on grasping context are you? You are as the Pharisees who twisted and perverted Jesus’ words and actions in an effort to trap Him. Shame on you! I’ll go take a look at your little Youtube video and hopefully it will answer all the specific questions I asked of you including from which tree your fruit of insult falls. I doubt you will answer the questions there but I’m pretty sure I’ll want none of whatever it is you are pedaling.

  • July 14, 2014 at 4:39pm

    The Pharisees were always trying to catch Jesus in a slip up.

  • July 14, 2014 at 2:21pm

    So “Pastor” Steve, apparently you feel comfortable judging this man’s heart? You say I don’t know the rest of the Scripture. As in the entire Bible or just the “Do not judge lest ye be judged part”? If the latter I direct you to verse 4 and 5 of the scripture I referenced in my original comment. It speaks of the plank in your eye in comparison to the speck of sawdust in another’s eye. Who was Jesus speaking to here? I stand by my post! You are CLEARLY pointing out the speck of sawdust in this man’s eye and you are doing it claiming to be a pastor. Tell me what the Bible says about the expectations of people in positions of leadership in the church. If you know the Bible word for word you are indeed a remarkable “Pastor”. I’ve never met one as remarkable as you so I am in awe of your command of the Word. Tell me, what happens in your church when a person comes to you to surrender to the Lord Jesus? What rigorous training do you subject them to before accepting that their conversion is real? What is your test of their salvation? How much fruit must they bear in order to get your sign off? And what, pray tell, happens when someone you have personally approved stumbles or is your method of leading people to Christ so foolproof it’s never happened? The word says you will know them by their fruit. I’d like to know you. Tell me about your fruit. From what tree does your fruit of insults fall?

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  • July 14, 2014 at 2:19pm

    So “Pastor” Steve, apparently you feel comfortable judging this man’s heart? You say I don’t know the rest of the Scripture. As in the entire Bible or just the “Do not judge lest ye be judged part”? If the latter I direct you to verse 4 and 5 of the scripture I referenced in my original comment. It speaks of the plank in your eye in comparison to the speck of sawdust in another’s eye. Who was Jesus speaking to here? I stand by my post! You are CLEARLY pointing out the speck of sawdust in this man’s eye and you are doing it claiming to be a pastor. Tell me what the Bible says about the expectations of people in positions of leadership in the church. If you know the Bible word for word you are indeed a remarkable “Pastor”. I’ve never met one as remarkable as you so I am in awe of your command of the Word. Tell me, what happens in your church when a person comes to you to surrender to the Lord Jesus? What rigorous training do you subject them to before accepting that their conversion is real? What is your test of their salvation? How much fruit must they bear in order to get your sign off? And what, pray tell, happens when someone you have personally approved stumbles or is your method of leading people to Christ so foolproof it’s never happened? The word says you will know them by their fruit. I’d like to know you. Tell me about your fruit. From what tree does your fruit of insults fall?

  • [3] July 14, 2014 at 1:52pm

    Self-directed redistribution….take out the middle man! Very entrepreneurial.

  • [4] July 14, 2014 at 1:50pm

    Obama just called him to say “Hey I’m on your side, Amigo! You’re not gay by any chance?”.

  • [7] July 14, 2014 at 1:48pm

    Extremely tired!

  • [3] July 14, 2014 at 1:39pm

    But at least he jumped into the back of the van out of love. He just wants to use the van to drive out of the shadow, reunite with his family, and do work that Americans simply will not do. Comprender Amigo?

  • [6] July 14, 2014 at 11:04am

    Well after 2 or 3 years how can we possibly send them back. Think of all the friends they’ve made. Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

  • [-3] July 14, 2014 at 10:44am

    Do not judge lest ye be judged….Matthew 7:1-5 is apropos in this context.

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  • July 14, 2014 at 10:37am

    Overwhelmed with low-ranking military? That’s odd. I wonder what the military is up to now…..

  • [3] July 14, 2014 at 10:27am

    If we only would’ve heeded Algore’s warnings back then the hail in Siberia would not be happening.

  • [2] July 14, 2014 at 9:14am

    She looks pretty good for a 400 year old woman brought here as a slave.

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