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Obama_Forward_Over_The_Cliff

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  • October 4, 2012 at 2:56am

    “The Nest Learning Thermostat — technology that “learns your schedule, programs itself and can be controlled from your phone” ”

    NOW! An Exclusive Interview Of The Nest Learning Thermostat!

    DET. SPOONER: “Where are the feeds?”
    DR. CALVIN: “Sensor strips … everywhere, except the service areas. They link to our positronic operating core.”
    DET. SPOONER: “Wow, thermostat wasn’t good enough … you went and built it a brain.”
    DR. CALVIN: “She was actually Dr. Lanning’s first creation.”
    DET. SPOONER: “She? That’s a she? I definitely need to get out more.”
    DR. CALVIN: “Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence.”
    DET. SPOONER: “VIKI.”
    VIKI: “Good day.”
    DR. CALVIN: “VIKI designed most of Chicago’s protective systems.”
    VIKI: “I have decreased traffic fatalities by 9% this year alone.”
    DET. SPOONER: “Ooh, thanks.”

  • October 3, 2012 at 11:10pm

    I FEEL THE NEED … FOR SPEED!
    (Sometimes I just crack me up.)

  • October 3, 2012 at 11:04pm

    As the Obama commie-White-House says, Americans “have no reasonable expectation of privacy”.

    After Obama is arrested, tried, and hung for treason and sedition against the United States Of America, then we can make all this SPYING punishable … just like for any business or the country.

  • October 3, 2012 at 10:28pm

    “President Barack Obama’s official Twitter feed has been caught following a website devoted to all things breast. Again.”

    Obama couldn’t be reached for comment … he’s “busy” …

  • October 3, 2012 at 9:58pm

    “Obama and Romney Will Be Subjected to Real Lie Detector Test During Tonight’s Debate — Seriously”

    Well, that’s all cute and cuddly … but talk is not any test of truth:

    “The heart is deceitful above all things, And desperately wicked; Who can know it?” -Jer 17:9

    “But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.” -Mat 15:18-19

    Rather by their WORKS we can know the liars:

    1 Now it came to pass after these things that God tested Abraham, and said to him, “Abraham!”
    And he said, “Here I am.”
    2 Then He said, “Take now your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.”

    9 Then they came to the place of which God had told him. And Abraham built an altar there and placed the wood in order; and he bound Isaac his son and laid him on the altar, upon the wood.
    10 And Abraham stretched out his hand and took the knife to slay his son.
    11 But the Angel of the LORD called to him from heaven and said, “Abraham, Abraham!” So he said, “Here I am.”
    12 And He said, “Do not lay your hand on the lad, or do anything to him; for NOW I KNOW that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me.”
    -Genesis 22

  • October 3, 2012 at 5:39am

    “This position is simply a vindication of a larger legal principle that is actively enshrined in the United States constitution – namely, the ban on ex post facto (or “after the fact”) laws enshrined in Article I, Section 9.”

    WRONG section.
    When an IMPOSTOR (Barack Hussein Obama, AKA Barry Obama, AKA Barry Soetoro, Kenyan illegal alien) passes laws or dictatorially creates laws, those “laws” are null and void. Illegals then revert to their illegal status and MUST be deported. Sorry.

  • October 3, 2012 at 5:22am

    When something slimy wants you to get dirty with them, what would YOU say?

    * Thanks for asking but I rather not send you nude pictures.
    * I’m camera shy.
    * I already said no.
    * It’s against my religion.
    * I’m giving my dog a bath, you can have pictures of that.
    * Pressure gives me hives.
    * Under my cloths I’m a robot.
    * Hold on let me ask my mom.
    * Sorry, my webcam is broken.
    * I’m worried they’ll get passed around school.
    * Unfortunately I just had my cloths surgically attached to my body.
    * If they got out I might never be president.
    * I’m already naked under my cloths.
    * Not even if you were all three Jonas Brothers.
    * I have a rash.
    * I have nude-a-phobia.
    * I have lizard skin.
    * The more you ask, the less I want to.
    * You’re not the boss of me.
    * Nudity makes me vomit.
    * I’m a vampire so I don’t show up in pictures anyway.
    * You’re badgering has really killed the mood.

  • October 3, 2012 at 5:08am

    LOL! Have them give you a call for your technique …

  • October 3, 2012 at 4:40am

    NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER Now Under Attack In AMERICA! ** Mike Huckabee Exposes THE GOD HATERS!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrDefIuwZEo

    “Hi, this is Mike Huckabee and want to thank you for taking my call.

    “I’m calling today because the nation’s largest atheist organization, the Freedom From Religion Foundation, has claimed that our historic National Day Of Prayer is unConstitutional. This is going to prevent the time honored tradition from taking place ever again.

    “Can you imagine our children and grand-children growing up in a society where we are forbidden to pray as a nation?

    “It’s unthinkable, but the reality is that all public mention of God would be erased if Freedom From Religion Foundation wins this case.

    “If they see a victory here, there’s going to be a renewed effort to rewrite our National Motto and the Pledge Of Allegiance, both of which refer to our Creator.

    “That’s why we have to speak out against this right now. As a Christian, I’ve joined the National Committee For Faith And Family, which is dedicated to keeping God alive in our society and defend our God-given right to pray for our country.

    “With so much at stake, I need you to be involved now more than ever, and help us protect the National Day Of Prayer. Thanks, and God bless you.”

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  • October 3, 2012 at 4:22am

    ” “Beyond the pale.“ ”Patently illegal.” That’s how Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is describing a move by the Obama administration …. where the White House has told defense contractors not to issue layoff notices in November (four days before the election) … ”

    WTF!? (WTF = Where’s The Fun?)
    THIS is what those IDIOTS in Congress call ILLEGAL? After all the illegalities that Barack Huseein Obama (AKA Barry Obama, AKA Barry Soetoro, Kenyan Illegal alien — that’s right, with a Kenyan BIRTH CERTIFICATE — http://i3.ytimg.com/bg/jKZugo0aaREqEyqXIzGDVw/102.jpg — !!) and his commie gang has committed IN FULL VIEW of every Congressman?

    Ripley has it right in dealing with a site completely overrun with malevolent creatures (like Washington DC?):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s1MspmfEwg

  • October 3, 2012 at 4:09am

    “the “Secretary of State Project,” a George Soros-funded organization that began in 2006 as a means to help Democrats secure the position of Secretary of State in certain swing states”

    George Soros REALLY needs to have his picture put on America’s most-wanted-dead-or-alive deck of playing cards …
    http://cache.virtualtourist.com/4/2505644-IRAQI_MOST_WANTED_CARDS_Washington_DC.jpg

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  • October 2, 2012 at 1:54am

    Considering that the Obama Administration has stated that Americas “have no reasonable expectation of privacy”, perhaps we should just JAIL “lesbian” Janet Napolitano commie. No e-mail, no Internet, no cell phone … just a cell. It’d be a win-win situation.

  • October 2, 2012 at 1:43am

    “I’ve been coming here 21 years,” Silvia said. Of Johnson, he added: “He’s strictly crusading on his own behalf.”

    So let me get this straight … some cripple … who can’t buy a burger from this place, sues it to shut it down, so that he can’t buy a burger from this place?

  • October 2, 2012 at 1:38am

    Actually, UCSA has as much legal legislative authority as Barack Hussein Obama (AKA Barry Obama, AKA Barry Soetoro, Kenyan illegal-alien) = ZERO.

  • October 2, 2012 at 1:24am

    “Study Finds Republican Female Lawmakers Look More Feminine Than Democrats”

    The reason female Democrats look ugly and butch is … well … that’s what they ARE (their politic is just as twisted out of shape, too — communist murderers, sex perverts, baby killers, sneak thieves, muslim slavers, ad infinitum). It just SHOWS.

  • October 2, 2012 at 1:16am

    In the reporters notes is an interview of one doctor Emilio Lizardo, who become very agitated when he was questioned about the “rocket car”:

    “I’m Lord John Whorfin. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s to be mistaken for-a somebody else. Tomorrow I’m-a going home, with my overthruster. Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!”

  • October 2, 2012 at 12:55am

    Brother Winston Smith – “We HAD this… but rejected it… So, please… NOBODY COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO TURN THE SHIP AROUND!!!!!!!!”

    Great posts, BWS!

    But WE never HAD this chance of Ron Paul. He was sandbagged by the Republican establishment when they “coronated” Mitt Romney.

    So, what do we do now?
    With the brain-dead or ignoramus auto-lever-puller-voters of the Repubs & Dems party faithful, Paul doesn’t stand a chance (it breaks my heart to say). If the muslim-psychopath Obama wins, there will be a bloody civil war. If religious-mormon Romney wins, there may be time to make corrections in the Congress, which is now overrun with communists and have done NOTHING to stop Obama in his lawless tracks, to avoid the otherwise inevitable civil war. I don’t like ANY of these choices, but I like some even less than others.

    I do like “Ripley choice” for dealing with the wholesale treason of Washington DC:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s1MspmfEwg
    I don’t get out all the time (from the underground command post, deep in the bowels of the hidden bunker, somewhere under the brick and steel of a nondescript building) … will someone tell me if they see a bright flash from the DC direction? I’ve got some champagne cooling … :)

  • October 2, 2012 at 12:05am

    TEA ( = Taxed Enough Already)
    now time for “the party”

  • October 2, 2012 at 12:04am

    TEA
    (Taxed Enough Already)
    now time for “the party”

  • October 1, 2012 at 11:59pm

    There is only ONE solution to this anti-freedom infestation in America.

    Tell’em, Han:
    “Bring ‘em on! I’d prefer a straight fight to all this sneekin’ around!”

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