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  • July 30, 2014 at 9:50am

    Personally, I find a “Southern twang” accent very nice, and I’ll often go out of my way to engage in a conversation with somebody from “Down South”, especially women from Texas, just to be able to hear them speak. Being from S.W. PA, there is no appreciable accent in this area. Odd phrases and use of words, for sure, but no accent.

    On the other hand, America simply must find a way to eliminate the thuggish, aggressive, and violence inducing New Jersey / Bronx accent. Every time I hear someone from the New Jersey area speak, I instantly think of the movie “Taxi Driver”, and find myself mumbling phrases like “You talkin’ a me?” and “You got a probbum wit dat… huh?” I cannot watch the shows “Cake Boss” or “Top Gear America” simply because of the horrible ‘Jersey accent spoken by some of the people on those shows. Yeah, I got a probbum wit dat, Pal…

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  • [2] July 28, 2014 at 7:33am

    First of all, this creep was allowed to live for 25 more years after he killed those people… at the expense of the taxpayers! That should be more than enough compensation for giving him a bit of a rough time when his execution time finally rolled around.

    There should be a few changes made to the laws concerning the death penalty, such as :

    1) Anyone sentenced to death by the state should be given a choice concerning the manner in which they are put to death. Those choices should include options such as a firing squad, public hanging, being “drawn & quartered”, the gas chamber, lethal injection, etc. Also, if the sentenced person wishes to introduce an untried method of execution (being eaten alive by a cage full of rats, or being tossed from a helicopter at 5000 ft.), that option should be granted, as long as it is deemed cost effective.

    2) All persons sentenced to death shall be executed within 90 days of being sentenced. No exceptions.

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  • [2] July 18, 2014 at 12:59pm

    Yep, that’s what I’m thinking, too. After all, they’re in Romania… And before anyone says “no, Oldbikefixer, that’s Transylvania”, I’ll correct you by saying vampires come from Romania, and the Frankenstein monster is from Transylvania… I’m still not sure where the Werewolf calls home. And, what about the Creature From the Black Lagoon, a.k.a. Gillman? Where the heck is the Black Lagoon located?

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  • [3] July 18, 2014 at 12:52pm

    Am I reading this correctly? Does the story say that “scientists” were basing the age of the footprints on some bones from a bear? Really? I guess they have some sort of concrete evidence (not put forth in the story) that the bear was in the cave at the same time as the humans that made the footprints.

    I guess they never considered that maybe the humans were in the cave long after, or much earlier than the bear, or that the bones of the bear might have been placed in the cave by somebody else, and not by the folks who left their footprints on the cave floor.

    I bet these “scientists” went to the same university as the girl who does the weather report on my local TV station. Yep… she’s always wrong, too.

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  • July 18, 2014 at 12:39pm

    Thank you, NativeLanguage, on behalf of everyone here who is concerned about the rapid decline of America’s ability to speak and write their own language.

  • [1] July 18, 2014 at 10:23am

    There probably ain’t much tequila in Turkey, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were hitting the ol’ Ouzo bottle more than a few times a day.

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  • [1] July 17, 2014 at 11:09am

    Most “old fashioned” things are still quite useable. But, why are the Germans insisting on manual, non-electric typewriters? The old IBM “Selectric” is certainly not internet-compatible, but is much easier and faster than its non-electric predecessors.

    Anyway, here are a few more “old fashioned” things that you may find useful, especially if things here in America get as bad as what many of us think they might get…

    1) Cars that use breaker-points for ignition, and a carburetor – they won’t be affected if we get slammed with an electro-magnetinc pulse (EMP) device.
    2) Can openers that are cranked by hand – see no. 1
    3) Charcoal grilles
    4) Walkie-Talkies & CB radios (especially mobile, 12-volt DC units)

    Modern technology has never really impressed me. Nowadays, folks seem to be totally dependent on their “smart” phones and other mobile devices, and I often get asked why I’m not on Facebook. I just answer that I have other, more important, REAL things to do with my time.

  • [1] July 17, 2014 at 9:55am

    Why was this woman arrested? I remember being 9 years old… I would leave the house on my bicycle first thing in the morning, and not return home until dinner-time, usually around 6 pm, eat dinner, and rush back out again. I would be outside with my friends, building forts in the woods, exploring our “neighborhood” (which was just about anywhere we could get to on foot or bicycle), or building, driving, and usually crashing home-made go-karts that we would construct from the remnants of lawnmowers, farm equipment, and abandoned buildings.

    Nowadays, we act as if a child playing outside without adult supervision is a horrible thing. I say “bull$h¡t”. Let kids be kids. Let them play and learn how to do things on their own.

    Sure, there are evil people out there who will harm children, but there always been, even back in the “good ol’ days”. Today, the media pushes stories about those things because those stories generate higher ratings. However, the world hasn’t changed that much in the 40 or so years that have passed since I was a kid. Politics and the news media have, but after a while, you learn to ignore those 2 things. Life is much better if you can do that.

  • [1] July 11, 2014 at 11:11am

    If we start building a fence using the bones of dead illegal aliens, it could prove to be just the deterrent we need.

    If every REAL American living in the infected border states would be granted permission to “shoot on sight” when spotting anyone entering America’s borders illegally, this problem would be solved immediately.

  • [1] July 11, 2014 at 10:39am

    Not bad, but I think being dropped slowly, feet-first, into a wood chipper would be a better reward for this creep. Either that, or toss him into a cage with a few dozen rabid raccoons.

  • [3] July 11, 2014 at 10:22am

    Obvioisly, somebody paid the judge a huge amount of cash to set this scumbag free. And not only is he allowed to live as a free man, he’s also getting his very expensive rent paid for by the taxpayers, as well as 24-hour protection, which probably costs even more than his rent. Did the corrupt judge also give Mr. Rapist a free Mercedes, sign him up for food stamps, welfare, and Obamacare, and get his cable & internet hooked up, all courtesy of the taxpayers?

    Hmmm… I’m sick or working hard to pay my mortgage and other bills. I’m just gonna move to California, commit some horrible crimes that will destroy a bunch of other people’s lives, than kick back and enjoy the laid-back, good life that I’ll be awarded for being such a “model citizen”.

  • July 11, 2014 at 9:48am

    Freenj, her name was “Barbara”, not Martha.

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  • [9] July 11, 2014 at 9:46am

    These “scientists” must all be young kids who don’t remember the days of A.M. (amplitude modulated) radio. Back in the day, before mp3 downloads, CDs, or even F.M. (frequency modulated) radio, we had A.M. radio. The frequency band ranged from about 550 KHz to 1600 KHz, and it worked extraordinarily well for well over 50 years. Then in the 1970′s, F.M. radio became much more popular than A.M. radio, mainly due to the fact the A.M. radios weren’t very good at filtering out an irritating phenomenon known as “static”, which would produce little pops, hisses, and other undesirable noise, sometimes to the extent that the music or whatever else was being broadcast couldn’t be heard or understood.

    These “bursts” being picked up at the observatory are likely just static, and the fact that they could be originating from deep space is of very little importance. Static is produced constanly from an unimaginable number of different sources. Studying thses bursts is a waste of time, not to mention all that very expensive equipment.

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  • July 10, 2014 at 2:59pm

    You hit the nail on the head, Kaitara! This fatugly (yes, that’s one word) sasquatch knows that her chances of ever finding a guy who would willingly put his winky into her are pretty slim… way slimmer than her bulging waistline. In order to make up for that, she professes that she thinks murdering babies is a wonderful form of entertainment. Kinda like a guy who can’t afford a nice car, so he claims that if he was ever given a new Corvette, he would just set it on fire to watch it burn.

    She’s just another liberal, (ab)using her first amendment right to try to stifle the first amendment rights of those whom she disagrees with. Ho-hum… just another day in Liberal land, where nothing ever changes, unless it changes for the worse.

  • [1] July 9, 2014 at 2:31pm

    Junkman, I might put a resistor in the line of one of my tail lights, in order to actually make the light without the resistor brighter. I’ll do this to my current beatermobile (1989 Mercury Tracer), and also to my 2011 Mecedes Benz SLC that only gets driven a couple times a year. Do you think the Benz will get pulled over? Me neither…

  • [9] July 9, 2014 at 1:52pm

    A few years ago, I was pulled over, and my car was thoroughly searched by Mt. Lebanon (just outside of Pittsburgh, PA). The cops claimed the stop was because “one of the tail lights is brighter than the other.” Yes, really. One of the cops then asked me if “I decorated the car”, referring to the 3 or 4 Grateful Dead stickers that were on the hatchback… of course, this tipped me off to the fact that the real reason for pulling me over was that the cops assumed they would find a whacked-out stoner behind the wheel, or at least a roach in the ashtray. To their chagrin, I happen to despise marijuana use, and as I was on my way home from work, I was dressed in “office casual” apparel, and completely sober.

    It really ticked them off, because the car was a total beatermobile that leaked oil constantly, and everything they took out of the trunk was coated with grease & oil from years of carrying half-empy oil containers.

    The kicker? At the time, I worked as an I.T. geek at a local hospital, and would often see those very same cops when they would bring DUI jerks in. They always acted as if nothing happened, but I wouldn’t even acknowledge their presence after their completely unnecessary traffic stop. However, I never got pulled over again.

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  • [1] July 9, 2014 at 1:02pm

    Canadaboy, you just made my day! As soon as I read the name “Finklestein”, I immediately thought of Cheech & Chong’s movie “Up in Smoke”. In the opening scene, Tommy Chong’s “father” is heard yelling “…you get a job by sundown, or we’re shipping you off to military school with that God-damned Finklestein $h¡T kid…. son of a BITCH!”

    Whenever I hear or read a name even remotely similar to “Finklestein”, that line pops into my head. I guess I’m not the only person with that “affliction”.

  • [4] July 3, 2014 at 2:31pm

    While you’re on YouTube, search “worst drivers” or “driver fail”. You’ll quickly realize that most of the horrific accidents caught on video are from Russia. Those crazy Communists have got to be the world’s worst drivers! No idea why that is, but if I’m ever forced to visit any of the Easter Bloc countries, I won’t ever chance getting in a car while I’m there!

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  • July 3, 2014 at 1:45pm

    “…lesbian mothers…”? If a woman chooses to be a lesbian, she is pretty much guaranteed not to become a mother. I guess there always exists the possibility that she decided she didn’t like men AFTER having a child, which is completely understandable.

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  • July 2, 2014 at 10:12am

    First off, Sir Elton, Jesus is indeed alive today! He walks on streets of gold in Heaven, and let’s be honest here, if we could do the same, we would.

    Secondly, I agree that Catholic priests should indeed be allowed to marry.

    Finally, you or I cannot and should not presume to know what Jesus would say about gay marriage and homosexual relationships, or anything else for that matter. However, since God the Father designed the human body to function in certain ways, the argument could be made that Jesus would at least encourage us to behave in a manner conducive to the way that our bodies were designed to function.

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