User Profile: Pat Alexander

Pat Alexander

Member Since: November 01, 2010


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  • October 20, 2014 at 9:07am

    Unless he frenched her ear, I’m calling it just clowning around.

    Obviously, there is some attraction there. Might be mutual.

    I think Kelly may just be jealous… ;O)

  • [10] October 19, 2014 at 1:37pm

    I was positive this guy would be more competent than Hillary. Boy, was I wrong.

    Thank God, he never was elected president.

    They all act like they are from another planet….

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  • [4] October 18, 2014 at 9:56am

    There are reports he is “seething” in private meetings. I think we are VERY close to seeing a disturbing public meltdown from this clown.

    Nothing in his life has prepared him to deal with a situation like this.

    When/if it happens, it may be the turning point. When all the public actually knows who/what we have in the white house – the congress will have no choice but to deal with it.

    They could start by cutting up his credit card and go from there.

    For the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of my country…

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  • [4] October 14, 2014 at 8:21am

    I often wondered that myself. However, Comrade Obola does not allow such suggestions that make any sense.

    It’s off to re-education camp for you…

  • [5] October 13, 2014 at 9:17pm

    Looks like she had the nose for it…

  • [1] October 13, 2014 at 9:13pm

    Sometimes, when they see them close up, they put the bag back on….

    Borat tried this with Pamela Anderson.

    It didn’t last.

  • [7] October 13, 2014 at 8:05pm

    My cousin swallowed a Buffalo Nickel once.

    She had more Indian in her than Comrade Warren…

  • [2] October 13, 2014 at 6:42pm

    It’s sad to see such disrespect here for someone of Native American heritage.

    Especially on the day we celebrate the white man coming here to kill all the Indians and take their land….


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  • [170] October 13, 2014 at 6:38pm

    The pResident walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

    The bartender says: “That’s cool! Does he talk?”

    The parrot says: “Not without a teleprompter.”

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  • [63] October 13, 2014 at 9:14am

    When will people learn?

    “Sure we will do your job. This is not a stock pattern, so there will be a $7500 set-up fee and the shirts will run $35 each in quantity. Special orders of this magnitude require full payment in advance.”

    “Thanks for your inquiry.”

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  • [1] October 11, 2014 at 7:14pm

    Why don’t they just get the information from the NSA? ;O)

  • October 11, 2014 at 9:24am

    Warren also. I think they are punking us… ;O)

  • October 10, 2014 at 3:38pm

    He has a nice grin, ;O)

  • [25] October 10, 2014 at 8:31am

    I read this @ 3 AM and I’m still a little sick in my gut. I wonder if she got what she wanted?

    When Barry disrobes and she notices his B-hole hangs down like an old peacoat sleeve, that may take the edge off. Or not…

    He’s definitely a catcher, not a pitcher. ;O)

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  • [1] October 9, 2014 at 1:44pm

    Eating one now – Great! We have been buying them for the last 5-6 years. Really best eaten fresh & cold. I don’t think they cook as well as a Granny Smith or a Macintosh.

    Almost 2 X the price of some common varieties when bought by the bushel at the orchard. Last weekend these were $30 Bushel vs. Goldens (bought for apple sauce) @ $18.

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  • October 8, 2014 at 7:21pm

    From the wayback machine. Best line ever:

    It’s not her heart Lord its her mind
    She didn’t mean to be unkind
    Why she even woke me up to say goodbye

  • [9] October 7, 2014 at 12:02pm

    This is not a hill you would want to die on. Sorry..

    The conservatives need to focus on the basics. These social issues pushed to the forefront always kill the Republicans with the liberal media in charge. And unfortunately, all most people know is what is spouted under the heading of news.

    And when the right is in power, they never do anything about them anyway.

    The country is on fire. Put it out – before you worry about Bob & Steve or Sue & Mary….

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  • [4] October 6, 2014 at 9:40pm

    Panetta is just “coming out” now to help Killary. He is as bad than the rest.

    Nothing is as it appears in Washington. All smoke & mirrors. Both sides..

  • [1] October 6, 2014 at 4:33pm

    My Chicken, By Pat

    When I was a child we had a chicken named Fuzzy. I got her at Easter as a purple chick. She didn’t stay that color though. She turned white.

    She grew up and I loved that chicken. She was my very best friend.

    One day I came home from school, and Fuzzy was gone. My mother said she was too big and messy to live there anymore, and had to go live on the farm. I was sad. I was sure I could have had her house trained in a few more months.

    That Sunday we had fried chicken. It was delicious. Did my mother feed us Fuzzy? I hope not. ;O(

    I don’t think so, because later on my Mom sent my dog to the farm too. But I don’t remember eating any dog. I read in a book our president ate a dog. I think he made that part up, though. He is really, really good at that.

    This Blaze video made me feel bad. Is Mr Beck a bad man? Why did he tell us this story?

    The End.

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