User Profile: phunkymunkey

phunkymunkey

Member Since: October 19, 2012

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  • January 28, 2014 at 10:03pm

    Zac Bagans!!! I love that show! Almost every episode, someone gets “posessed,” then they get that demon-box thingy out that speaks words in a robot voice, and no matter what it says, Zc will be like: “Wow! The box said the word “the”! Could that mean that this house is haunted by the spirit of The Boogeyman since it has the word “the” in it’s name?”

  • January 28, 2014 at 9:37pm

    i just cant watch anymore. i can’t stand the sound of this lying SOB’s voice – it’s worse than nails down a chalkboard. makes me puke inside my mouth

  • January 14, 2014 at 3:53pm

    Barney Frank fantasizes about getting rubbed at night…

  • January 14, 2014 at 12:44pm

    it has nothing to do with skin color, you fool. It has to do with character and morals, of which Obama (and most all other politicians, for that matter) have none; whether they’re black, white, red, brown, purple, blue, or rainbow-colored makes no bit of difference. Deception and hate are colorblind. Evil is evil, pure and simple.

  • January 14, 2014 at 12:06pm

    Nabuquduriuzhur and the like: are you folks crazy? Murder, rape, psychosis, hallucination from…POT? I barely smoke pot at all anymore-maybe like once every 2yrs or so-but I was an everyday smoker for about 10 years, all the while maintaining a 3.8 GPA in college, both undergrad & grad school, & being a conservative libertarian Christian. I didn’t even decide to stop, it was just a phase I grew out of. I have yet to meet anyone who smoked pot (and wasn’t on other drugs) and did any of these horrible things you suggest. Bad parents are bad parents regardless of weed, & the behaviors that have been described are most certainly due to the use of hard drugs. Find me one person who has prostituted themself to support their pot habit and I’ll give you a million bucks. Yes the drug cartels are evil bastards but POT GANGS? Come on, really? You should get a job at the propaganda factory that created “Reefer Madness.” And no you cannot hallucinate off of weed, either. Furthermore, in comparison to the pharmaceuticals that are practically handed out like candy & the conglomerate of chemicals, additives, & preservatives that make up most of the edible food-like substances in the average person’s diet, marijuana is far less dangerous. I am amazed at the amount of people who clearly have no clue about this.

  • January 14, 2014 at 11:17am

    umm… he was laying down… he couldn’t move because after tasering him and beating him senseless, the fat pigs were smothering him

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  • January 14, 2014 at 9:51am

    And does anyone want to venture a guess at what the jury & media response would have been had this poor man been of a different skin color?

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  • January 14, 2014 at 9:45am

    Wrong- im a 31 yr old female in grad school. These cops & the jury are a disgrace

  • January 14, 2014 at 9:33am

    “The piece of paper is worthless”… Just give obama some time & it’ll be worth more than the U.S. dollar

  • January 13, 2014 at 2:09pm

    if the thugs were smart, they would just become govt workers – they get to take people’s money all the time without the unnecessary hassle of knives

  • June 25, 2013 at 1:19am

    It’s singalong time, everyone! Join me in singing my new song (it goes to the tune of the classic children’s song about a farmer who had a dog named “B-I-N-G-O”!)
    There is a group that preaches hate and islam is their faith-o! I-S-L-A-M, I-S-L-A-M, I-S-L-A-M, and islam is their faith-o!
    They beat their wives and stone the gays, and islam is their faith-o! Mmm-S-L-A-M, mmm-S-L-A-M, mmm-S-L-A-M, and islam is their faith-o!
    They strap their kids with home-made bombs, and islam is their faith-o! Mmm-mmm-L-A-M, mmm-mmm-L-A-M, mmm-mmm-L-A-M, and islam is their faith-o!
    They murder jews and hijack planes, and islam is their faith-o! Mmm-mmm-mmm-A-M, mmm-mmm-mmm-A-M, mmm-mmm-mmm-A-M, and islam is their faith-o!
    Their prophet was a pedophile, and islam is their faith-o! Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-M, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-M, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-M, and islam is their faith-o!
    They’re striving for a Caliphate, and islam is their faith-o! Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, and islam is their faith-o!
    And repeat! Let’s take it a little higher… (key change) Come on, everyone, I can’t hear you! What’s that, Barack? You want to join in with the skin-flute solo? You’ve been taking some lessons from Barney Frank? Take it away!

  • February 3, 2013 at 1:25am

    and who exactly did Newsweek poll to come up with this conclusion? Their remaining 3 subscribers?

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  • January 21, 2013 at 9:50pm

    i just can’t stomach this. did my absolute best to refrain from viewing anything even remotely related to the sheeple worshipping their beloved dictator… must go vomit… btw, i think obastard’s body guards had more than 7 bullets in their guns…

  • January 21, 2013 at 9:41pm

    someone with the balls to express what we are all feeling… :(

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  • January 21, 2013 at 9:40pm

    terminal cancer sometimes can be cured (I guess then it wouldn’t be considered “terminal”…) there seems to be no cure in sight for this egotistical commie dictator from hell

  • January 20, 2013 at 9:23pm

    something i’ve always wondered and never got an answer for: what do atheists say to someone when they sneeze? do they forget their atheism for the moment and say “God bless you,” or do they hold true to their unbelief and say “your higher power of choice will not bless you because said higher power doesn’t exist?” or do they just not say anything?

  • January 15, 2013 at 11:20am

    How much you wanna bet that this reporter will have some sort of “mysterious disappearance” in the near future?

  • January 15, 2013 at 9:58am

    I heard that the aliens were planning on landing there, but decided against it after they received word of the obama administrations atrocities. The EPA required too much paperwork, and their spaceship emitted too much carbon.

  • January 15, 2013 at 2:08am

    Thank goodness my friend was able to post my bail – just got thrown in the slammer for carrying .02 oz. over the legal limit of soda when i was in NY. My lawyer tells me to expect to serve between at least 5-7 years in a maximum security facility because I didnt have a licence to carry a concealed cola… Seems just a tad harsh. 3-4 years i could totally understand- i mean, think of all those impressionable young kids who saw me drinking such an exhorbitant amount of soda, now they’re going to become morbidly obese and one day require richard simmons to knock down a wall and hire a forklift just to get them out if their section-8 housing units. What have i done??!!?! Thanks to my compulsive criminal cola addiction, countless children will stuff their faces with biggie-sized fries and tubs of cherry garcia! I guess i really do deserve the maximum sentence. I can only hope that you readers will learn from my tragic story…

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  • January 11, 2013 at 10:11pm

    You’re in danger!!! You’re in danger!!! They’re POISONING your WATER!!! Do you hear me?? You’re in DAAAAAAAANGERRRRR!!!!!

    In reply to the post Caption that photo!: Alex Jones

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