User Profile: PittsburghAfterDark


Member Since: October 19, 2012


  • [4] January 30, 2016 at 7:06pm

    Obligatory… “He din do ’nuffin.” & “If Obama had a son.”

  • [38] January 29, 2016 at 10:53pm

    Here’s the thing, they’re kids. STFU about the EBT account.

    What happens more often than not is adults claim any kid living in their house as a dependent then get benefits bumped as a result. When the 1st of the month hits they’re frequently selling the EBT benefits for 50 cents on the dollar for cash. You can figure out what they do with the cash.

    The kids then don’t get fed. I’ve seen this over and over again. They try and survive any way they can while the adults in their life are literally taking food money away from them.

  • [16] January 27, 2016 at 10:13pm

    As long as those 17 milkshakes don’t get passed along to Glenn Beck. He sure doesn’t need them these days.

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  • [8] January 27, 2016 at 9:56pm

    Media WHORE.
    Media HOOKER.
    Bought on the CHEAP.

    BIMBO? The way she presents herself in short skirts and low cut tops for more magazine covers than can be counted on your fingers? Subjective.

    How is BLONDE sexist? Is she not BLONDE? Perhaps only her, her husband and hairdresser know.

  • [33] January 25, 2016 at 6:22pm


    I would definitely be a patron of that place. Though in such close quarters I would have hoped 2 guys could have gone 2 for 2.

  • [7] January 20, 2016 at 11:10am

    You’re correct about this.

    Gen Xers were still on the tail end of having to sneak around a Playboy or Penthouse. A select few had one or two VHS or Betamax porns that kept rotating through a circle of friends and that was about it.

    I can’t imagine trying to shelter kids or teenagers with smartphones, tablets and PC’s from porn. No filter in the world can overcome a fly by night or many proxy sites. There are no parental controls for stopping the flow of searched for or desired content. Where there is a will there are 100 ways for a determined teenager to get what they seek.

    Lastly with the 20 year disappearance of music videos from MTV, MTV 2 and VH1 you would be absolutely shocked with what artists put on YouTube that you’ll never see on cable. Frequent comments are, wow, this porn has a really good soundtrack.

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  • [6] January 14, 2016 at 12:41pm

    With a few more Star Wars movies in the pipeline Chewbacca has a full schedule anyways.

  • [144] January 13, 2016 at 2:56pm

    Cops wrong, citizen right.


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  • [32] January 12, 2016 at 11:34pm

    You mean there’s one person in the House that reacts the way the rest of us do?

    Who knew.

  • [1] January 12, 2016 at 6:20am

    If you’re that invested in a single football player and a defeated football team I suggest counseling.

  • [12] December 14, 2015 at 7:01pm

    I was once approached by an apparent homeless man who wanted money for “food”. I was with my girlfriend at the time and we were returning from a family dinner. We had an untouched loaf of fresh bread. Foil wrapped freshly cooked shrimp. Foam container of pasta and a plate of brownies. We offered him all of this and a can of Coke and he turned us down saying “Man I don’t want none of that.”

  • November 24, 2015 at 12:57pm

    Damn, someone beat me to a comment about The Hawk.

  • [4] November 7, 2015 at 10:12pm

    My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
    Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
    And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.
    I’m steppin’ tall, y’all,
    and just like Humpty Dumpty
    you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

  • November 4, 2015 at 7:04pm

    The one question I truly want to see is someone have the stones to ask Hillary if she’s a lesbian.

    I was in Arkansas during the Clinton years and worked in media. Every single reporter that covered the Clintons when they were the state’s first family was completely aware of Bill’s philandering and that Hillary was not into men.

    You couple that with her public chummy relationship with Huma Weiner and duh, the question needs to be asked. When the Anthony scandal broke, that woman said nothing, there was no shame, no support it was like a “Yeah, so? Leave me alone.”

    Do I care that she’s a lesbian? No, not in the least but how the media can truly present Bill and HIll as happily married after the reports of “Energizer” and her 30 million miles traveled as SoS (Yes, inflated on purpose.) just how many nights have they spent together in the past 10 years?

    If every male infidelity in male candidates is 100% fair game for the media, so are Hill’s dalliances.

  • [1] November 3, 2015 at 8:14pm

    Yeah, this is the wise ass winning statement in this thread.

    Congratulations on winning the page!

  • October 28, 2015 at 11:59am

    I can hear her protest chant since she wants to be 100% factually and historically accurate, “Hey, hey, ho, ho black babies have got to go!”

  • [9] October 21, 2015 at 8:33pm

    In this day and age a cop better shoot a subject charging with a knife dead. Otherwise the family files suit, the justice department files suit, the cops get thrown under the bus, stores burn and then cops get shot.

    I have zero empathy or sympathy for anyone approaching a cop with anything remotely resembling deadly force since BLM became an accepted political front. Shoot….. to….. kill.

    Knives don’t get shot out of hands and it is impossible to accurately target moving legs and arms with a side arm. Center mass and head shots when possible.

  • [12] October 20, 2015 at 7:19pm

    How does he explain the fact that Democrats have lost governorships, senate seats, house seats, state legislatures and every single government office down the ticket to dog catcher in states like New Jersey, Maryland and Michigan?

    Where is the follow up?

  • [2] October 9, 2015 at 11:35pm

    The American media: We do what the Soviet media did without the guns to our head.

  • [3] October 9, 2015 at 8:37pm

    Wait, this is clearly racist. If you tried taking bacon, pork ribs or ham away from my black neighbors you’d get a fork in your hand, arm or eye. Depending on where which family member was sitting to you at the table of course.

    Sorry, I’ve never known anyone except for religious reasons, that didn’t love slow roast pork BBQ or ribs. I don’t think such a person exists.

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