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• Caption that photo!: Al Sharpton eating a salad

  May 18, 2013 at 7:25pm

  I’ll bet they wouldn’t give this **** to Jesse.

• N.Y. Man Arrested for Gun Violation in NY — His Offense? Two Extra Bullets

  May 13, 2013 at 6:36pm

  Perry: This wasn’t Bloomie. Thank Mario Cuomunnist for this travesty.

• Grade School Graduation Canceled After Anonymous Complaint About Prayer — and Christian Parents Have a Backup Plan

  May 9, 2013 at 8:01am

  Maybe it should be called “Freedom FROM Religion Foundation” . It certainly doesn’t sound like Freedom OF Religion.

• Dallas Cops Take an Hour to Respond to Armed Robbery — and Wait Until You Hear the Reason Why

  May 8, 2013 at 1:45pm

  An elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

  He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
  He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
  Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available”

  George said, “Okay.”
  He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

  “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both; the dogs are eating them right now,” and he hung up.
  Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the his residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

  One of the Policemen said to him, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
  George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

• There Are More Answers (and Questions) as to the Identity of This Tiny, Alien-Like Skeleton

  May 6, 2013 at 8:04am

  “If Obama had a son…”

• Dem Rep. Admits to TheBlaze She Wants National Gun Registry: ‘It Helps Us Find Them For You’

  May 5, 2013 at 2:12pm

  The words “common sense” and Sheila Jackson Lee should not be used in the same article.

• What’s Your Constitutional IQ? This Popular Game Is on a Mission to Teach ‘Constitutional Literacy’

  April 30, 2013 at 8:17am

  The people who buy from the Marketplace are not the people who need this game.. The great unwashed masses are too busy watching drivel on their tv’s.

• Caption that photo!: Biel and Biden

  April 28, 2013 at 2:03pm

  It’s true. Your double-barrels are bigger than mine.

• Caption that photo!: Biel and Biden

  April 27, 2013 at 9:01am

  Biden: Don’t pull my hand too hard. This chair is the only thing holding me up.

• Bill Maher After Boston Manhunt: ‘This Country Is Becoming a Police State’

  April 27, 2013 at 8:52am

  I’m getting worried. This is the second time I have agreed with Maher in the last three weeks. Something is amiss.