He’s “The Man in the Hat”! AKA, the barbarian that you invited into your country to demonstrate how open minded and wonderful you are. There will be many others. Some with hats, others without. You will continue to let them in so that you can feel good about yourself. They will continue to kill people, but probably not you. That’s the important thing. It won’t be you. Somebody else. Until they become the majority. Then it will be everyone. But not you. Not for now. Just your kids.
 April 9, 2016 at 11:43am
I know it’s not much, but at least ‘ole Willie Lee can’t be a racist.
 March 25, 2016 at 9:06am
Paul Ryan has only had one chance at losing a national election. By all means, let’s give it another shot.
 March 23, 2016 at 8:04pm
But by all means, continue to pay them with welfare. Otherwise, they might get mad and do something drastic.
 March 22, 2016 at 7:43pm
Yes! These inspirational chalk messages are just the thing. If only they could have been used to stop Hitler.
[-2] March 5, 2016 at 5:16pm
This extremely intelligent man (you have to say this for some reason) did not know the difference between the national debt and the deficit, even after having it carefully, and politely, explained. His entire campaign has been a scam to generate a mailing list of well intentioned, stupid donors, as well as a way to increase book sales and speaking fees. Now we have a front runner who is a complete *******. I am done with this party. Done.
 February 28, 2016 at 6:47pm
The suspect lives in a $500K house. The suspect works for the federal government.
February 28, 2016 at 8:06am
Almost every comment about him here is negative, as it should be. How is it that this carnival barker is still winning? I just don’t get it.
 February 14, 2016 at 1:45pm
Could someone please explain what “near existential” actually means?
 February 12, 2016 at 7:31pm
Didn’t know that pagans believed in hell.
 January 31, 2016 at 5:55pm
These “folks” are not Islamic, according to our Theologian-in-Chief.
I'd like to "point out" that finger pointing is the least objectionable part of what Bernie says or does.
 January 24, 2016 at 5:35pm
I’m sure that making it clear to them that “anti-semitism has no place in our country” will do the trick, particularly a country that gassed six million Jews. Maybe that is what is attracting them.
 January 17, 2016 at 3:31pm
“The suspect has been described as a life form, probably carbon-based. The public is asked to report anyone fitting this description to the police.”
 January 16, 2016 at 6:51am
The President of the United States is interviewed by someone named Swoosie and is asked to compare two gangsta rappers. He not only takes the question seriously, but actually has a strong, informed opinion. No dis to Drake, but he’s down with Kendrick. The President of the United States.
January 8, 2016 at 7:40pm
But the Philadelphia Mayor and part-time theologian assures us that it had nothing whatsoever to do with Islam, even though the perp has told us otherwise. It must be very frustrating for these Jihadists to have their motives denied by establishment progressive politicians and
mainstream media. They just can’t get their message across!
January 3, 2016 at 7:47pm
 January 1, 2016 at 5:39pm
No resolutions about becoming a better person. Read more books. Make time for the kids. Learn a new language or play a musical instrument. No. Just more gun control. Pathetic.
[-1] December 31, 2015 at 5:29pm
As global temperatures increase, there is a disparate impact on people-of-more-melanin-than-you, even if the melanin disparity is ever so slight. This can excuse unprovoked violent behavior. Reducing CO2 levels is ultimately the answer. To deny this is to be a denier. Who wants to be that?