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• Why, Exactly, Did the UK Just Vote Down Flying One of Its Own Flags?

  May 15, 2013 at 5:29pm

  The U.K. is a formerly, great country, now hating and destroying itself. They should just all submit to Allah and surrender to the Taliban. The U.K. is PATHETIC.

• Adorable Video Shows Kids’ Faces as They Taste New Foods for the First Time

  May 11, 2013 at 9:10pm

  The little girl in the black dress is soooooooooo CUTE, OH MY GAAAAWD!!! : )

• Jesse Watters Confronts Radical Convicted Cop-Killer Hired by Columbia — and School Security Wasn’t Happy

  May 8, 2013 at 3:22pm

  I’ve been unemployed for a long time, and now I realize why: I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE. Now, though I’ve never trained to be a leftist, college professor, maybe I can still get hired if I just murder enough people. Will some recruiting officer please tell me who to kill, so I can get started on my career as a college professor?

• AK-47-Wielding Gunman Fires 37 Times at Shocked Cops During Routine Traffic Stop

  May 5, 2013 at 8:24pm

  He didn’t aim or advance very well, if he intended to kill the cops. He probably just wanted to commit suicide by cop.

• Will Pantless Female Student Who Dressed Like the Pope While Handing Out Condoms Be Suspended? University Responds to Catholic Anger

  May 2, 2013 at 9:58pm

  She didn’t attack Mohammed or Muslims, so of course it’s perfectly alright with any public school or college. “Investigation” is the public line, before it’s forgotten and buried.

• Christie Lashes Out at Town Hall: ‘Bulls**t’

  May 1, 2013 at 5:31pm

  Chris Christie, should just quit the Republican party NOW, instead of waiting until the last minute like his mentor, Arlen Specter, did, before he tried to run as a Democrat. Chris Christie is just as much of a traitor as Specter was, but he seems stupider in that he didn’t learn the lesson that in order to get re-elected, you must OFFICIALLY betray your party and jump to another ship LONG BEFORE running for re-election. Chris Christie is making such a long, drawn out betrayal and besmirching of his soon-to-be former, party, that a significant number of low-information voters are likely to catch on to his shallow character.

• GOP Rep. Promises ‘Explosive’ Benghazi Hearings Are Coming

  April 27, 2013 at 5:39pm

  “Explosive” Benghazi hearings???? CRAP!!!! I’ll believe it when I see it. Obama got four Americans MURDERED in Libya, while he watched it on TV, did NOTHING TO STOP IT, and spent his viewing time scheming to think up phony excuses for what happened. This was over six months ago, and he got RE-ELECTED, DESPITE GETTING AMERICANS KILLED, and NOW some Republican expects us to believe that REPUBLICANS care about this? They NEVER cared about it and they NEVER WILL. IF THEY HAD TAKEN THIS SERIOUSLY FROM THE START, OVOMIT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN RE-ELECTED.

• Report: Boy Scouts Set to Abolish Gay Ban

  April 20, 2013 at 7:37pm

  NAMBLA has probably been waiting for years to hear that gay boys will be allowed in the Boy Scouts. And it’s just a matter of time before the ban on gay scout masters is lifted, because the pressure is on for that too. EVERYTHING in America these days is oozing with Boy Butter and semen. Eventually, the Boy Scouts will start doing sleepovers in the Castro District, and they’ll start giving out merit badges in mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” and “therapeutic” massage. I can no longer take showers at a public park here in Kona, Hawaii, because the homosexuals won’t stop staring at my penis. JUST IMAGINE BEING A LITTLE BOY, TRAPPED IN THE BOY SCOUTS THAT YOUR LIBERAL MOTHER SENT YOU TO.

• See How Wringing Out a Washcloth in Space Looks Infinitely Cooler With Zero Gravity

  April 20, 2013 at 7:25pm

  I remember reading a book by Apollo 11 astronaut, Michael Collins, where he described how he would like to see a braless woman in space. Imagine the perkiness? Imagine the endless jiggling?

• Texas School Counselor ‘Relieved of All Duties’ Over Shockingly Racist Post After Fertilizer Explosion: ‘Whites…Soon Will Be Wiped from the Earth’

  April 19, 2013 at 2:34pm

  WHY did they fire her? According to modern, pop/Democrat culture, Black people are “incapable” of racism, so she shouldn’t be held to account for her words. According to modern, pop/Democrat culture, White people are the only racists. And since public schools are run by Democrats, there has to be some other reason for her termination. Maybe she’ll appeal to Obama, and he’ll say that, “if he had a sister, she’d look like Karon Wright”.