“What would happen if NO ONE PAID THEIR TAXES APRIL 15TH?”
Unhappily that wouldn’t be an option for the majority of wage earners thanks to mandatory tax withholding. The government merely keeps the money plus issues fines for non-filing.
October 15, 2013 at 9:03pm
Far be it from me to rail against this pun-ishment.
An excellent display of verbal engine-uity.
If I could just spike with an adequate return riposte I might be able to tie it.
I guess that signals that I’ll have to train some more,
Lest I be deemed a crashing bore.
September 23, 2013 at 11:19pm
Re the picture – I was thinking gill slits. After all, she’s a pretty cold fish.
Here’s a little something that arrived in my email today. Off-topic but related:
There once was a Congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor.
Forced from the Hill for acting like Bill,
Now Congress is one weiner leaner.
Moral: “If you tweet your meat, you lose your seat.”
September 23, 2013 at 11:03pm
Let me rephrase that.
Not in Obama’s bizarro world.
“Conservatives believe what they see,
Liberals see what they believe.”
September 23, 2013 at 11:01pm
Not in Obama’s bizarre world.
September 23, 2013 at 10:34pm
Maybe after retiring she’ll move to some other country, like maybe one that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US?
September 21, 2013 at 12:29am
Conspicuously absent from the article was any data regarding size and weight of the pictured “organism” as well as any mention that any DNA or other testing had been done.
Absent that information I call BS on the “discovery”.
Conservatives believe what they see.
Liberals see what they believe.
September 19, 2013 at 6:32pm
Reminds me of a little poem originally citing then Pres. Nixon.
“I’m proud to be an American,
I’m glad that I am free.
I wish I was a little dog
And Obama was a tree.”
September 18, 2013 at 9:41pm
One wonders why he repeatedly used the word “budget”. As best as I can recall the US government hasn’t had a budget in at least the past 4 years, nor has there been, to the best of my knowledge, any budget written / submitted for the upcoming year. (I could be wrong – miracles still happen.)
A – Every previous budget the president submitted was vetoed by 100% of the Congressional Democrats plus Republicans.
B – The Democrat controlled Senate has not submitted a budget in the past 4 years, in violation of the Constitutional requirement.
C – Sen. Harry Reid has refused to let any budget passed by the House of Representatives come to the Senate floor for a vote, or even be discussed / debated.
Sen. Reid’s apparent motto – “Budget? We don’t need no steenking budget !”
September 18, 2013 at 7:39pm
I’ll second that. I’m a little north of Albany NY and my heat ( set at 62 ) came on a couple nights in late AUGUST ! Other than a few hot nights in July didn’t need any AC all summer, just a window fan.
On the other hand, thanks to the 0.0034% increased atmospheric CO2, the blackberry bushes in the vacant lot next door had a bumper crop this year, which went into the freezer to enjoy in December – yum. :-)
CO2 + H2O + photosynthesis = plant food.
BTW, what are all the global warming alarmists doing about the de-foresting of the Amazon River basin, informally known as “the world’s air purifier”? All that almost bare land is allowing tons of “deadly” CO2 to remain in the atmosphere. Have they done anything other than expel tons of verbal flatulence while raking in the “research” grants?
Methinks – ’tis a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
August 31, 2013 at 2:34pm
Yo, Preezy !
Can I have some syrup with those waffles?
July 15, 2013 at 8:27pm
With all due respect, I believe you misunderstood or misinterpreted Juniemoon’s posting.
The person I see speaking appears to be a SAVED daughter of Abraham, aka a Messianic Jew or a “completed” Jew i.e. one who believes that Jesus is the ONE AND ONLY Savior and that a person comes to Him by faith alone, apart from personal works of righteousness or keeping of the Law of Moses. Note her statement –
“Torah ( old testament) portions on Sabbath (Sat) shows you the shadow of Messiah all through it. It shows you exactly why you should believe in him and that he was the sacrificial lamb, ( The blood of Christ cleanses from all sin) the only pathway to salvation.( ..no man comes to the Father, but by me.) ”
Words in ( ) were added for emphasis / clarification.
That sounds pretty much like solid Christian doctrine to me.
I think you may have overlooked where she said ” It will be one of those, probably the Feast of Trumpets that he returns. No one knows the day or the hour,” While she didn’t use the specific word “rapture” she is obviously referring to it. I don’t believe any of the cults you accused her of belonging to hold that teaching.
So, if you are a believer, you may want to consider making an apology for hastily and wrongly accusing a sister in the Lord.
July 14, 2013 at 8:13pm
Consider this – when your crimes are many and varied you don’t always cover all your tracks sufficiently.
They didn’t get Al Capone for racketeering but for income tax evasion.
King Barry is not as “Teflon-coated” as was slick Willie Clinton and his attitude has been more brazen and “in your face”.
His time is running out……..
May 30, 2013 at 6:37pm
FOX was invited and initially accepted, but later declined to attend.
Smart move, I say. One can envision Holder announcing something “major” but off the record which is later “leaked”. Who knows, given the character of this administration and its toadies, but that “evidence” had already been planted which would incriminate FOX as the leak source.
Just todays conspiracy theory. :-)
All serious comments will be respected, all flames will be graciously ignored.
May 30, 2013 at 5:40pm
Waahh !!! No Fair !! The Buddhists hit us back.
May 30, 2013 at 5:33pm
Just wondering — does Mars have an atmosphere with sufficient oxygen to support carbon-based life such as is found on Earth?
If not, we must assume there must be life-forms based on other elements such as silicon, iron, etc. if this is indeed a living creature.
Just think, this could be the inter-planetary equivalent of the amoeba -> human “missing links” so ardently sought after by evolutionists – a totally alien life-form spontaneously generating independently and flourishing in a (presumed) hostile environment. If true, this would be the biological bomb-shell of the ages, hard proof to debunk the Creationist “myth”.
Or maybe it’s just some semi-melted and solidified meteoric debris, hence the curved “legs”.
BTW, all flames graciously ignored by the author.
May 18, 2013 at 2:35pm
@ The Monk
Tune is ‘Buffalo Gals’.
Buffalo gals, won’t you come out tonight,come out tonight, come out tonight?
Bufalo gals, won’t you come out tonight and dance by the light of the moon?
December 30, 2012 at 3:18pm
@ Beckett Adams
Nice catch with the “Lou Reed and Nico” caption. Wonder how many readers got it? Nice to see a few folks still remember The Velvet Underground. That album cover certainly had “a peel”. :-)