God and an evolutionist were standing together debating evolution. God and the evolutionist agreed that man was made of earth and water. So God took his water and the earth and created a man. The evolutionist said I can do that too, so he started to get the earth and the water together and God said hold on get your own water and earth.
You need to stop drinking water with fluoride in it!
haha love it
Here is anecdote about how I don't understand science.
Well, Luc, if you learned a lot of the things on creation sites, at the Museum, etc. you might start to understand science. :)
(Yes, I know what you -thought- you meant. :P)
June 11, 2013 at 12:34pm
Sirhan Sirhan needs prayer. Maybe someday he will be a mighty preacher of God and His Son Jesus Christ.
May 31, 2013 at 12:53pm
What ever your religion, race, etc. we should use this forum to talk about ourselves. Here is an old joke from a Doonesberry comic:
Mother: I just finished speaking to a very nice colored lady.
> Steve: Mom, you can’t call them that anymore.
> Mother: You mean I need to stop donating to the NAACP?
> Steve: Mother!
> Mother: OK, she was a very nice ***** lady.
> Steve: Mom, you’re baiting me.
> Mother: Oh, you mean I need to stop my donations to the United *****
> College Fund?
> Steve: Mom, come on.
> Mother: Well if I can’t call them colored people and I can’t call them
Negros then what can I call them?
> Steve: The correct term is people of color.
> Mother: People of color. People of color. People of color.
Yes they did - but funny how they missed November Echo Golf Romeo Oscar Sierra. Proves they use a software censor with a list of words. This isn't any human interface of bias and opinion (unless you count the programmer of the list).
Let's check, do they censor Negro and Negros both.
May 20, 2013 at 12:23pm
An Oklahoma resident. Hey thanks to everyone for your prayers. Please keep praying for those that have lost so much and continue to pray for us today as more storms are heading our way.
May 15, 2013 at 4:52pm
Education is the key. Everyone needs to understand how the Liberals make a living. We need Conservatives to go everywhere and help educate people. It is not pandering, itis education. We all need to understand how Big Government hurts us all. We need to get everybody on board. Times are hard for everyone.
May 15, 2013 at 4:38pm
Did you ever see that Doonsebery Cartoon where he said United ***** College Fund, National Advancement for Colored People, etc.it was funny. Ohh and by the way blaze I am African American :) so you don’t have to censor ***** because I am allowed to use it:)
May 13, 2013 at 1:37pm
Never seen the show, although I am attending a church of Christ. Spreading the Word? Just glad to hear someone is on TV praying. Oh and by the way, “In JESUS name AMEN!” We say that a lot at church, it kind of goes with the territory.
May 13, 2013 at 1:33pm
Never seen the show, but I do attend a church of Christ. Spreading the Word? I hope so. Just hearing someone saying a prayer on TV is refreshing. Oh and and by the way,
“In JESUS name AMEN!” We say that at church a lot.
May 10, 2013 at 9:18am
Can anyone really stop you from praying? Do you have to close your eyes to pray, bow your head, stand in the front of the room, be in a church, synogoue, or mosque? Do you have to say “let us pray” before statrting a prayer? People of God, do not let these silly people stop you from doing what you know is the correct thing to do. I will pray for you parents and the students and even the people who stand against you. No interpretation of the Constitution will stop me. Amen!
Can anyone really stop you from praying? Do you have to close your eyes to pray, bow your head, stand in the front of the room, be in a church, synogoue, or mosque? Do you have to say "let us pray" before statrting a prayer? People of God, do not let these silly people stop you from doing what you know is the correct thing to do. I will pray for you parents and the students and even the people who stand against you. No interpretation of the Constitution will stop me. Amen!
April 2, 2013 at 12:25pm
Wow, That is all I can say.
March 25, 2013 at 3:18pm
Rights? You want to select someone to pull the plug when you are on your death bed? I don’t care who you select. You want to select a person that can’t testify against you in court? I don’t care who you select. You want to select someone to be the person your employer deems the recepient of your health benefits? I don’t care who you select. Do you get where I am going here? But I will never except same sex marriages. The government needs to prudent but I am sure they can work this out. One more important thing here, these people you select do not have to be a gay partner. This is something everyone should be able to do. Don’t debate here about religion since it seems most of you are not totally up on the subject. Christainity is very clear on the issue, Old Testament and New Testament. Jesus stated in the New Testament, that from the beginning that mariage is to be between a man and a woman..
Not to mention No Religion or Society in human History has ever sanctioned Same Sex marriage.
October 10, 2012 at 10:45am
I love this ad. Now before you get all upset, I am not an Obama supporter. I just think it is a cool ad. What better way to take the spotlight off of yourself. WHo cares about the economy, the Middle East, gas prices, etc. Big Bird needs to be saved from us evil right wingers.
August 2, 2012 at 8:40am
Mr Smith needs to stick to reporting the news, i don’t care what he is. Went to CFA, met some good people, had some good conversations, no one spoke about gays or anything like that, just there to support free speech. No negativity at all, good family atmosphere. Let’s see if that is the case on Friday.