“There are still some people who use a BlackBerry?”
(circle around the device in the left hand of the lady closest to the door)
March 8, 2013 at 10:31am
“I look down on ALL politicians with contempt and disgust. That way if they surprise you it will be a pleasant one.”
February 24, 2013 at 11:11am
Actually this can be an effective way of preparing young skulls full of mush for a life of mere existence under a socialist tyranny.
They learn to expect something promised to them, and then oops, sorry, not gonna happen.
February 9, 2013 at 2:08pm
Wait, I got that wrong; his arms are way too beefy.
But then, maybe that’s part of the scheme to mock them both.
February 9, 2013 at 2:06pm
His arms are too skinny and her hips are too narrow.
Wait, I got that wrong; his arms are way too beefy.
But then, maybe that's part of the scheme to mock them both.
January 5, 2013 at 8:58pm
These are the type of ‘gun stories’ that need to be amplified in the mid-stream media.
January 5, 2013 at 1:40pm
I’m glad to see he was wearing his safety glasses.
December 29, 2012 at 1:28pm
It looks like the low-calorie version of the C-130.
December 25, 2012 at 1:01pm
Pelosi’s smiling like a horse that just ate a tablespoon of peanut butter.
Never a good sign.
December 15, 2012 at 12:39pm
Harry Full-of-baloney sounds like the droid in Jabba the Hut’s palace that assigns duties to the newly captured incomig droids as they are fitted with restraining bolts.
December 6, 2012 at 4:08pm
Looks like they’re eating rather well in Brazil.
December 2, 2012 at 7:28pm
That little girl was distracted for only a second and that’s all the time Flipper needed.
And by the way, mom’s a liar saying they weren’t going to show it to anybody, and here we are checking it out on the internet.
December 1, 2012 at 3:40pm
Don’t you just love the indignation from these sock puppets over not being informed about this before hand just so they don’t look rediculous?
September 3, 2012 at 9:01pm
One book written by about different 40 men as a collection of 66 books and letters, over a period of about 1500 years, in three original different languages, and with all of those variables from the opening of Genesis to the closing of Revelation there is one continuous train of thought of the account of man willingly falling out of fellowship with God, and God working to restore that broken fellowship, with glorious redemption as interest on top of it all.
Human origin or divine?
I go with divine.
Uh, . . .SO very human. Biblical ideology isn't like it is unique. And when it is a certain religion, why would you find it "unlikely" that the religion in question would continue with specific themes?
August 31, 2012 at 12:08am
Sounds like the atheist party had to take a NAP(badumbissshhhh……[boooooo!]).
August 19, 2012 at 6:42pm
Absolutely no VAT!
The problem with the tax code IS THE TAX CODE! It needs to be thrown in its entirety and replaced with with the FairTax.
The sooner the better.
July 21, 2012 at 1:41pm
I have a visualization in my head of those boys pounding him into a puddle of salsa.
July 14, 2012 at 8:06pm
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!!
July 7, 2012 at 2:31pm
Take the Bible as a whole and you got a collection of 66 books (except Maccabees) written by about 40 different men over a period of about 1500 years in 3 different original languages, and out of all of those variables is one continuous train of thought of man willingly falling out of fellowship with God, and God working to restore that fellowship with man and the Paradise in which he will dwell.
A literary work of this magnitude can only be inspired by divine origin.
Stupid articles such as this serve only to attempt to diminish the grandeur and majesty of what the Bible truly is, the repository of the knowledge of salvation for mankind, but in the end they only fail.
The Bible is the worst book of HATE ever written! For those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you.
You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that.
Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.
The Bible is clearly the work of primitive men, many of whom were insane. Anyone with common sense can see that. Exodus 21:20-21 alone is enough to prove it. When people insist that the Bible is the word of God, we should ignore them and exclude them from public discourse. It's a free country, and people have a right to their superstitions in the privacy of their own homes. But no one is required to take them seriously in a public forum.
July 2, 2012 at 11:34pm
“How ya doing young man? Come on in and have a seat a the kitchen table and, um, tell me a little bit about yourself. Oh these, these are just the broad tips for my compound bow–I like to keep them razor sharp. Now, you were saying…”