User Profile: Sargeking


Member Since: March 03, 2013


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  • January 25, 2015 at 4:17pm

    I’m just getting warmed up.

    Chris Christie has such a fat gut, you could build a homeless shelter from the lint in his belly button and house half his constituency.

    When I was a tiny toddler, my mother said that I was the most smiling baby she ever saw. In comparison, Christie’s mom was nonplussed, as it were. He was so ugly his face broke the picture of the Gerber baby on the jar!

  • [2] January 25, 2015 at 4:10pm

    db: That’s exactly what I was getting at. Good spot!

  • January 25, 2015 at 3:59pm

    Here I thought that “Marmaduke” was a Great Dane in a comic strip? Oops! My bad!

  • [2] January 25, 2015 at 3:54pm

    Sars: I’m really surprised about the “Selma” numbers. I wonder who bought most of their tickets? I mean, was it another blackmail threat from the Rev. Al at the Hollywood Left?

  • [2] January 25, 2015 at 3:47pm

    East: They also make the fries from a spillover into the bag that I never scrounge for, like in Mickey D’s bag. In fact, what they call “fries” is an insult. even to the French. Who were wearing loin cloths when the Italians defeated Gaul and later taught the old Normans how to cook (barely, which is what their restaurant servings amount to, as it were).

  • January 25, 2015 at 3:38pm

    teddy: Well that squares it from the Libs. Wouldn’t they call that an extended “tax on the rich?” Or do you think only poor people own B.K. franchises? Not to mention that I’m all bent out of shape for some guy that owns another 37 other stores over his big $1,000 loss? Although, in no way could I be more concerned than you. LOL

  • [6] January 25, 2015 at 3:31pm

    No one as yet has hit on another important topic but I hope this isn’t the last great work from the only true legend of Hollywood today, Mr. Clint Eastwood? He’s given America and the world so many life values in the movie arts. May he live and thrive well into the next 20 years (or by some miracle, even longer). God Bless Mr. Clint Eastwood!

    In reply to the story 'American Sniper' Tops $200 Million

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  • January 25, 2015 at 3:24pm

    matt: I know you’re kidding because we both know what a $15.00 an hour minimum wage will do. The managers all work on salary and Burger King would layoff the rank and file workers and add a half dozen “Assistant Managers” at the current minimum wage, couching it in “salary” pay-speak. There’s nothing the Marxists in Washington can do about that. Na-Da. Burger King will “have it their way!”

  • January 25, 2015 at 3:15pm

    I know who Mr. Cheeseburger is.
    “Look! Up in the sky! It’s a blimp! It’s a ‘Sandy Hurricane’ spitting mounds and mounds of federal cash onto the Jersey shore! It’s Fatso Christie, King of the RINOS who embraces Obama in a hug and wraps his arms around Obamacare, not missing a beat to betray, insult, and to wear Big Man’s pants hiding a little boys lost weenie! And who, disguised as a mild mannered leader in a stinking arm pit called New Jersey, hides behind the tall parapets of city hall, grilling tons of Kobe steak cheeseburgers (at $658.00 per pound), just in case his hero Presidente’ Obama returns for one more kiss!”

  • [8] January 25, 2015 at 3:02pm

    Okay, but I’d like to see the box office comparison to “Selma?” LOL

    In reply to the story 'American Sniper' Tops $200 Million

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  • [2] January 25, 2015 at 2:52pm

    Frankly speaking, and I know I’ll take some hard lip for it, but under this horrific Obama Economy; I would have kept the money and given it away to homeless people on the street.

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  • [5] January 25, 2015 at 2:08pm

    John: I have also posted that Obama, as a supposed Constitutional expert, has never once called America a “Representative Republic.” He always refers to our nation as a Democracy, of which there’s a big difference. I’ve also posted that historians not yet born will one day write their graduation thesis on the total fraud Obama truly is, all across the board. Even with that, in the near future much of the Obama legacy will be exposed as a Marxist undercurrent of treason. Totally against America, that has given him everything and more!

  • January 25, 2015 at 1:53pm

    farm: Since you asked, in your usual rude fashion; I have 15 published works (on Amazon e-books). Most are also on file with the Library of Congress. Ever hear of it? I don’t publish my titles on the Forum because that would amount to spam.

    That’s more up a Libs alley, as it were. There’s two obvious universal truths. I don’t need your approval to sell books or to be happy. Anyway, thanks for your interest.

    In closing for now, if you liked my “Shillary” description, look for my “Fatso” Christie observations. (Just a small taste). Before I ever saw him, I didn’t know they made pants that big! Or, he doesn’t just love cheeseburgers. He is a cheeseburger!

  • [1] January 25, 2015 at 1:29pm

    Steel: Besides me, to whom do you refer? LOL

  • January 25, 2015 at 1:21pm

    poly: You think that’s something? I lived through the days of “Beatle Mania”, where almost every business in the world was scamming the bands popularity. I even recall a tire store sign advertising, “Beatles! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! LOL

  • [3] January 25, 2015 at 1:17pm

    solo: I would add that when the Pats win the Super Bowl, Nye won’t get an invitation to the victory party. Unless it’s as a restroom attendant handing out towels to real men? LOL

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  • [7] January 25, 2015 at 1:02pm

    blink: You mean when he couldn’t get a real job as an engineer, he went into the media? You want to square that? He never has! LOL

  • [1] January 25, 2015 at 12:56pm

    Dud: Good one! I have a report from professional auto racing. Indy and NASCAR drivers have filed a lawsuit against Danica Patrick for only weighing in at 105 lbs, as an unfair advantage in qualifications.

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  • [4] January 25, 2015 at 12:51pm

    EVAN: One more thought. This one on Uncle Joe. Recall the story the other day that supposedly someone drove through his home neighborhood and fired some shots? Today we don’t know if they were fireworks or what? Anyway, I have the best advice for V.P. Biden. In fact, it’s his very own advice to America.

    “You need some self defense? Just get a shotgun. Fire down from the balcony or through the door.”

    Honest to God Almighty, I’m a writer and even I couldn’t make this stuff up! LOL

  • [13] January 25, 2015 at 12:47pm

    EVAN: When Obama enters any room with other people inside, he’s the most unqualified person there.” Rush Limbaugh

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