Not possible as his mass would suck it into that black hole he has for a mouth. He has the only black hole in the universe that is capable of sucking in any food item that comes whizzing by yet is able to spew out garbage at the same time.
 October 11, 2014 at 5:23pm
Hey there PUNX, “innocent until proven guilty” is a criminal-trial construct. Get informed. Let me ask you:
If you are attacked by, oh, say, your nextdoor neighbor, and you know it is, in fact, your nextdoor neighbor, because, you know him and you recognized him. Do you then call the police and say “Hey, policeman, I just got attacked by my nextdoor neighbor … allegedly..you know, I can’t say he really did it, you know, ’cause innocent until proven guilty and stuff. But can you come and sort of arrest him or something?”
What an idiot.
Actually I think he’s had some ‘work’ done, and apparently it didn’t go too well.,,,(see Mickey Roark…or however he spells it). Of course alcohol abuse will do the trick too. Constipation, however, is a passing problem. (pun intended)
May 30, 2014 at 12:44pm
Actually, Gonzo, asteroids are the greater danger to all mankind.
May 21, 2014 at 7:05pm
And NO FAPPING allowed kiddo. Bad on the eyes, ya know.
 April 25, 2014 at 4:02pm
“We don’t know the whole story. All we know is a dog got shot. If I was police officer and a dog was coming at me…yeah…I would have put down also>”
Um, okay, Officer Rice….But exactly how would you shot a dog that was coming at you in the back of the head? Just askin’.
April 9, 2014 at 3:20pm
I totally agree with XdXr. Applause, um, okay I guess. Whistling: Oh, Hell. No.
Ooops....seems I was wrong about their support for the O-taint. I retract my comment....or perhaps the Blaze's Stephen Bryer word cop will do it for me.
April 3, 2014 at 3:10pm
Foobared, where’s my participation award? I got my beret (a lovely shade of purple, if I may say so myself….would you like a selfie?) But I demand my P.A. before I embrace anything…let alone ‘the suck.’
April 3, 2014 at 3:05pm
You mean like Marty Feldman? (Eyegor)
April 3, 2014 at 12:46pm
I was thinking more along the lines of a beret.
April 3, 2014 at 11:49am
Umeruh…I’d be so happy to answer your question, but first I’ll need a credit card number with your SS# and two reputable references. ‘k?
February 24, 2014 at 9:35am
No way! They were way too good looking to have spent all the time alone and practicing their cellos…or celli… to get that good. Also, this is my problem with rock or heavy metal or whatever the hell that was: It’s too damn repetitious…change the key occasionally…it gets hard to take after awhile. Take a lesson from the great classical composers: they knew how to go from one tonality to another so as to make the music, at least,
interesting. This stuff just gets tedious.
February 16, 2014 at 1:31pm
Yeah, Skippy, umm, college classes do take roll, but I’ve never heard of one searching a student’s room because of chronic absenteeism. He probably just started to stink up the joint after a day or two,
hmmmm Price of - according to the link you posted, seems the deceased was a Germanic Studies major (what exactly is that) perhaps he realized his job prospects would be less than nil if he completed the degree and then realized the vast debt he had incurred for no good reason.......