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Father Dies After He ‘Begged for His Life’ While Cops Struck Him With Batons — Cellphone Videos Seized

May 13, 2013 at 3:44pm

What is going on in the People’s Democratic Republic of California?! The police can snatch babies, kill people, demand all video footage (in violation of the First Amendment’s Press clause)… Oh where is that earthquake that was supposed to drop it into the sea?
‘Chop, Chop, Chop’: Norwegian Teen Revives Terrifying Knife ‘Game’ on YouTube With This Video (Can You Stand to Watch?)

March 4, 2013 at 10:34am

Hide the cutlery….!

Remember this scene in Aliens?
The Latest in the Obama Vs. Fly Saga: Large Fly Lands Defiantly on President’s Forehead

January 25, 2013 at 4:34pm

Lord of the Flies….
Terrorism Center at West Point Warns Against Danger of American Limited-Government Activists and ‘Far Right’

January 18, 2013 at 8:36pm

That’s it. Time to close West Point. Worst officers I ever had to work with and now the Constitution is the enemy? Buh-bye.
Piers Morgan: Both the Bible and U.S. Constitution Are ‘Inherently Flawed’ and Need to Be Amended

December 28, 2012 at 9:04am

Piers, let me see your United States passport – oh wait… Don’t like it? Leave!
Mich. Mayor Called Bow Hunters ‘Predators’ for Killing Deer, Wants Judge to ‘Inflict the Maximum Fine’ and Jail Time

December 27, 2012 at 6:18pm

First, these guys should NOT be hunting where it is illegal.

That said, when did we start puting the rights of animals ahead of human beings? Oh wait – spotted owls, snails, desert tortoises, got it. This is all Agenda 21 crap worming its way in.

And furthermore, the previous statement that their right to an impartial jury and fair trial has been blown by the mayor.

Sick world we live in.
Philadelphia Mayor: NRA’s Idea to Have Armed Officials at Schools a ‘Completely Dumbass Idea’

December 26, 2012 at 4:42pm

Glad I already had the opportunity to visit Philly years ago. Thanks to big genius thinkers like Mayor Nuttier (misspelled intentionally) I will not be back.

How absurd! Rather than arm grown adults who have supposedly been vetted, he’d rather take away everyone else’s right to self defense? Wasn’t it… yes, yes it WAS his city wherein the Constitution was written and signed. He ought to take a walk down to Independence Hall sometime and reflect upon what was done there in 1776 and 1787 before insisting its principles are “dumbass idea[s].”
This Is How the U.S. Government ‘Tracks’ Santa Claus Every Year

December 24, 2012 at 3:04pm

This is something I can say I am proud for my tax dollars to fund. It is very difficult to find any joy in life sometimes, but Santa always reminds me that Christmas is bigger than me and my problems. I will alwys cherish the picture of Santa worshipping at the manger; keeps it all in perspective.

I have one kid left who believes (much to the chagrin and rolling eyes of her older siblings), and that special joy I get from playing the fat guy (although I am now there myself after retirment from the Army) for her makes it all worthwhile.

Kudos, NORAD, RCAF, and USAF!

Uh, by the way, it’s Donder, not Donner, according to the original printing of his name in “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clarke Moore.
See the Letter Sent to a Gov’t Employee Reprimanding Him for His…’Uncontrollable Flatulence’

December 24, 2012 at 11:21am

In reply to SDAJumpmaster.

Bureaucracy always allows for this kind of waste. Think of how much money we’d have for retirement if we didn’t waste it first in Social Security at all, then in the bureacracy that administrates it…!

When I was in the Army we had a rating system for flatulence, none of which involved a written reprimand…
See the Letter Sent to a Gov’t Employee Reprimanding Him for His…’Uncontrollable Flatulence’

December 24, 2012 at 10:45am

Glad to know my taxes are allowing employees to be paid for countings farts. There simply MUST be a punchline in this somewhwere, but frankly it angers me that we are paying people with nothing better to do than make note of the times a fellow employee passes gas.

Does this count SBDs or is this only the audible record?

I want to see the reprimand for wasting tax dollars counting farts, the reprimand for writing reprimands on my dime for such silliness, and the reprimand for said reprimand.