One day I was out shoveling snow. The neighbors across the street had a pit bull at the time. I had never met him. He managed to get over their fence and charged me. He jumped on me, knocking me over, and proceeded to lick my face. Then we played in the snow for a while. Glad I didn’t hit him with the shovel.
 July 22, 2015 at 7:34pm
I think if someone calls me ze or hir, I might knock him on his tail.
 June 22, 2015 at 6:28am
Remember with Obama they always lined up photos of him so that he had a halo. Definitely intentional.
Isn't Stryper the band that was caught doing lines in a nightclub?
 May 21, 2015 at 7:24am
Can someone tell me how to avoid having to watch a movie preview EVERY TIME I try to go to a Blaze story? I use Firefox w/ Ghostery. I will check here for tips throughout the day and if I don’t find a way to stop it, I will stop coming to the Blaze.
You need a solar, off grid, dark web hook up for der blaze. It's better though, only like 2 dozen trackers now as opposed to 80-90 before. Mobile use is still heinous though. It's like someone at der blaze wants a lot of traffic to go to Breitbart instead.
May 11, 2015 at 7:28pm
airball! airball! airball!…
 April 2, 2015 at 8:11am
If only there was a way to tell between who will and who won’t cater a gay wedding. I know, all the people who WILL should get special tattoos on the right hands or foreheads…
 March 2, 2015 at 8:06am
Same here AJAYW. I also have an extremely rare disease that involves overproduction of white blood cells which then attack random organs. The cause of this is not known, but has proven to not be communicable. White blood cells… vaccines… math isn’t hard to do there.
 February 26, 2015 at 7:42am
“Residents of a Dutch town who dare to venture out at night are arming themselves for protection against a rouge predator.” So the bird is stealing makeup?
[-1] January 31, 2015 at 10:04am
Nice name for the Imam. He wants to Mouth your Back-hatch!
 October 14, 2014 at 7:57pm
I believe the up-tick in young hires is because companies are laying off the older workers and hiring the young ones in at lower salaries.
 September 24, 2014 at 8:35am
If it took a Carter to get a Reagan, then I suspect Jesus will be here within a couple of years.
This is my new, positive thought for the day. Thanks.
Hope and change!
 August 13, 2014 at 9:09am
It’s Proverbs 27:17…. KJV here:
17 Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
 July 26, 2014 at 7:19am
Sheriff should put all but a couple of the illegals in solitary, leaving 2 in gen pop. Give those two steak, lobster, etc… for meals, in front of the other inmates. Eventually those 2 will be dealt with by the rest of the inmates. Then you bring 2 more illegals out of solitary into gen pop. Same thing. It’ll work itself out over time.
 July 25, 2014 at 10:02am
BEST ANALOGY EVER! Wish I could give multiple thumbs-up!
May 30, 2014 at 12:36pm
Hildo wants people to believe that she never said that thing we keep seeing video and hearing audio of?
Ad Block Plus is your friend:
May 19, 2014 at 7:25am
Hey Nigel, try Red Gold as an alternative to Heinz.
May 19, 2014 at 7:19am
Reminds me of back in the day when I was living in Cook County, IL. We found a baby Cardinal in the back yard with a broken leg; his dad was flying around trying to protect him. Of course it was on a Sunday, so we couldn’t get ahold of any rehabbers. We got ahold of I think it was the Animal Welfare League in a nearby suburb, they told us to bring the bird in, we did, and they were going to put it down. We took the bird back and left, and they threatened to call the police on us because Cardinals are protected in IL (so… arrest the people trying to save the protected bird). One of my wife’s co-workers at the time – her dad was a rehabber but they were out of town until the next day. We put the bird in a safe spot, but then sure enough, local police showed up and threatened us with arrest if we did not hand over the bird. They took it back to the shelter and it was euthanized. Such a backwards state. Oh… also, for what it’s worth, one of the cops had his name tag on upside-down. That’s about the only humorous part of that story. So glad we escaped that vile state.