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• Meteorologist Loses It After Cracking This Joke on Live TV

  May 9, 2013 at 6:27pm

  You’d think he could have mixed in a “scattered showers” comment. Perhaps something about “sprinkles in some backyards”?

  …I’ll see myself to the door.

• Obama to College Students: ‘Reject These Voices’ That Warn of Big Government & Tyranny

  May 5, 2013 at 7:23pm

  “I dare you to do better”, said ‘Life of Julia’, ‘Obamacare’ and ‘State-Run College Loans’ creator Barack Obama.

  …amazing.

• Al Jazeera Is Opening a Detroit Bureau, and Reportedly Planning a Bunch More

  May 3, 2013 at 3:44am

  Detroit, Beirut?

  …they should feel right at home.

• Can You Catch the Controversial Photoshop in This Voter Fraud Mailer?

  April 24, 2013 at 9:41am

  In reply to Draugr.

  I agree, wholeheartedly. This is an ignorant mistake by all parties involved. When you’re caught manipulating stock photos, admit it and let the chips fall where they may.

  I’ve seen many posts on here about “how Progressives/Democrats do it”, and I don’t care how ANY manipulator does or doesn’t do it. Wrong is wrong and manipulation is manipulation.

  …many people posting are missing this LARGE point. While getting voter fraud out of the system is HUGE, I will not abide being manipulated by anyone, in any form.

• NY Teacher Who Asked Students to ‘Argue That Jews Are Evil’ Reportedly Put on Leave

  April 13, 2013 at 6:17pm

  In reply to mscaptbilly.

  I enjoyed reading these replies. Motive and character are central to the outcome in any case. Instant, knee-jerk reactions without understanding a larger picture can be likened to the firing of the ESPN employee because of the “***** in the Armor” headline.

  I don’t trust teachers’ unions, but I’ll reserve judgement about the teacher.

• Caption that photo!: Kim and co.

  April 13, 2013 at 4:34pm

  When the power went out for the seventh time, the band knew Dear Leader wouldn’t be up to playing “Pour Some Sugar on Me”.

• Paul Krugman sometimes drinks enough wine to where it ‘would not be a good idea to drive’

  February 14, 2013 at 9:20am

  In other non-surprising news:
  -Bill Mahr does enough coke to where it would not be a good idea to interrupt him.
  -Barney Frank does enough amyl nitrate to where it would not be a good idea to open doors.
  -John Conyers smokes enough weed to where it would not be a good idea to put legislation in front of him.
  -Nanci Pelosi does enough acid to think she’s making sense.
  -Harry Reid does enough heroin to where it would not be a good idea to let him speak on the Senate floor.
  -Debbie Wasserman Schultz does enough mushrooms to, well, make her sound like Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
  -Andrew Sullivan pops enough speed to where he over-reacts to everything like “Beavis”; “Are You Threatening Me?!?”
  -Marc Lamont Hill, well he’s just a racist jackass.

  This has been “News That is not News”. Tune in next week to find out why Chuck Schumer likes playgrounds.

  -The Self-Proclaimed Voice of Truth and Reason,
  -Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

• Caption that photo!: Chris Christie

  February 9, 2013 at 12:30am

  In reply to Rman3.

  ^-For The Win-^

  You could overdub that entire interview with “British Nature-Host” explaining the interactions.

  …” ‘Neutice’ how the ‘ROYNO’ ‘apprewches’ its newly ‘ullied’ ‘adversry’. “

• Caption that photo!: Joe Biden’s water gun

  February 3, 2013 at 12:18am

  Joe Biden was arrested and released today, after police found an illegal pistol-style grip and a banned 12oz reservoir on his SoakMaster WR-47. White House Spokesboy Skippy Carney said, of the incident: “He will not be prosecuted. He did nothing wrong.”

  Former Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was quoted, on “The View” as saying: “I’m not a water-gunman, nor a pervert, so I have no comment”.

• Caption that photo!: Joe Biden’s water gun

  February 2, 2013 at 11:58pm

  …In a related incident, Joe Biden plans to soak the nation’s children with another four trillion dollars in debt.