User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles

Smokey_Bojangles

Member Since: December 23, 2010

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  • [13] January 27, 2015 at 6:44am

    It still is nothing compared to ‘Dogs Playing Poker.”
    Speaking of dogs,did any one hear where Backdoor Barry said,”I think people know that treating folks unfairly, even if you disagree with their LIFESTYLE CHOICE.…”
    It has the pirates in an outrage!

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  • [2] January 27, 2015 at 6:33am

    Does every parent have to have a degree now?

  • [2] January 27, 2015 at 6:32am

    Mitt has also passed more anti-second amendment laws than Obama.

  • [12] January 27, 2015 at 3:44am

    “Why a Local School District..”
    I don’t live anywhere near Kansas. Anybody here live NEAR this LOCAL school district? It isn’t even local to Oliver Darcy!

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  • [5] January 26, 2015 at 10:09pm

    Mexichinkslovian Live Matter!

  • January 26, 2015 at 10:08pm

    Interference from the microwave heating up some coffee.

  • [2] January 26, 2015 at 10:06pm

    Al Gore will save them! All you have to do is accept him as your personal savior and send him a big check!

  • [12] January 26, 2015 at 5:45pm

    You forgot “Call Al Gore and let him convince you it is warmer and there is no snow.”

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  • [1] January 26, 2015 at 3:54am

    If they would allow drilling in Alaska,then they wouldn’t have to worry about record snowfalls in New York. Drilling holes cause GorebAl Warming,ya know?

  • [1] January 26, 2015 at 3:17am

    I used to take care of my Grandma and she was bad like that. I would be on my way home from work thinking,”I am glad I do not have to go to the store until Thursday!”(It would be a Monday)
    Then she would tell me,”Ohhh! It is going to snow! I need two loaves of bread,a half gallon of milk,a carton of Winstons,and some eggs!”
    I would then go to the kitchen pull the two loaves of bread out of he freezer,the 11 eggs out of the fridge,the un open quart of milk from the fridge,and the carton and a half of Winstons from a drawer and show them too her.
    And ask her,”Are you sure? Look at everything that you have here! Are you planning on eating 11 egg sandwiches,drinking a whole quart of milk,and smoking a 15 packs of Winstons in a day and a half?”
    “Ohhhh! I Might get snowed in! And not be able to get out!”
    “Well,grandma,you do not ever go out and don’t even have a car.I have to go to work,regardless,so If it lasts more than 3 days I will go to the store.Besides,have we ever had that much snow in 80 years?”
    “Ohhhh! I saw on TV where it snowed so much that people were trapped and roofs were caving in!”
    “Grandma,that was last night and they were talking about a snow storm in Buffalo,New York in the ’70′s!”
    Needless to say,I wound up going to the M^&*&(*)^%$##ing store. I stopped by THE NEXT DAY just to be told I wouldn’t have to go to the store Thursday.She had plenty of bread,milk,eggs and cigarettes.

  • [4] January 26, 2015 at 2:48am

    I dunno.I think I am turning in my White Privilege Badge,Membership Cards,White Hoodie,Discount Card,Carry Bag,Fanny Pack,and I am just going to forget the White Privilege Secret Handshake. I may still keep the free subscription to White Privilege Magazine tho. I like the centerfolds and the Joke sections. Some are classics!
    Why can’t white men jump?
    They were too busy making racist jokes.
    What does a white woman make for dinner?
    Reservations.
    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
    The NBA.
    What do you call a mob of white people in a big city burning down the city?
    A Super Bowl victory.
    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It’s hard to find them in the snow.

  • [3] January 26, 2015 at 12:51am

    That ‘groe would have been just as dead if he was white,Mexican,Chinese,Indian,Pakistani,Norwegian……

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  • January 25, 2015 at 9:50pm

    So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
    They teach from Watchtower Literature,not The Bible. Look them up sometime. They taught that the World was ending in 1914 and 144,000 are only going to Heaven.Well,the world didn’t end and they had more than 144,000 members. So they had to change their doctrine. Educate yourself on them.I haven’t the time nor desire to teach.

    Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world.

    Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed : For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

  • [3] January 25, 2015 at 4:00pm

    Good work,Pa. I do think it ought to be on a ticker across the top,tho.

  • [3] January 25, 2015 at 3:58pm

    One more dead Saudi and gas will be $10 a gallon.

    In reply to the story Have Gas Prices Bottomed Out?

  • January 25, 2015 at 3:55pm

    The peons pay,Sarge.

  • [-1] January 25, 2015 at 3:53pm

    AS kooky as the Jehovah’s Witnesses religion is,I would have more faith in them returning that money than any other sect. I even suspect that some Christians would exclaim,” Look what Jesus sent us!” Figuring if they stick 10% in the collection plate it makes it ok.

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  • [2] January 25, 2015 at 10:45am

    Walker is one of those I love one minute then want to kick him in the pants the next minute.

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  • [11] January 25, 2015 at 10:43am

    But ya Gotta Love some Dean Martin!

  • [1] January 25, 2015 at 2:19am

    Well,If you get technical, George Gervin didn’t have a 3 point line when he made his 33 points. 3point line didn’t come about until 79. So if you took away 9 of Klay’s points,Gervin still holds the record.

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