User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles


Member Since: December 23, 2010


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  • [4] August 22, 2014 at 8:50pm

    Yes,but those kind of spiders will chase you with a bag of snakes and throw them at you! They also carry sharp knives! It is a scientific fact! I have even seen one steal an SUV and run down a child!

  • [3] August 22, 2014 at 8:08pm

    Wish he was the real president instead of the one we got….

  • [2] August 22, 2014 at 4:35pm

    I had a boss man that kept saying,”That’s the best thing since sliced butter.”
    I always replied,”With what you pay me,I can only afford margarine.”

  • [4] August 22, 2014 at 4:22pm

    Meanwhile,in South Carolina: Police were summoned to a high school after a boy wrote a story about using a gun to kill a dinosaur. The boy was searched, suspended from school, and subsequently handcuffed and arrested.
    Alex Stone, 16, was assigned to come up with a fictional story for a creative writing assignment at Summerville High School on August 19, 2014. The brief assignment involved writing a few lines that were supposed to mimic a social media post; a “status update” drafted on paper.
    Stone’s submission discussed himself and a fictitious dinosaur that lived next door to him. He wrote that he used a gun to kill the dinosaur.

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  • [12] August 22, 2014 at 4:20pm

    The story is fiction. Chicago has strict gun control.

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  • [1] August 22, 2014 at 4:06pm

    Luckily,the police didn’t arrive and shoot the daughter.
    Why take up a case of bad parenting with the school?

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  • [12] August 22, 2014 at 10:34am

    Had to give you a thumbs down. “This isn’t a Democrat or Republican issue..”
    Democrats lowered the standards in the name of Affirmative action and diversity. As Foobared was kindly enough to point out with no racist undertones what so ever…“Gregory Rosa, Robert Manzanales and John Garcia…”
    But the ” In the end they are all nothing more than the enforcers of tyranny” remark is 100%.
    Ok.I will give you a thumbs up just for that remark.

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  • [3] August 22, 2014 at 10:27am

    So…Atheist want to pray? I think even Jesus is laughing about that.
    I doubt the Atheist will pray.They will either call on the Dark Lord,who they serve but do not believe in,or spend the time condemning Christians-which isn’t a prayer but a statement. Maybe they will make wishes? Then again,that would require acknowledging a Supreme Being or a Genie.
    The three of us (Me,Myself,and I) do not believe in open public prayer just due to the off chance that my heart would not be in the right place. As in,”I will show these people what a good Christian I am.”Matthew 6:5-Matthew 6:6
    I have noticed in a lot of public prayers that the leader sometimes try to impress the listeners more than God and make them unnecessarily longer.
    I prefer to have a private prayer before attending any public meeting and ask God to guide the leaders and grant them wisdom…..It seldom works,but I keep trying. Their public prayers for guidance and wisdom seldom work,as well. SO I know it isn’t from me praying privately. I guess their free will out does all of our prayers.

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  • [3] August 22, 2014 at 9:30am

    I figure that if he could raise a man from the dead who was already attracting silver headed dookey flies,he can pretty much do what ever he wishes.But in the same sense,it could have just been a test.They passed. Or it could have been sent as an affirmation.
    Just look at what Job went through?

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  • [3] August 22, 2014 at 9:14am

    I know a boy named Shihead. His father thought I named one of my cats after his son…He didn’t notice the ‘t’ that I had in there. I wrote it down because I didn’t want to say it in front of the kids. In front of kids her name is Lilchit.

  • [2] August 21, 2014 at 11:41pm

    Thank goodness he is white. The Boos would riot!

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  • August 21, 2014 at 9:18pm

    Commiecrats hope to have us all disarmed by then.

  • [4] August 21, 2014 at 8:19pm

    Maybe the water is $2.25?

  • August 21, 2014 at 8:18pm

    Jesus was broke.

  • [3] August 21, 2014 at 8:17pm

    Starbucks is so expensive that no one has cash. So they can swipe your card and add the next total to to it.

  • [7] August 21, 2014 at 2:25pm

    At one time I read where stem cells from umbilical chords had the same characteristics as embryonic stem cells. Did that turn out to be untrue or did the media hush that up as part of the pro-abortion agenda?

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  • [27] August 21, 2014 at 12:48pm

    I wouldn’t mind seeing Sarah Palin Naked.

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  • [4] August 21, 2014 at 11:50am

    A criminal investigation? Really? Is he going to send Barney Fife to investigate?

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  • [6] August 21, 2014 at 11:22am

    Only to sue.

  • [39] August 21, 2014 at 11:21am

    And they claim there is no gay agenda….. That is why people like me,who used to support gay rights,no longer do. It never was about rights. It was about an anti-Christian war and a fight against the first amendment and the freedom OF religion.
    Hell,let them have it and turn the heat up as high as it will go….Give them a taste of Hell.

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