User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles


Member Since: December 23, 2010


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  • July 30, 2014 at 10:39pm

    And finish by swallowing his soul.

  • July 30, 2014 at 10:38pm

    Observe and Collect….

  • July 30, 2014 at 10:37pm

    As crazy as that sounds,a man in New Mexico went through several anal searches and enemas. The cops found nothing. He was sent a bill from the medical facilities that did the searches.

  • July 30, 2014 at 10:34pm

    That is how my ol’ man lost his job,jaaack. The chief could not find my father’s supervisor so he told them all to keep an eye out for him.
    He reported that he found his car in a back alley. The supervisor just so happened to be visiting a prostitute. My father made the mistake of giving the location over the radio. My father was the only one not aware that it was a prostitute’s place of business. Father was fired.
    And wouldn’t you know that one of those crooked ^#^#^#^ blanks stole his personal service revolver? That cheesed him off until the day he died. The closest he ever got to finding one as good is when I bought a Ruger .22 single action revolver. He said it was almost as good,meaning he could walk a tin can 50 feet and shoot the balls(from the old days) off of a radio antenna.
    Seems that was their favorite joke at The Police Club. There other favorite joke was to take 1 or 2 jars from a bootlegger bust and bust one and dump the other out for the newspaper to take pictures.The rest went back to the police club to be drank.

  • July 30, 2014 at 10:23pm

    When My ol’ man was a cop he did the same kind of thing.
    When he became a cop he wasn’t much older than the kids he was catching.He served his time in army then went in to law enforcement.
    That attitude served him well for a while as a High School teacher when he was in his 50′s. Our principal was a militant anti-smoker. My father would knock on the bathroom door and announce,”Put them out! I am coming in!”
    He never used the teachers bathrooms in the lounge. When they worked out side(He was a vocational Teacher) he would be sure their project was out of sight of authority. He knew his kids were going to try to sneak a smoke and he didn’t want them getting suspended over something that trivial. He would also stop and talk to students about their hunting rifles that were in their trucks. Back before school shootings…
    He got sick of the principal and eventually quit. He earned more money as a Historical Interpreter at an 18th Century Historic Park.
    I went out there for a 4th of July event. A local female democrat politician was giving a speech and mentioned slavery and the CIVIL WAR.My father was standing behind the stage. I heard my father faintly through the speakers( The mics would pick up anything) say.”Revolutionary War, you dumb B—h…”
    There was laughter. Luckily the democrat idiot didn’t hear it or he would have certainly lost his job.

  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 10:03pm

    That’s OK Holder, When I was 6 or 7 years old I thought the chorus of Eli’s Coming was “Eli’s comin’, hide your vodka….”

  • [8] July 30, 2014 at 9:29pm

    There’s a bathroom on the right…..

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  • [11] July 30, 2014 at 9:27pm

    I would rather not pay $300 a year in fees with my credit union than to get a $20 gift.

  • [2] July 30, 2014 at 7:22pm

    Communist do not know how to compromise. Booker wants it legal to keep blacks out of prison for violating parole and Paul wants to protect the 4th and 5th amendment rights of all Americans.

  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 7:17pm

    “The essence of war is violence. Moderation in war is imbecility.”
    John Arbuthnot Fisher

  • [6] July 30, 2014 at 6:35pm

    There is that ALLEGED word again.

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  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 6:34pm

    I trust this info about as much as I trust government. 0 %
    Which just so happens to be the symbol for Obama.

  • [38] July 30, 2014 at 6:21pm

    That was because of Chicago Bathhouse evidence against him. The gays have him bent over a barrel….Pun intended.

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  • [5] July 30, 2014 at 1:48pm

    Does the president realize that THAT IS WHERE THE BOMBS ARE!

  • [3] July 30, 2014 at 1:41pm

    Wonder if I wrote a book. In that book was a character that I called “Crybaby Face.”
    Also in that book I wrote that ‘Crybaby Face’ was at a dessert buffet talking smack about patriots, Oath Keepers, and gun owners and saying that they would kill babies,shoot women and not act at all like Gandhi or MLK Jr. That they needed to lose a few at Bundy Ranch.Then I wrote that I,personally,walked over and punched ‘Crybaby Face’ in his tear streaked face.
    At an interview about my highly successful New York Times best selling book I admit that ‘Crybaby Face’ was Glenn Beck.
    Wonder how forgiving he would be over the defamation of his character?
    Ventura’s career is over. He has lost all his merit. His ‘Off The Grid’ show ain’t going to last long.The only job he will be able to get is hosting an Alex Jones show. Even though the media has had several Obamagasms over this story and are reporting it left and left,he will never really be vindicated.
    Let him enjoy his small victory before we start telling him what he should do with his money. Maybe he will get a hair cut and donate the rest to The Heroes Project? Or he could just buy some more feather Boas. Just let the small man be a small man a while.

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  • [44] July 30, 2014 at 12:41pm

    New York, That prison was built to stick republicans and libertarians in.
    There will be constant audio and video of Obama speeches piped in.

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  • July 30, 2014 at 12:11pm

    My w didn’t take. That was supposed to be T w o.

  • July 30, 2014 at 12:10pm

    I thought it was another story about gays? These to Celebs have to hide their sexuality from the public! We should be very sad for these two victims.

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  • [1] July 30, 2014 at 12:05pm

    I don’t like to see anyone banned unless they make a threat.
    If they make the threat against me,I could care less.

  • July 30, 2014 at 12:02pm

    He’s getting to that age where most folks start to think more about Jesus. He has to fight that even harder and it distracts him from common sense. He could have used the better example of : A Cheese Burger is Good. A Cheese Burger covered in fecal matter and full of rat poison and explosives is HAMAS.
    That would have worked better.

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