User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles

Smokey_Bojangles

Member Since: December 23, 2010

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  • [78] July 31, 2014 at 2:40pm

    The UN School was full of bombs and human shields.
    This administration has to be dumber than dirt. They are the ones that bought those bombs and paid for those tunnels!

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  • [12] July 31, 2014 at 2:38pm

    They are vegetarians that die old and disgruntled. I would rather die young and eating a bacon sandwich with a smile on my face.

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  • July 31, 2014 at 2:34pm

    Godzilla would stomp into San Fran mad and angry,then prance out with a free tax paid sex change operation.

  • [2] July 31, 2014 at 2:31pm

    Al Gore’s angry green GorebAl Warming god creates them about every day. Now,hush up and be a good American and pay your Tithe (Tax) to the angry green god! Or no carbon credits for you!

  • July 31, 2014 at 1:31pm

    The goofball was supposed to fill his backside Entrance/Exit with the flammable liquid and light it. That way you can avoid getting blisters on your chest! The idiot should have known that!

  • [1] July 31, 2014 at 1:09pm

    It also wont get up and fix you a sandwich afterwards. My wife has done that.

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  • [5] July 31, 2014 at 1:05pm

    Drinking to much water also makes you have to pee often,which often interrupts sex.

  • [1] July 31, 2014 at 1:03pm

    Anything that would educate you about sex that isn’t just your basic reproductive acts would be considered porn.
    Part A goes in to Part B then you roll over and take a nap. 9 months later you are a daddy.

  • July 31, 2014 at 1:00pm

    “Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.”
    That sounds like some porn.
    ” I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.”
    That used to be illegal in all the southern states.

  • [4] July 31, 2014 at 12:49pm

    The commercial almost makes me want to go out and buy porn so I won’t be as lame as the commercial.
    Without some kind of something that would be labeled as ‘porn’ most of us fellows would be rather boring in the sack. You mean to tell me that I am the only one commenting that doesn’t only do the missionary position for 3 minutes and that is it?
    Depending on who is defining what is porn, even the Bible has some porn it it. Do just what comes natural? That would be a hop and a pop and roll over and go to sleep. I am sure women enjoy that!
    Sorry,but without some form or fashion of porn,be it written words and illustrations,dirty stories amongst friends, or even a Mitchell Brother’s film, love lives would be boring. We would just be like animals. Hop and Pop and be done. The Bible doesn’t give to many instructions and your pastor ain’t going to tell you what you can do to float a woman’s boat. If he did tell you,that would be porn.
    Porn can be one Helluva an instruction manual.

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  • [7] July 31, 2014 at 12:24pm

    They seem rather well fed…..Wonder how many previous contacts they have eaten?
    Wonder how long before you see them in “Super Bowl XLVIII Champions Denver Broncos!” T-Shirts?
    Wonder if there is a CIA operative in the tribe already? Has the administration learned how to advertise Food Stamps in their language yet? So many questions! Let’s dissect a couple!

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  • July 31, 2014 at 10:02am

    “The empty egg casings after the brood presumably hatched..” Caption for photo of Octomom.
    I presumed she ate them.

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  • [2] July 31, 2014 at 9:55am

    And we call out Obama every single day for his lying……
    I guess there are certain things you have to do to become excused for lying?
    Be Newt Gingrich, Serve your country but not be Jesse Ventura, Be George W. Bush, Be a republican Governor……..Jesse ‘just be’ a former boa wearing conspiracy nut (Worse than me,so that makes him bad) that served his country…..He also just so happened to be against invading Iraq. We all can clearly see how wrong he was about that……Iraq is so much better off now.

  • [5] July 31, 2014 at 9:24am

    A spoon full of humor helps the Marxism and Lies go down….♫♫♫♫

  • [7] July 31, 2014 at 9:20am

    Old-Fashioned Journalist? No you were not. You were/are a mouth piece for Marxism like the news media has been for years!

  • [2] July 31, 2014 at 9:18am

    Yeah,Can’t trust those DJ’s.

  • July 31, 2014 at 9:14am

    Oh,By the way,not to change or trivialize the subject,I like that cat Bama.

  • July 31, 2014 at 9:11am

    I could call myself a democrat if I had access to cheeseburgers. It wouldn’t mean I was a democrat. I could call myself an Atheist if it gave me access to ice cream. Wouldn’t mean I was an Atheist. It would just get me closer to the ice cream.
    I could even call myself a Fan of Rap Music,if it got me a job as a DJ….

  • [2] July 31, 2014 at 9:07am

    When politicians ‘introduced some kind of something to stop this’ it usually means loss of freedoms for the 99% of people who do not rape children or sell them as sex slaves. It never increases the punishment.
    DHS is involved. That is what government does to ‘stop this.’
    The perv will probably end up in some institution designed to rehabilitate him. It will fail and he will get out in a few years. He may even switch to older boys for a while. To disallow that would be homophobic (Sarcasm). He will be raping young boys again. That is the frustrating part.

  • [5] July 30, 2014 at 11:22pm

    Sorry,but the main stream media is not reporting anything on this. I totally trust and believe the main stream media. I also believe every word Obama says,in unicorns,Leprechauns,cash back guarantees,The IRS, Joe Biden, left handed smoke shifters,snipe hunts, No Weapons Signs,talking crabs……..

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