User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles


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  • July 30, 2015 at 1:51pm

    Some folks ain’t meant to go in to the family business. He is one of them.

    “And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief corner [stone];
    In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an holy temple in the Lord:
    In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of God through the Spirit.”

  • [8] July 30, 2015 at 1:36pm

    This was the first year in 19 years that the weather didn’t agree enough for me to do the same thing. I do it more Jimmy Hendrix style and hook up about 300 Watts of amplification. Never had a peep from the police…Then again I do it in my own front yard and never attract more than 20 people.

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  • [2] July 30, 2015 at 12:13pm

    Gestapo would have loved you….The Jews? Not so much.

  • [34] July 30, 2015 at 2:48am

    Two men in the jungle , one is reading a book and the other is writing a book.
    A Lion comes along and eats the man reading a book , but leaves the other man alone.
    Even the king of the jungle knows that Readers digest, but writers cramp.

    Watching ‘The Lion King’, I heard Elton John singing, ‘The Circle of Life’.
    I think he’s seriously overestimated his chances of successfully breeding.

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  • [60] July 30, 2015 at 2:40am

    Some folks don’t quite understand the ‘Circle Of Life’ unless it is a gay song in a cartoon.

    There was a zoo that was not having a good day. In the morning, the Head Bird Keeper found two dead finches in the Aviary. Things were worse in the Primate House; there were two dead chimpanzees. The Lion Keeper, wanting to be efficient, made his rounds and collected the dead animals. He then uncerimoniously threw them to the lions. One of the lions, on observing what was for lunch, said, “Oh no! Not Finch and Chimps!”

    A man and his pretty wife were strolling through the zoo when the male lion started following the woman’s every move with his eyes. The husband said, “I think you have made a conquest. Wink at him.” And she did, and at this the lion started stirring about restlessly. “Now blow him a kiss.” She did, and the lion roared longingly at her and began lashing his tail. “That’s enough,” the husband said, hoisting her into the air and tossing her over the railing into the lion’s enclosure. “Now tell HIM you have a headache!

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  • [2] July 29, 2015 at 11:58pm

    We’re gonna play the sue me, sue
    You blues
    We’re gonna play the sue me, sue
    You blues

    Hold the block on money flow
    Move it into joint escrow
    Court receiver, laughs, and thrills
    But in the end we just pay those
    Lawyers their bills….

  • [5] July 29, 2015 at 11:57pm

    Sue them. That is the ONLY way to make journalist at least attempt to act more responsibly..

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  • [41] July 29, 2015 at 10:12pm

    Bonehead ain’t going nowhere. The GOP wont take off their Barbie Panties long enough to man up.

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  • [5] July 29, 2015 at 9:52pm

    When these anti-second amendment groups start attacking the 13th Amendment and the NAACP I will take them seriously. 13% of the population (Black People) commit overwhelmingly the majority of violent crimes and murders.
    Black are seven times as likely to murder someone. This info was from a Columbia University study. Not some Kay Kay Kay sight or conservative sight. This is the same University that cheered Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(the murderer of Christians,Jews,Homosexuals,and murders women for being raped) only because he hates George W. Bush.
    But their solution was just as dumb as cheering Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.Their solution was to put more government housing in white neighborhoods so blacks can kill more whites instead of blacks.

  • [3] July 29, 2015 at 12:51pm

    Panty waste liberals are worse than panty waste liberals…….

  • [2] July 29, 2015 at 11:49am

    California needs to send a message to The NAACP and La Raza about crime control.

  • [4] July 28, 2015 at 9:15pm

    My story is more politically correct.

  • [6] July 28, 2015 at 9:09pm

    Anyway, Hilary gets attacked by Republicans as she is leaving the orphanage and has to fight them off thus delaying her response time,She gets to her office and tries to call Barack.He is busy. He is off in his super Obama cape busting the Nuclear Missiles that evil republicans have shot at the organization that teaches people how to have healthy babies and gives away free mammograms.Yup.Planned Parenthood.
    Hilary calls an evil military general who is busy raping a 12 year old Mexican girl. He replies,”We will get right on it!” The general then uses a $6 million bill to snort cocaine as he brags,”More State Department money where that came from!”
    Then it get backs to Benghazi and shows Ambassador Stephens holding a knife and proclaiming,”I will kill some Peaceful Muslim Children!” He takes off running toward a Muslim 3 year old,but he falls on the knife…Several Times…And it mutilates his body….And rapes him..Conveniently…
    It ends with our poor financially broke heroine,Hilary, sitting in front of giant evil naked republicans with erect phallus,”What Difference Does it make?! You have raped me and killed little baby puppies with your evil 50million round AR-15 Assault Pistols!”
    Jesus them busts through a window.He is dressed in his usual Heather Green tights and feathered cap and armed with a bow and arrow. Jesus yells,”Вся власть – Советам!” as he slays the evil republicans.
    THE END…Roll credits.

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  • [21] July 28, 2015 at 8:42pm

    “After watching a Youtube video, Muslims,who just so happen to have been gathered for an Orphan Charity run on 9/11, ran into the American Embassy..The Result? Chaos!”
    Cuts to scene of grubby fat American with a Machine gun and a cheeseburger…
    “Get outta here ya goat molesting dress wearing freaks who are made to look aggressive by the Jew controlled US media!”
    “نأتي في السلام! ونود أن نشر السلام عبر العالم!!” (Translation: We come in peace! We would like to spread peace throughout the world!)
    “Allah Snack Bar this!”( Fat grubby American Fires Machine gun in to peaceful Muslims.)
    Cut to scene. Hilary Clinton at an Orphanage with Michelle Obama feeding starving blue eyed blonde haired white children who are picking on the lone Black Child.)
    Michelle in a chastising voice:”That poor oppressed black child was made an orphan by white republicans! You should be ashamed! One day the republicans could kill you all with their GMO’s and SUV’s!”
    Hilary chimes in: “It is a good thing that democrats walk everywhere we go! If not for us,the republicans would be eating you!”
    Phone rings.Hilary answers: “This is Hilary,How may I be of service?”
    Muffled Voice on phone.Hilary replies:”Yes.Yes. Oh no! Those poor Muslims! I will be right there! I will send help immediately after I get back to my office!” She turns towards Michelle,” I will be right back! Those damned republicans are attacking peaceful Muslims again!” Hilary jumps in to a phone booth and puts on a pants suit…

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  • [13] July 28, 2015 at 7:53pm

    Their Fried Chickens are coming home to roost!
    To Paraphrase the Rev. Wright.

  • [43] July 28, 2015 at 7:51pm

    Letter to Media from Planned Murderhood:

    Dear Liberal Media,

    Killing babies is important to us and to you. In order to continue the undermining of ethics and morals in America we need your continued support. Please spin this story in to being about “evil people who hate women and women’s vee jay jays violating the civil rights of women’ instead of it the truth about it being an organization that hates murder and uses the exact same tactics that the liberal media uses. Between the two of us we can spin this and blame Donald Trump,Ted Cruz,Rush,Fox News and maybe even Mark Levine!
    If we can hold out until the end of Obama’s term Obama will make an executive order that will punish anyone who publishes news that we do not want known.

    Your Sisters and Brothers in Satan,
    Planned Parenthood

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  • [5] July 28, 2015 at 6:17pm

    The media wants the cops federalized. The cops want to keep the status quo and not have to change their behavior now that every one has a camera. The people just want to sumbiches to act responsible.

  • [13] July 28, 2015 at 6:14pm

    Cop could have been justifiably shot!

  • [2] July 28, 2015 at 12:08pm

    Putting ‘The Ten Commandments’ or ‘In God We Trust’ on a government building is just as sacrilegious as making a statue of Jesus out of feces or sticking a crucifix in a jar of urine. What is more crooked,vile,and evil as government?
    Government is their God,the $ sign is their graven image,they take the Lord’s name in vain with lying oaths,force children to dishonor their mothers and fathers and to tattle over silly things like leaving the lights on,owning a firearm,or not keeping their tires inflated,they murder,they legalized adultery and even encourage homosexual lust by husbands and wives,encourage the bearing of false witness with crooked prosecutors,cops,and politicians, ,and NOTHING and NO ONE covets as much as government does.Who else can want you possesions bad enough to send agents with machine guns to take them away from you?Hell,if some crooked sheriff covets your Corvette enough he will plant drugs and confiscate it and be driving it an hour later! Civil Forfeiture!
    Only thing they do is close Sundays.That is to give themselves a day of rest so they can start up fresh on Mondays!

  • [1] July 28, 2015 at 11:27am

    Walk up to a black man and tell him he is the same as a homosexual and see how long he let’s you live.

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