User Profile: Smokey_Bojangles

Smokey_Bojangles

Member Since: December 23, 2010

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  • [64] July 3, 2015 at 8:58pm

    Sweet Jesus,WHAT A FREE PASS THIS SATANIST IS GETTING!

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  • [16] July 3, 2015 at 8:24pm

    They were caught by the cleaning lady pushing a piece of poop back in forth in the bathtub .
    She asked,”What are you two doing?”
    “Teaching our baby how to swim!”

  • [35] July 3, 2015 at 8:21pm

    George Takei and Brad Takei decide to have a baby. They mix their ‘juice’, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays’ delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. “Isn’t it wonderful?” Brad exclaims. “All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.” The nurse says, “He’s happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his A—s!…”

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  • [1] July 3, 2015 at 7:57pm

    I had them all in book form and recently downloaded them to Kindle.
    Thought I would reread them again. Tonight I may start ‘Private Yankee Doodle’ AKA ” A narrative of some of the adventures, dangers, and sufferings of a Revolutionary soldier, interspersed with anecdotes of incidents that occurred within his own observation.” By Joseph Plum Martin. I have read it over 6 times,and it STILL never gets boring.
    Either that or one of my biographies about Washington,Morgan,Greene, or Light Horse Harry Lee.

  • [17] July 3, 2015 at 7:51pm

    It is a cemetery in Commiefornia. Those flags were not tossed as a part of some after holiday clean up.
    The Cemetery my father is buried in my Southern State will clean up and leave the flags.

  • [5] July 3, 2015 at 6:59pm

    I have just finished reading ‘A Study in Scarlet’ by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

    Rest in Peace Mr. Boyd K. Packer.

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  • July 3, 2015 at 6:20pm

    The Nazi Government needs to give that man back his belongings!

  • [10] July 3, 2015 at 5:11pm

    I don’t care what you say,that takes talent.

  • [112] July 3, 2015 at 5:00pm

    Is that one of those Illegal Aliens that Trump is taking grief for describing?
    Take him out and shoot him. Then shoot whoever was responsible for him being free.

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  • [3] July 3, 2015 at 4:21pm

    Another fun fact,we started shooting and stabbing The British for doing less to us than our own current government.

  • [6] July 3, 2015 at 10:35am

    I never really liked the show as much as I liked the car. I did see the movie it was based on,’The Moon Runners’ when I was about 7 or 8 at the drive in. Waylon Jennings narrated that,as well.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtcPyyiYC8

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  • [21] July 3, 2015 at 7:48am

    One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.” She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.” The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a B and J.”
    She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions.You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic.” Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes!I’m single and I’m Catholic!” The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.” The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?” He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!” The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s George Takei and I’m on my way to a costume party!”

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  • [11] July 3, 2015 at 7:44am

    Racist.

  • [33] July 3, 2015 at 12:10am

    I think FEMA just put in an order for 50,000 of them….

  • [6] July 3, 2015 at 12:09am

    You mean they didn’t want her to thrash around and hurt herself? How dare they!
    Next time I go to the dentist,I want to be put in one of those!

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  • [14] July 2, 2015 at 11:44pm

    That is what happens when you let the government take care of your kids.

  • [6] July 2, 2015 at 11:27pm

    Public School is child neglect,child endangerment,and contributes to child delinquency.

  • [3] July 2, 2015 at 11:11pm

    Only if it was in Rainbow colors.

  • [12] July 2, 2015 at 11:09pm

    Indians were over here killing,raping and torturing each other.Spanish came to America,Killed Indians and took Mexico etc. Portuguese came over, killed Indians etc.
    White people came and settled. Indians started killing,raping and torturing them. They fought back. Then the French started paying the Indians to rape,kill,and torture the English Settlers. We fought back,beat them, and conquered those. Then The British started paying Indians to rape,torture,kill Settlers. We beat both of them.
    To make a long story short, we conquered the Indians and we conquered the Mexicans when they crossed the border and attacked US Territory. We then paid the Mexicans for the lands we conquered and even gave them back Mexico.
    So,Shut The Hell Up. You lost.
    Oh! And The Indians had slaves! First Indian slaves,then white slaves,and then black slaves. The Cherokee in OK even went so far as to take away blacks’ status as members of the tribe a few years ago.
    So,You go the Hell back home.Losers. And The Indians can shut up,as well.

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  • July 2, 2015 at 7:29pm

    She has a lady in to clean twice a week……

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