User Profile: SmokeyBehr

Member Since: March 15, 2012


  • April 27, 2016 at 3:56pm

    I see all the Trumpanzees are flinging poo at the only truly qualified candidate still legitimately in the race. I wonder how they will all react when Trump loses horribly in the rest of the states, and at the Convention.

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  • [15] April 26, 2016 at 10:08pm

    Another affirmation of Rush Limbaugh’s Undeniable Truth #24.

  • [5] March 22, 2016 at 11:52am

    It’s a craft-brewed root beer, not the usual crap from the fountain.

  • [1] March 21, 2016 at 3:30pm

    Seattle is a whole different world from Atlanta.

  • [1] March 17, 2016 at 11:21am

    Kenny Williams is a fscking idiot. If he knew what he was doing, he’d hire Drake as a Bat Boy.

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  • [64] February 17, 2016 at 11:13am

    There are thousands of us out here in the real world who have seen our country deteriorate because of those destructive elements of society who refuse to follow the simple rules of civilization and are willing to take action to stop and reverse it.

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  • [22] January 31, 2016 at 12:03pm

    You already see the “What about me?” mentality in action, revealed by the Black Female “Africana Studies” (Oy, what a crock!) major whining about not getting hers.

  • [8] January 24, 2016 at 5:38pm

    “Happy Birthday Comrade Karl”? Well, now we know where he’s coming from.

  • [43] January 23, 2016 at 11:51pm

    They do have “Black Oscars”. They’re called the BET Awards. Not too many white faces or winners there.

  • [1] December 4, 2015 at 3:32pm

    A search of the Exchange server and backups shouldn’t take more than an hour, even on a slow machine.

  • [363] December 2, 2015 at 7:56pm

    The PP abbatoir is 0.70 air miles and 1.3 road miles from the scene of the shooting. It’s across a river and deep in a business complex. The only connection was in the twisted Liberal minds of the hacks at MSLSD. Liberalism is *truly* a mental disorder.

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  • [1] November 12, 2015 at 4:58pm

    They’re Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.

  • [2] October 19, 2015 at 12:48pm

    The Fins aren’t doing so well this year… Gee, I wonder why.

  • [77] October 19, 2015 at 12:46pm

    At least with Baseball, they use the lockers themselves as a backdrop to prevent just this kind of thing from happening.

    This is also another reason why opposite-sex reporters should **NEVER** be allowed into locker rooms.

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  • [1] October 18, 2015 at 9:07pm

    The Catholics have been at the forefront. Remember the “Little Sisters” case, where they were being forced to pay for contraceptive coverage that goes against Catholic Catechism (teaching). Catholic hospitals have been fighting back over the mandate that they perform abortions, something else that is against the Catechism.

  • [3] October 15, 2015 at 10:58am

    So I wonder: If PoodleHead’s children weren’t human beings before birth, then what were they? Xenomorphs?

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  • [14] August 25, 2015 at 11:38am

    He was trying to commit “suicide by cop”. Going with the less-lethal was the best way to solve the problem. They should be shooting those shotgun Taser rounds.

  • July 17, 2015 at 8:58am

    The professionals at the recognized establishments in Nevada usually run from $200/hour on up, so he’s not far off.

  • [66] July 17, 2015 at 8:54am

    Those that claim to be tolerant are the most intolerant. They will complain to your employer about something that you’ve said to upset them, as well as calling you some of the most vile names imaginable.

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  • [6] July 14, 2015 at 12:04pm

    Kristallnacht v2.0