TheBlaze Books Give You More!

CommentsDisplaying Soothsayer's 10 most recent comments.

• $15 Million Texas Highway Project on Hold Because of…Endangered Spider

  September 11, 2012 at 10:51pm

  In reply to weitbuck.

  So if they come to take your home simply claim that you are a Braken Bat Cave Meshweaver.
  You may have to prove that you can weave a mesh and suck on some bugs but that’s better that losing your home.

• $15 Million Texas Highway Project on Hold Because of…Endangered Spider

  September 11, 2012 at 10:32pm

  I have an endangered spider in my house.
  He’s in danger because if I see that four inch wide little bastard again THIS time I’ll shoot him with my air pistol instead of trying to hit him with my flipflop!!

• Rev. Jesse Jackson Wants a Ban on All Guns Aside From ‘Bolt-Action Rifles, Shotguns & Revolvers’ (Poll)

  September 7, 2012 at 11:04pm

  In reply to Bohump.

  Geez.

• Did You Know It’s National Preparedness Month? Here Are Tips From the Experts on How To Be Ready

  September 7, 2012 at 11:02pm

  In reply to Detroit paperboy.

  THE SGT MAJOR,
  It’s ok, then they will be zombie twinkies.

• Rev. Jesse Jackson Wants a Ban on All Guns Aside From ‘Bolt-Action Rifles, Shotguns & Revolvers’ (Poll)

  September 7, 2012 at 10:41pm

  In reply to Ask Uncle JZS.

  Ask Uncle JZS,
  No, no, no you can KEEP your bolt action revolver.
  It’s the semi-automatic revolver you have to turn in.

• Did You Know It’s National Preparedness Month? Here Are Tips From the Experts on How To Be Ready

  September 7, 2012 at 9:22pm

  In reply to The Sergeant Major.

  Blacksunshine, Whiskey for medical purposes?
  I thought it was because it is easier to carry than beer.

• Main Stage DNC Convention Video Rips Sarah Palin, Features Biden Saying ‘Big Fu***ng Deal’

  September 6, 2012 at 9:36pm

  In reply to Chinishque.

  Yes, hopefully they will not realize that the more they deride her , the more power they give her.
  Unlike DWS, the more power they give HER, the more she derides herself.

• Van Jones Gets Emotional Describing How Much He Loves Michelle Obama: ‘She Looks Like My Sister’

  September 4, 2012 at 9:40pm

  In reply to HI_Don.

  No, he likes her because she is “…the same complexion.”

• Chris Matthews Fawns Over Parents Barack and Michelle: ‘Close Enough to Perfect’

  September 4, 2012 at 9:31pm

  In reply to WAKE1776UP.

  More like the Prince of fools with his King on a pedestal being Obama.

• ‘Godless’: Sen. Durbin Lashes Out at Fox Host Who Calls Him Out Over Dems Removing ‘God’ From Platform

  September 4, 2012 at 9:26pm

  “….God is not a franchise of the Republican party,” Durbin said.
  Ummmmm, exactly. So why was it removed then DICK?????