Being armed is also a good idea just in case someone attempts to break into your home and hurt your family, hurt you, try to steal something, or the government goes south and tries to take our guns from U.S. (Of course the latter would never happen.) We all live in "La La Land" where life is wonderful everyday.
Oh, you may want to check your garage for attacking wildlife such as bobcats, mountain lions from the wild outdoors, or out-of-control politicians who we thought were contained in the zoo called the District of Corruption. Just be more aware of your surroundings.
Hint: Shoot first ask questions later. You'll be doing U.S. all a huge favor.
January 6, 2013 at 10:15am
What size burkha will you be requiring Ms Behar?
January 6, 2013 at 10:11am
Hey Joy, I’ve got a good line for you to use at the next Al Jazeera Christmas party: “If you ain’t Sunnit, you ain’t Shi’ite” You’ll have them laughing, go get em toots.
January 6, 2013 at 10:08am
Joy’s brain cells have long been underepresented in that skull of hers. What’s in there anyway, cobwebs?
January 5, 2013 at 10:41am
He’s the greatest! Barf
January 5, 2013 at 10:37am
Beautiful place but no intelligent life forms in HI.
January 4, 2013 at 1:40pm
Stick a meat whistle in his mouth to pacify him
January 4, 2013 at 1:37pm
How do people like him deem themselves as worthy? I say just give him a nice meat whistle and he will be satisfied.
January 4, 2013 at 1:34pm
Hasn’t he done enough to us already? My god, the fact he would even be considered ruined my day. No doubt the time served in the Senate would enrich him even more than. Bloated pig.
January 1, 2013 at 10:20am
This debacle reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George was consumed with making Susan’s parents believe he had a home in the Hamptons. He drove them all the way to Montauk before confessing his lie.
January 1, 2013 at 9:54am
Hard to believe this man still hasn’t been elected POTUS. Uncanny wisdom, so nice of him to share his morsels with the 12 people that were listening.
January 1, 2013 at 9:44am
Then fork control, then spoon control, chopstick control
January 1, 2013 at 9:39am
We could have had a human being for the same price! Who’s the chick with the mustache?
December 30, 2012 at 11:05am
If you ain’t Sunni, you ain’t Shi’ite
December 28, 2012 at 4:16pm
Who could possibly object to kids actually getting outdoor exercise? Oh…I see it’s in Illinois…makes sense now