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• Cops Blast Tear Gas & Pepper Spray to Break Up Riot-Like Colorado College Party

  April 28, 2013 at 12:33pm

  I love government.
  They steal my money as they take my liberty.
  Our tax dollars.
  Your lawn. How much will you really pay?
  Seriously?

• Bill Maher After Boston Manhunt: ‘This Country Is Becoming a Police State’

  April 27, 2013 at 11:04am

  I like people that I trust.
  Yes, I discriminate.
  I don’t take your money or women and I refuse to kill anyone.
  Please don’t try to kill my friend.
  If you try?
  You have changed the rules.

• More Missteps? FBI Did Not Alert Mass. Anti-Terror Unit to Its Probe of Suspected Boston Bomber in 2011

  April 26, 2013 at 1:43am

  I farted into the wind.
  Nobody was around. No harm, no foul.
  I took a hit of marijuana.
  Then the feds were there. Suddenly!
  I have to be honest, that was strange.
  They said they were going to deport me.
  To where?
  To jail.
  But, I have my papers. I’m an American…
  Shut up and go to an American jail taxpayer!
  Damn, you don’t work for the government, do you?

• Intruder With a Baseball Bat Vs. Texas Man With a Shotgun — Here’s What Happened

  April 26, 2013 at 1:28am

  An attorney came to me unsolicited the other day.
  She told me that the air was polluted and I should stop breathing.
  I looked around for the candid cameras and then told her to get off my property.
  As she was leaving she shouted that she had a right.

• Intruder With a Baseball Bat Vs. Texas Man With a Shotgun — Here’s What Happened

  April 26, 2013 at 1:17am

  Lawyers rule.
  Give me a fifth of muscatel and I’ll give you the cause of death.
  Obvious. But then we have to deal with other attorneys.
  Did water really drown him?
  No!
  It had to be that jealous canoe!

• #FreeJahar Hashtag Hits Twitter as People Sympathize With Boston Terror Suspect Who Allegedly Placed Bomb That Killed 8-Year-Old

  April 21, 2013 at 11:42am

  I wouldn’t buy a gun to save my life.
  The government will lock me up and protect me.
  They promised. But, can you trust them?

• Obama’s Plan to Destroy America Hatched at Columbia Says Classmate

  April 20, 2013 at 12:11am

  A poor liberal is an ignorant hippie.
  A rich liberal is part of the ruling class.
  Classless society? Sure.
  That will never happen.
  The King, his court and ‘those people’.
  Two classes. Simple isn’t it? And so efficient.
  I hope you’re well connected if you want to skip a class.
  You can be part of the 1% if you happen to be well connected.
  Otherwise? Well, you will be tethered with the other equals.
  Sorry. Next!

• Oops! New York State Police Admit to Major Mistake in Gun Confiscation Case

  April 18, 2013 at 10:57am

  What goes up comes down.
  It’s a fact.
  Much tax money was spent to prove this.
  Thank you for your contribution to common sense.

• Man Begs Passing Motorists for Help as His Wife and 8-Month-Old Daughter Lay Dead in the Street — But ‘No One Stopped to Help’

  April 17, 2013 at 1:34pm

  Naw, Who cares about Detroit? The outsiders? Screw them.
  If you lowered my taxes and lit up the lights while thinking about the council becoming sane I might consider not running away from the city as quickly as I can.
  But, as soon as I leave the d, it will follow continuing to haunt.

• Connecticut Gov. Savages Wayne LaPierre: ‘This Guy Is So Out of Whack, It’s Unbelievable’

  April 7, 2013 at 2:27pm

  In reply to MangoT21.

  The government doesn’t track our moves, likes, dislikes or anything like that.
  Only corporate America does that.