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See the Letter Sent to a Gov’t Employee Reprimanding Him for His…’Uncontrollable Flatulence’

December 24, 2012 at 12:46pm

This is serious stuff! I know a guy who set a whole leg of his sweat pants on fire while lighting farts and several of us almost DIED laughing! It was quite painful… for us…
Yes, This Is the Obama Cover for Newsweek’s Post-Election Issue

November 8, 2012 at 11:11pm

Awwww…. he makes such a CUTE little colonialist tyrant! Bless his heart!
White House Serves Up Secret Beer Recipe

September 1, 2012 at 11:09pm

In reply to Quandary.

Just as I suspected. A low-effort partial mash. Obama and his lazy followers would never survive the labor involved in one of my Belgian Strong Ales, let alone survive drinking a pint of it.
Texas Judge: We Need to Raise Taxes to Prepare for ‘Civil War’ if Obama is Re-Elected

August 22, 2012 at 9:34pm

I live in Wyoming. He can tax me too.
3 NATO Protesters Facing Terror Charges After Allegedly Trying to Make Molotov Cocktails Ahead of Summit

May 20, 2012 at 4:34pm

Oh geez, I just realized I have a whole mess of empty beer bottles waiting to be filled with homebrew, gasoline and diesel out in the garage and a bag of rags in the cupboard next to the furniture polish. The only difference between me and these so-called terrorists is I think Occutards are imbeciles.

Thing is, being an Occutard is not a crime so long as they are doing it within the confines of the law and if these turn out to be law-abiding homebrewers with an otherwise warped political sense then I have no choice but to stand with them.

Wacky Fact: It was Democrat President Jimmy Carter that legalized Homebrewing in 1979.
Acura Apologizes for Seeking ‘Not Too Dark’ Black Actor for Seinfeld Super Bowl Ad

April 19, 2012 at 11:34am

Hate to break the news to you, but though we are all equal under the law, we do not photograph equally. I own a Black Lab and is is VERY difficult to get a good photo of him due to a lack of shadow to give him form in a two dimensional image.
Maher Defends Limbaugh’s Right to Free Speech, Calls Comparison Between the Two ‘False Equivalency’

March 10, 2012 at 11:43am

He only used the term “potty mouth” because he can’t pronounce the word “hypocrite”.
Occupy Wall Street in NYC: ‘We Will Be Out of Money in THREE WEEKS’

March 10, 2012 at 11:36am

Money is evil! Leaves and twigs are the new “Green” currency! Occupy Central Park where the REAL wealth is!
Gov’t Backed ‘Green’ Light Bulb Meant to be Affordable Costs $50

March 10, 2012 at 11:27am

Oh great, ANOTHER taxpayer-developed product that the average taxpayer can’t afford even WITH Government subsidies, which leaves the primary consumer of this product THOSE EVIL RICH PEOPLE WE KEEP MALIGNING!!! Chevy Volt anyone?

Makes ALL the sense in the world! Thank Gaia for the wisdom Progressivism!
Atheist Family Sues to Have ‘Under God’ Removed From Pledge of Allegiance

February 15, 2012 at 12:22pm

In reply to Tek.

Gee, didn’t think that word was strong enough to be censored! Let’s just say these people are just being a spiteful form of dork.