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• Soundtrack For Scandals: Our Top 8 Songs About Lying (Suggest Your Favorite)

  May 16, 2013 at 3:06pm

  Actually, I was just reading the lyrics to “Eye in the Sky” by Alan Parsons Project. I think it is really good!

• Soundtrack For Scandals: Our Top 8 Songs About Lying (Suggest Your Favorite)

  May 16, 2013 at 11:44am

  How about “Liar, liar” by the Castaways?

• Transgender Man Who Gave Birth to Three Babies Unsuccessfully Begs for a Divorce in This Odd Legal Conundrum

  April 3, 2013 at 7:49pm

  If it’s “male” and gave birth it’s called a Seahorse, otherwise it’s called a “female”.

• Here’s What GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz Found at the U.S.-Mexico Border in Arizona

  April 3, 2013 at 2:53pm

  If there were some piss-ant endangered species of insect there the damn environmentalists wouldn’t put up with this.

• Without a Second to Spare: The Heart-Pounding Moment a Security Guard Saves Girl From Death by Speeding Train

  April 1, 2013 at 7:19pm

  You can bet the security guard will be sued for everything he’s got because of this. This is America!

• Craziest Hockey Goal You’ve Seen? Puck Literally Splits in Half During Shot: Should the Score Count?

  March 18, 2013 at 6:01pm

  The score counts. Any part of the puck that crosses the line, even if it is not the whole puck, still counts as a score. If the very tip of a puck crosses the edge of the goal line, even if the entire puck does not, nor if the puck is knocked back out, nor enters the netted area, the goal is counted. If half a puck breaches the line, it’s a goal. It is the same in football. If the tip of the ball crosses the edge of the goal line, the score is counted if the player is not down. The only difference is in hockey the player does not have to physically possess the puck. It can be swatted (or shot) in.

• Stunning Footage Shows Acrobat’s Nightmare Accident After Safety Net Fails

  March 15, 2013 at 5:06pm

  Reminds me of The Rise and Fall of the Great Mondello!
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRAsq8AoRk { Royal Crown Revue – “The Rise and Fall of the Great Mondello” – “Mugzy’s Move”}

• Weaponized Paper Airplanes? You Got to See It to Believe It!

  March 7, 2013 at 4:33pm

  My friends and I used to do this kind of stuff back in Jr High. It was quite fun actually. The idea was to see which of us could build the best equipment and then go out and work them with targets in the woods. Later on in high school, we moved on to CO2 pistols and such, but making the paper planes or wooden darts or tennis ball cannons was all part of the fun of growing up. We’d load up our stuff, jump on our bikes and ride out into the forrest and have at it. As long as we were home for lunch and then in the evening, everything was fine. Some times it was just riding bikes and throwing rocks in a stream, or playing frisbee golf, go karts, skate boards… right before I graduated high school we had motorbikes and used to go to the shooting range to fire off .22s at targets. (We never took those into the woods, unlike the BB and pellet guns.)

• Can an Umbrella Really Slow You Down When Falling From the Sky? This Guy Tried and Filmed It

  March 4, 2013 at 3:56pm

  While the umbrella is not ideal, it is far better than jumping with a Baby Grand Piano. Trust me on that one.

• Bubbly Children’s TV Host Dramatically Faints While Highlighting the Importance of…Oxygen

  February 28, 2013 at 2:31pm

  ‘Love is like oxygen. You get too much you get too high, Not enough and you’re gonna die…” Love Is Like Oxygen” -Sweet 1978