User Profile: The Jewish Avenger

The Jewish Avenger

Member Since: October 25, 2011

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  • August 3, 2015 at 1:41am

    “We’re sorry, there was a misprint, it’s supposed to be ‘Raisins’, so sorry about that.”

    - Robin Williams

  • [13] July 29, 2015 at 7:15am

    Can’t wait!

    I bought popcorn!

    *Adjusts lawn chair*

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  • [17] July 29, 2015 at 7:13am

    If Michael Jackson can walk away from three child molestation allegations and be praised as some musical saint, then compared to what Trump allegedly did, should be a footnote at the bottom of the newspaper and not even on MSM. Oh right, Michael Jackson wasn’t trying to take away lazy peoples welfare or send illegals home or GAPS make people accountable for their actions!!!

    You’re right, lets burn Trump down to nothing but ashes… because I’m certain that whoever is the Democratic president will be SOOO much more honest and transparent and think of nothing but the honest hard working man who loves his country…. And would NEVER do anything to hurt the people of this nation in any shape or form….

    …come on… Trump or even a POS RINO (God forbid) would be better at this point than Clinton or Oblama

  • [3] July 29, 2015 at 6:37am

    It does seem like a passive-aggressive type of action.

    I prefer the straight on approach.
    Severity may allow override of steps as deemed necessary.

    1.) warning
    2.) privilege punishment
    3.) corporal punishment

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  • [19] July 24, 2015 at 9:47am

    Who is this “g”od that you refer to.

    OUR God (“G”od), (and YOUR doesn’t exist in reference to “whose God”) doesn’t recognize any lesser “gods” like… well, read the Bible, figure it out.

    But, yes, the land was discovered under the name of God:
    The land was claimed under the name of God
    The ships were blessed under God
    The seamen were prayed for by men and women God for their safe voyage
    The queen gave them ships, money and well wishes all under the prayers and blessings of God.
    The area was not assumed but accepted that it was a gift from God.

    Following that the nation was built upon by our Creator. If you need help on who our Creator is, I’m sure people will be more than glad to answer on here. (Hint: No one jerked around and came up with ****** things like the “spaghetti monster” they worshiped, struggled, fought, protected, prayed, lived and died hourly with God in their hearts and on their minds. Can’t help it that selfishness made people drift away from these important things in life. Been happening since the dawn on man (See Cain and Able)

    Short answer. If you are insultingly saying that “god” is in reference to the Almighty God whose son Jesus Christ came to rid the world of eternal punishment from sin.

    Then yes, THIS, is God’s country.

    Although I hate grammar police, capitalizing the G is huge.

    Can’t help it that militant atheists hide in “Christian’s clothing” keep misleading everyone else just to line their pockets (See every D either in office or running

  • [5] July 22, 2015 at 10:10am

    792 calories an hour for running?
    Average female 6.x mph, male 8.x mph

    I can lose 4-5 a week but I’m also walking 3 hours a day. I am STILL overweight so my exercises burns significantly more calories than an average person. This 800/hour is a farce.

    Running (Calories)
    Total: 75 x your weight (in lbs.)
    Net: .63 x your weight

    Walking
    Total: .53 x your weight
    Net: .30 x your weight

    Net = The amount of calories that you burned from the workout
    Total = NET PLUS just existing

    so at 63% body weight per mile means you would have to weigh at LEAST 157.14 lbs.
    Anyone know any female 160lb. 8 mph runners?
    Oh wait. Males average 8mph, Women average 6mph
    So at 6mph, the woman would HAVE to weigh no LESS than 209.52 lbs. I assure you, very very few women are at this weight are running at 6mph.

    In short, They’re full of crap, again!

    Sadly for me, I walk 9.5 miles just to burn that. A half marathon of walking is only 1,100 calories. Cant wait to run. Wish NPR would just be accurate and honest.

    Wait… Did I just say???…

    LOL… oh sorry… had a moment…. LOL

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  • [3] July 21, 2015 at 9:55am

    The demand and the 100 is painful. However, they handed HIM the bag of cash.
    He could’ve left without any fear of being in trouble.

    “Hey, they gave me a wad of cash, what was I supposed to think? I thought I won something”

    Nice of him to return. Manager is a douche, man stooped to same level.

  • [1] July 20, 2015 at 1:47am

    Hey n0freeride:

    Lets review on those “scenarios” shall we?

    -The only defender was clearly marked for the “gunmen”
    -The gunmen wore non-fogging ballistic goggles while the defender wore ones that fogged up
    -7:9 attempts the defender was able to kill at least one of the two attackers.
    -In most of the scenarios, there was less deaths.
    -The attackers had knowledge of the paths and markings on the floor as to where to go and what advantages in certain area were available. The defenders had NONE and yet still killed one in almost all scenarios.

    It was stacked against them the moment it started and YET they were able to kill one attacker in almost all scenarios. And people escaped.

    Ya, your right, let them just wait to die…. After all its the democratic (frenc… *bang* “WE SURRENDER!!!”) way.

    If you are unfortunate enough to be stuck in a battle where I save your families life but they are now scarred by my little boom stick thats protecting you, and I manage to survive (because I’ll be the only one shooting back from the sounds of it), I’ll pay for the counseling, ok?

  • [2] July 16, 2015 at 4:02pm

    zapparules:

    As soon as I read
    “So your God…” with God have a lower case g, I stopped reading.

  • [4] July 16, 2015 at 3:55pm

    Plink! (+1)
    There I am the candy bar to his diet soda.
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • [8] July 14, 2015 at 4:03pm

    Normally I’d be in the thumbs down but I used to be a hefty person. Because I was destitute and went for years refusing foodstamps to live off of, I became deathly thin. I worked but only made enough to pay my rent and my lights. One room, no running water, no toilet or shower. A car (yes, a crappy one) and 3 jobs (Disc Jockey, Postal Worker, Internet Technical Support Level 2) I was so thin that I have damaged my organs, I have been on medication that made me exhausted, drugged, destroying my kidneys and liver, diabetic and FAT. After years later surviving a 8 way bypass and NOT being overweight, I gained 5 lbs. a week to a dead man walking walmart ridicule weight and now type 2 diabetic AFTER the heart attack. I hated it, my kids hated it, my wife hated it, docs said tough, you’re on it for life.
    Stopped the drugs, lost 115 lbs in 2 months. Diet change? None. Exercise? None.
    Hate how I looked so I started exercising, heart pings now and then but oh well, rather feel the pain then be drugged, fat and ridiculed. Now I can do the thing I love, hunt, fish, be outside, go for a walk. Still cant run yet LOL… oh well… I do walk >80 miles a week now.

    So ya, I have a problem with you picking on the fat people.

  • [6] July 14, 2015 at 3:50pm

    Some people need a hand when they are going through a tough time. Get it. Been there, done that, thankful it was there. Ate in a soup kitchen once, had my food thrown at me from a disgruntled volunteer, cried in my water and vowed to never step foot into a soup kitchen unless I was the one serving and that I did it with kindness in my heart.

    I used to wear a T-shirt where I worked when I was young at a bikers bar saying “Keep Working: Millions on Welfare depend on you” All the men got the joke, the coke hos hated it. One cried over it and I was told I couldn’t wear it anymore. That night, one of the ..patrons said she had to lock her kids in the closet just so she could come to the bar that night. My boss looked at me right after she said it and said, “what I said before, nevermind, you can wear it.” LOL

    Also recall when my daughters husband was between jobs and she just had my second grandchild, she recieved WIC (Women Infant Children it was called now its FBL Free Buffett for the Lazy or something like that) Any way, a guy got behind her and started raising his voice over welfare so she can hear. She was devastated, apologized and ran out. And he was sorry, trust me.

    So from experience, I can say I have had a taste of being poor, homeless and destitute. I used the system when I needed to and got off it ASAP. Proud to say we haven’t used it in decades. The joke would have been funny except one thing. It is ironic that it IS true. Extended welfare = laziness.

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  • [3] July 13, 2015 at 12:30pm

    So whats their address?

  • [9] July 13, 2015 at 10:34am

    Anyone else hear the old Dr. Pepper jingle playing in their heads?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCTaccEkMI

  • July 13, 2015 at 10:15am

    The other key point is he took the right risks at the right time. Sometimes its just God’s grace or to others views, amazing luck.

  • July 13, 2015 at 10:13am

    “And good cheap venison makes us happy happy happy, of course.”

    Mmmmm… Bambi…
    Can’t wait!

  • July 13, 2015 at 10:11am

    @BHOHG2G:

    “Yeah, but it will catch up. I’ve seen union members hold out for a raise until the company chokes and gives in and then a little later on the company went out of business.”…

    Reminds me of J.J.Nissen and Hostess…

    Thanks a lot unions!!!

  • July 13, 2015 at 9:57am

    HOW am I going to explain the coffee spray now!!!!

    Geez…. LMAO!!! That caught me off guard!!!!

    (You know, I’ve wasted a lot of coffee these last years because of this website… thanks.)

  • [1] July 13, 2015 at 9:50am

    “I am shocked, shocked…”

    BTW, where did the “I am shocked, shocked I tell you!!!” come from? Misquote of Casablanca?

    but ya,

    boy…. what a big… *YAWN*….

    …surprise.

  • July 11, 2015 at 11:41am

    I would have told him what bank to go to deposit his payments and that we cannot accept those type of payments on campus anymore.

    The fact that he made university employee may make a chuckle but from my own personal experience. ITS THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DO THE WORK who are busting their arse on this. The thought that people think this is funny makes me want to give this little darling a roll f his own pennies as a suppository. The people who decide where the money goes and what policy does what? Thats not who is counting the money. I say shame on him. It’s like some 1800′s anti-slavery activist dumping a delivery of tobacco on a plantation owner to “show him a thing or two” and the slaves have to clean it up. Get it?

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